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http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1961000/1961798.stm

Guided rats controlled through implants in their brains. Electrodes were implanted into areas of the rats' brains responsible for sensing reward, as well as those that process signals from the whiskers.

The commands and rewards were transmitted by radio from a laptop computer to a backpack receiver strapped to each rodent.

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bah, wait a few years till the remote control dwarfs come out, the rats will drop in price..

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I'm gana save up for my Robo Porn Star.

Might be a bit dodgey with all those electrical bits though, might set yerself on fire or somethin.. Battery acid dosent sound too nice either.

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I seriously hope that this practice is stopped and never continues.

This is among one of the worst ways that man is manipulating with nature.

God, how APALLING!!!

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (IceFire @ May 09 2002,01:43)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I seriously hope that this practice is stopped and never continues.

This is among one of the worst ways that man is manipulating with nature.

God, how APALLING!!!<span id='postcolor'>

What, the Robo Pornstar? biggrin.gif

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A robo pornstar isnt medeling with nature its making porn accesable to low income consumers due to the decreased labour costs and higher production rates.

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No no! I would love the robo porn star. Just not the damn rats.

And especially not tarantulas. Oh god. I don't even want to think of some of the other applications that this horrible discovery may bring. Except for the robot porn stars.

That would kick ass.

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What would be the difference between a robot porns star and a normal porn star?

I mean lets face reality, if they are porn stars you are likely never going to breathe the same air as them. Robot or not biggrin.gif

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Like i said ... no more breaks for coffee, cigarettes and dumping of "excess fluid" so higher production .. more porn same demand lower prices.

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But why not just invest this technology into genetically engineered sex slaves?

At least it would stop middle aged men from purchasing 18 year old phillipino wives for sexual purposes.

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Somehow making humans just so sick people can have sex with them seems like the greater evil ccompared to making machines for that purpose.

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I would like a 4 foot long robotic penis with legs, I would turn it loose in a nursing home..

half the old women would run from it, the other half would chase it.

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