Hasha 2 Posted May 12, 2002 Ok, here is the situation, a bored US pilot stole a mama grizzly's cub and took it into an Apache to cuddle it. Mama and papa bear are furious and called 98 other bears to attack the guy who took the cub. BUT: he is in the Apache with windows closed. Ok, the Apache does not fly or shoot at the bears, SO, will 100 bears overpower the apache? Such as overturning it, chewing the rotor to break it, scratch it or ramming and breaking the cockpit to dig that guy out? ( Bears are smart) What do you think? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 12, 2002 What's up with this bear fetish of yours anyway? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex -USMC- 0 Posted May 12, 2002 okay, umm, wtf, over? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warin 0 Posted May 12, 2002 It's Deja Vu all over again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 12, 2002 And we have the nominee for posting the two most stupid threads in a row (Wobble excluded from competition ) Ladies and gentlemen, I present you Hasharajima! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hasha 2 Posted May 12, 2002 No man, I just saw a documentary showing a bear raming into a car, breaking the windows and flipping it and stuff. So I am interested to know what bears can do to military hardware. Please help me thanks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 12, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Hasharajima @ May 12 2002,03:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">No man, I just saw a documentary showing a bear raming into a car, breaking the windows and flipping it and stuff. So I am interested to know what bears can do to military hardware. Please help me thanks!<span id='postcolor'> Yes, and the first thing you learn in the military is how much all the hardware can stand up from an attack of 100+ bears.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex -USMC- 0 Posted May 12, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Hasharajima @ May 12 2002,03:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">No man, I just saw a documentary showing a bear raming into a car, breaking the windows and flipping it and stuff. So I am interested to know what bears can do to military hardware. Please help me thanks!<span id='postcolor'> The question is irrelevant, because the momma bear chases off the father bear when the cubs are born (as the daddy has a bad habit of eating his young), and on top of that, bears are solitary, and are not densely concentrated enough for 100 bears to be in the same vicinity. But, if it did happen, heres what would would happen: Seeing this army of bears, the pilot would p[anic and throw the cub out of the cockpit. Vindicated, the bears would leave, sparing the Apache and the pilot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hasha 2 Posted May 12, 2002 But will the bears wreck the apache thou? That was my question from the beginning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex -USMC- 0 Posted May 12, 2002 If they really get after it, probably. But I already told you, they wouldnt in the first place Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Renagade 0 Posted May 12, 2002 heh but if the pilot were to hit the starter button then i guess some bears are gonna get liquidized Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted May 12, 2002 This thread should be moved to the ADDONS & MODS forum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted May 12, 2002 well, we already have droids addon from Star Wars, so mid as well have some bear soldier addons Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antichrist 0 Posted May 12, 2002 Well in OFP 100 bears won't probably kill a pilot but lag his computer so much it will blow!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted May 12, 2002 Well, we're on our way to a Peter Pan mod, so we might as well make a Goldilocks one, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USSoldier11B 0 Posted May 12, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">But will the bears wreck the apache thou? That was my question from the beginning. <span id='postcolor'> I think you've seen Jurassic Park one too many times. Why wouldn't the pilot shoot at the bears? He has a coaxial MG. I sure as hell would. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christophercles 0 Posted May 12, 2002 He would probably just throw the bear at them. Thats what id do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted May 12, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (christophercles @ May 12 2002,12:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">He would probably just throw the bear at them. Thats what id do.<span id='postcolor'> This would require Gimbal's Tossers addon as a prerequisite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedStorm 0 Posted May 12, 2002 Avon's on the jazz... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted May 12, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ May 12 2002,14:56)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><span id='postcolor'> The ugly side of you manatee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hasha 2 Posted May 12, 2002 OK, the pilot is unarmed and has no guns, he is in the apache and is surrounded by 100 Grizzlies, will the bears wreck the chopper like what T-rex did to the jeep in Jurrasic Park? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IceFire 0 Posted May 12, 2002 I think that a chopper would have no chance again a hundred grizzlies. They would tear that thing to scrap metal. Bears are strong as hell and can easily rip up metal like toilet paper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hasha 2 Posted May 12, 2002 Really? I thought apaches are the toughest chopper in the world? How about an Abrams, what will the bear do to it? Lets keep this deep thinking and fun flowing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IceFire 0 Posted May 12, 2002 I think Abrams armor is alot tougher. But choppers are intended to be light. So they wouln't have alot of heavy armor. I don't think the bears would be able to destroy the tank, but atleast scratch it and bust it up a bit. Probably rip off the wheels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
