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This may be the wrong section, but it can all ways be moved.

Playing OFP multiplayer (sorry I mean waiting to get in to a game) how do you pass the time I found my self setting up my guitar and amp and sitting down to play the time watching game.

Am I the only one confused.gif

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nah, youre not the only one. I have no musical aptitude, other than a wide variaty of music i like. I just browse the net or something while i'm waiting. Then again, i dont play MP that often.

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I play Longbow 2 or Steel Beasts in the background (my comp is good enough to do it w/o breaking a sweat)

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I write swear words on the monitor with my own fecal matter.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">

I write swear words on the monitor with my own fecal matter.

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LOL

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ April 26 2002,23:44)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I play Longbow 2 or Steel Beasts in the background (my comp is good enough to do it w/o breaking a sweat)<span id='postcolor'>

And how good is that? (I must know, i'm upgrading my computer in the not too distant future)

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I either:

a.) Get myself a drink (JD & Coke, or Carlton Draught)

b.) Watch TV (I have a small TV near my PC)

c.) Surf the net (often to check out the Forums)

d.) Check out the websites/URLs of the other players

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Aculaud @ April 27 2002,10:02)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ April 26 2002,23:44)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I play Longbow 2 or Steel Beasts in the background (my comp is good enough to do it w/o breaking a sweat)<span id='postcolor'>

And how good is that? (I must know, i'm upgrading my computer in the not too distant future)<span id='postcolor'>

P4 1.3

640 mb pc800 RDRAM (I think this is the most important part)

GeForce 3

27gb hard drive

I like the P4 because the RDRAM kicks so much ass

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I stare at screen for 30 minutes until it says that my connection has been lost.

That is why I don't play Multiplayer anymore.

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I tap my dog's penis until he attacks my chin.

It usually takes 30 minutes or so for him to attack me.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FetishFool @ April 28 2002,04:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I tap my dog's penis until he attacks my chin.

It usually takes 30 minutes or so for him to attack me.<span id='postcolor'>

Do you live in Bogota? biggrin.gif they got different habits there.

From tomorrow on, no more gaming. Got to write my dissertation..............I am so fucking lazy, I dont even know how I got that far. In my head I am still a fucking teeny, and I play teeny games (OFP, wolfenstein). Damm I got to grow up! biggrin.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ April 28 2002,04:33)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FetishFool @ April 28 2002,04:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I tap my dog's penis until he attacks my chin.

It usually takes 30 minutes or so for him to attack me.<span id='postcolor'>

Do you live in Bogota?  biggrin.gif  they got different habits there.

From tomorrow on, no more gaming. Got to write my dissertation..............I am so fucking lazy, I dont even know how I got that far. In my head I am still a fucking teeny, and I play teeny games (OFP, wolfenstein). Damm I got to grow up!  biggrin.gif<span id='postcolor'>

I know how you feel mate, I have tons of coursework to do, and exams to study for, but here I am debating on internet forums and designing OFP missions and playing OFP and generally just bumming around biggrin.gif

Growing up is so boring though sad.gif

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But funny as it is, girls dont want us to grow up!!! They love us to do rebellious stuff in class. !!! (but they sleep with the guys that are grown up) Okay, i gotta change!! biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ April 28 2002,04:48)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">But funny as it is, girls dont want us to grow up!!! They love us to do rebellious stuff in class. !!! (but they sleep with the guys that are grown up) Okay, i gotta change!!  biggrin.gif  biggrin.gif<span id='postcolor'>

ROFL!

No man, come to England! Girls have NO morals here, all you need is to get them drunk, and they will do anything biggrin.gif

I swear man,being a student in England is the best biggrin.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Ex-RoNiN @ April 28 2002,04:51)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ April 28 2002,04:48)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">But funny as it is, girls dont want us to grow up!!! They love us to do rebellious stuff in class. !!! (but they sleep with the guys that are grown up) Okay, i gotta change!!  biggrin.gif  biggrin.gif<span id='postcolor'>

ROFL!

No man, come to England! Girls have NO morals here, all you need is to get them drunk, and they will do anything biggrin.gif

I swear man,being a student in England is the best biggrin.gif<span id='postcolor'>

I KNOW i am gonna get killed for that but British girls are fat!!! Oh my god, if KingBeast reads this!!! biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif Anyway the most beautiful girls with class are the swiss and the greeks (no, i am not trying to kiss your ass)! But the swiss girls have hyper rich parents too ( and an indoor pool)!!! tounge.gif

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Most girls in NYC are from latin countries. They are obese and thus call themselves "thick in all the right places" (as if that is somehow supposed to hide their true weight).

There's quite a variety here though. You can run into the daughter of some banker who drives a different Ferrari to work each day, as well as run into a gothic chick who drinks blood for breakfast, both hanging out in the same bar/club.

I try and watch out but some are just too irrisistable. I mean when I ask them to dance I don't want them rubbing their buttocks against my crotch. I can't focus on the rhytm !

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Fuck, this discussion is goin into the wrong direction biggrin.gif ! i know it is saturday, but still...!!! I am laughing so terribly that I am afraid of peeing into my pants! We should create a thread only about women!!! I would die .... biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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"Im Fat"= Im fat

"Im Thick"= Im fat, but imageitive

"Men like women with a some meat on their bones"=I think fat and meat are the same thing...

"im big boned"= My bones grew in order to hold up my fat.

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Haha yeah.  And when you ask yourself "Why would I want a fat girl ?"  they will most likely respond "Do you want meat or bone ?"

It's unbelievable to what lengths they go to just to excuse themselves.  When I was in H.S. I worked at this retail place, and there was a nice and tall, and very sexy girl working at the cash register.  But she had the gut of Homer Simpson.  She was slim and all but apparently she always ate so much she got really bloated.  It was funny because I thought she was pregnant at first, so when I spoke to her in the back during the lunch I asked "So how many weeks are you pregnant ?"  and she said "I'm not pregnant".  I was fucking embarassed, lol.

Can't they just stop eating all those burgers and KFC ?  Such a shame.

Meat or bone, give me a break

I mean is it even safe to have sex with a girl who's 5'10 and weights 300lbs ? What if she gets a heart attack and crushes you ? That's why they should always let the man be on top, so if they die we can easily roll them off the bed and call 911. I can only imagine how much they smell when they sweat like pigs during any excitement. Eww gross.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">No man, come to England! Girls have NO morals here, all you need is to get them drunk, and they will do anything

I swear man,being a student in England is the best <span id='postcolor'>

Really? I need to go there for a visit then. tounge.gif

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"Im Fat"= Im fat

"Im Thick"= Im fat, but imageitive

"Men like women with a some meat on their bones"=I think fat and meat are the same thing...

"im big boned"= My bones grew in order to hold up my fat.<span id='postcolor'>

Gwhahahahaha!

I love when women use the terms "full figured" and "curvy" when they are really just fat. When they say curvy I think of a high differential in bust-waist-hip ratio. i.e. 36-24-36 is curvy. 44-45-58 is fat. Yuck, looks like a package of Hostess doughnuts. wow.gif

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Depends on height too. a 36-24-36 woman whos 6 feet tall wouldnt be all THAT curvey in my opinion. you need SOME meat on em to get curves.

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True. I like my girls small though. I'm not that tall. I like girls between 5'0" and 5'5". 36-24-36 is plenty curvy for those heights.

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