I'm not ruling out that I may be the root to my own evil.
I tried logging in this morning. I entered my login from memory and was taken to an account where my email is my screenname and it says I joined the forums TODAY. It's a totally new account and I can't seem to log into my old one that I created in 2012.
I have another adress registered here and thought that maybe I used that for my account back then. To be safe, I ordered a password reset link - I do get that link delivered but it doesnt take me anywhere and times out instead. Also interesting, no matter what password I type in for that second adress, it says "internal server error" while a misspelled email gets correctly diagnosed as not registered.
I spent the last week finishing the update of an addon, every hour. Not that this would be anyones problem but not being able to log in right now.. I'm considering to start drinking. :D