Ex-RoNiN 0 Posted May 2, 2002 A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a beautiful woman and looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, " It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" Bond looks down, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LordZach 0 Posted May 3, 2002 your joke is outdated. q is dead. he was cool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warin 0 Posted May 3, 2002 The old Q is dead. But they have a new one in the person of John Cleese. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grey Fox 0 Posted May 3, 2002 Isn't his name "R"? I think he is a horrible replacement. No one will be able to live up to "Q" although Bond still breaks about every single gadget. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted May 3, 2002 Great one!! My opinion of the new "Q" branch situation is, Q was always the serious one - "Ejecter seats? Your joking!" "....I Never joke about my work, double-o-seven!". And then John Cleese seems like more of the "Absent minded professor" type. I think it'll at least work ok like this, I'll always miss Desmond Llewelyn though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gorgi Knootewoot 0 Posted May 3, 2002 John Cleese is cool. He makes a good replacement. Too bad "Q" is dead, because he played in all the bond movies. The real "Q" wasn't planning to do any more bond movies, that is why they introduced Johnnieboy is the last one. (or second last) He was the follow up of "q" named "R". So even if the real "q" wasn't dead, he wasn't planning to do anymore bondmovies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted May 3, 2002 Weird.......its almost like his resigning from the bond gig and his death were directly related somehow. Like one was fated to happen if the other one happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gorgi Knootewoot 0 Posted May 3, 2002 I think that it is a conspiracy. Q wanted to stop with bondmovies Cleese gets a job But maybe Cleese was afraid that he would return Maybe the studio didn't want anybody else using Q for a movie Maybe his twinbrother wanted to be Q I guess we never figure it out. But it is a coincidance that he get's run over by a car when he left the studios Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted May 3, 2002 I think YOU killed him!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
second_draw 0 Posted May 3, 2002 I had to be a part of any bond thread. Bond forever! Now that i have that out of the way (& out of my system), i would like post some meaningless bond info to fuel this heated debate on Q? Q's workshop The watches (i remeber that magnetic watch clearly, bond used the watch to unzip a girls dress if ya didn't know ) *Faithful bond fan signing off....* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
second_draw 0 Posted May 3, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (second_draw @ May 03 2002,12:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">*Faithful bond fan signing off....*<span id='postcolor'> Ignore this, that was really sad. I will kick myself now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
