cpl_BOB 0 Posted March 2, 2002 i remeber a saying in the words of the greatest japanesse philosipher, EMPORER CONFUSION confusion he say..... "Great man succeed, Not so great man suck pretzel" lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted March 2, 2002 Bush's statement 'I did not have inappropriate relations with that pretzel' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted March 2, 2002 http://www.hammondpretzels.com/ Pretzel site Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted March 2, 2002 Largest pretzel ever baked:40 lbs, 5-feet across Did you know this? I think you didn't! hahahhaha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cpl_BOB 0 Posted March 2, 2002 LMAO hehe bush just falls into these things,, a quote from bush "china is an aragant violent and imperialist state....... i like that alot." "i have always been a believer of the chinese people, these are the poeple who gave us DYNASTY" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted March 2, 2002 "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." "It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cpl_BOB 0 Posted March 2, 2002 LMAO "japan??? out the white house and turn left!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cpl_BOB 0 Posted March 2, 2002 "i remember your esteemed predecessor , Emporer Hiroshima" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted March 2, 2002 Bush is a weird man hahahahaahah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cpl_BOB 0 Posted March 2, 2002 "south korea? is that anywhere near North Korea?"" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cpl_BOB 0 Posted March 2, 2002 george bush on the phone to his dad! george jr :"hey dad , yeah yeah its george..... george DUBYA.?? YOUR SON. yeha THE one who wasnt supposed to be president!, look i just found another wannabe bomb, do you want me to add it to the list? so there he stood on the border, HE had a whole load of sand bags in front of him and a big sheet of bullet proff glass to protect him, Didnt make any difference WE could still hear him!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cpl_BOB 0 Posted March 2, 2002 george bush statement! "a few weeks ago i called north Korea EVIL.... i was right to call it that, it is EVIL, its leader is a death spot, Last time it was his brother a poll pot" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted March 2, 2002 AMERICA, THIS IS YOUR PRESIDENT SPEAKING! "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." "I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating." "They have miscalculated me as a leader." "One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected." "Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things. Anti-immigrant, for example." "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." "I was raised in the west. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California." "Will the highways on the Internet become more few?" "I think we agree, the past is over." "I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know." "The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?" The list goes on forever And it's not that's he's a dyslexic that bothers me, it's that he has no clue what's going on in the world around him, that he was a cocaine-addict, that he's a drunk, that the election was rigged, that he lies left and right...all this bothers me because he's the leader of the most powerful nation in the world. Bushisms Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Renagade 0 Posted March 2, 2002 well at least he seems to be in his country rather than globe trotting like the PM,isn`t that the forign ministers job?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cpl_BOB 0 Posted March 2, 2002 Good ol father ted. greatest show ever. but on topic now! george bush does seem to have the IQ of a 16 year old(or somewhere close) how can you feel safe with him running your country?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wobble 1 Posted March 2, 2002 Actually there is a site (cant remember name) that confirms and dismisses stuff like this.. and most of the really popular "bush quotes" are purley made up, or are rearanged.. "I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating." I remember this one.. it orignally was: "I think anyone who doesent think Im smart enough to handle this job is underestimating Me" It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." this one is made up. "They have miscalculated me as a leader." They have misjudged me as a leader" "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" made up "I was raised in the west. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California." this is 3 sentences from 1 paragraph rearanged. "The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?" no record "a few weeks ago i called north Korea EVIL.... i was right to call it that, it is EVIL, its leader is a death spot, Last time it was his brother a poll pot" made up.. according to the site about 90% of the "bush statments" you see floating around are either totally fictional or just rearanged segments and switched around words... ill try to find the site.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wobble 1 Posted March 2, 2002 also alot of quotes that are said to be "bushisms" were never said by bush, but by someone else.. examples: "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr. Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr. Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr. Verdict: Accurate. It's close to the real quote, spoken in Beaverton, Oregon on 9/25/00: "more and more of our imports come from overseas.". Oddly, it is quite similar to Keppel Enderbery's notable quip that "traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." "Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr. Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94 Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95 Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98 Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93 Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96 Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr. Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "The future will be better tomorrow." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr. Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97 Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr. Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr., 8/17/93 Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr. Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican" Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr. Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr. Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr. Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96 Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97 Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "For NASA, space is still a high priority." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93 Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95 Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr. Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr. Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle "[it's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." Attributed to George W. Bush, Jr. Verdict: Spoken by Dan Quayle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wobble 1 Posted March 2, 2002 hehehe, here is a little factiod that I just read. "At the rate that so many NEW so called "bushisms" appear on the web, to reach this quota Bush would have to speak Non stop 22 hours a day 7 days a week, and every sentence would have to be a bushism" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted March 3, 2002 Dan Quayle said that many stuffs? So Bush Sr. really must have been pissed when he saw that. Anyway, if you want legit Bush quotes, listen to media, not internet forums. Legit media catches real Bush quotes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wobble 1 Posted March 3, 2002 yea and nothing beats him saying it... sometimes I think he does it on purpose.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted March 3, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Wobble @ Mar. 03 2002,03:29)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">sometimes I think he does it on purpose..<span id='postcolor'> so are you suggesting that Bush Jr is trying to get into our minds and make us think that he's a buffoon? probably he's using subliminal-able methods Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wobble 1 Posted March 3, 2002 who knows.. he might have some really twisted sense of humor.. I remember a kid in school wo would pretend to be retarded in public places just for kicks.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted March 3, 2002 oh...you mean those kids who lack self-esteem and try to get attention by degrading him/herself.... well, Bush Jr degrade himself by being a politician...now everything fits in!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christophercles 0 Posted March 3, 2002 This is just funny. UPRADE YOUR REMEMBERY. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cpl_BOB 0 Posted March 5, 2002 YES people.. revive this thread, its interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
