Stelled Eagle 2 Posted February 25, 2002 1: First of all, you need to take the sticky tape off of your chair in front of the computer and follow a very tricky procedure - which took me months to learn!- it's called "standing up". 2: Standing up is commenced by putting both feet on the ground and then try to push the ground away from you! You'll then see that, by some miraculous power you're two feet higher than you used to be infront of your computer. Try to familiarize yourself with this. After some training you can "walk" back and forth, and even sideways! 3: Now, you'll have to find a room bigger that the room in which your computer is located. You'll find all sorts of foreign and often deadly objects in this room. Us professionals like to call it a "kitchen" you can also call it "a room ful of dangerous and deadly utensils" but the word kitchen is used more often for obvious reasons. Now, walk a few laps around this "kitchen" and check out all the shiny and objects located in the "cupboards" these objects we like to call "knives" are very sharp, you might have seen one in Wolfenstein or any other game. As you can see, knives aren't just a frigment of a developers imagination but actually do excist. Don't touch a knive! It is a very dangerous object and not for you to play with! Do a thourough research of all the cupboards in your "kitchen". With a bit of luck and patience you'll find something we call a "bowl". It's easily destinguishable because it looks very much like the half of a soccer ball they use in Super Soccer 2. Don't use a normal plate because when you'll get to the stage of adding milk (a liquid on which I will get back to later on) it doesn't have enough room to accomodate all of the milk! 4: Now we'll get to the tricky part! Adding the cereal. You'll have to find some cereal (I used Cornflakes, but any cereal will do) and pour some into the bowl we just found. Yes, your hand can be used for more things than steering the mouse so grab the box of cereal. For beginners this may feel very weird and unnatural. That's because you were only used to holding a mouse. Now when you learned to grab onto other objects try and pour some cereal in the bowl. Beware! You'll have to have the bowl the right way up! pour the cereal in the bowl and look at all the cereal in the bowl. Looks far more realistic than it does in computer games, doesn't it? Congratulations! You now have a bowl full of cereal! But....We're not ready yet! 5: Now, adding the milk is an easy one! You open a large square box that's about a meter high and three quarters of a meter wide. That box is used to keep things cool inside. We like to call it a "fridge" or "refrigerator". It has a door, open it like you would in any 3d person shooter (beware, this door doesn't open like it does in Quake 3, by bumping into it, you'll have to open it using a specially built "handle"! Now, grab the large package with a little square on it, in the square it should say: "MILK". Pour the milk into your bowl of cereal (make sure the package of milk is opened, and if you don't know how to open it, phone the local supermarket and ask for help.) Now you can call yourself king of the cooks! You just made your very own bowl of cereal! ------------------------------------------------Using this "kitchen field manual" is at your own risk. If you, or your dog gets hurt while following these procedures don't blame that scary clown from next door OR your math teacher. All the recipes descriped here belong to their rightfull owner (in this case that is Battleships inc.) Furthermore, every cereal box has a strange square thingie on the bottom, that's the price, before you leave the store you have to grab your purse and pay in the numbers indicated on that square. All rights reserved © RedStorm------------------------------------------------ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 25, 2002 Haha, saved to HD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stelled Eagle 2 Posted February 25, 2002 Cereal lives on!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 25, 2002 Where's the first part Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stelled Eagle 2 Posted February 25, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Feb. 25 2002,21:48)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Where's the first part <span id='postcolor'> here 1, Step into the area of your home known as the kitchen. This is the room where food is usually prepared. look around and familiarize yourself with it - not so bad, is it? 2, Open a cupboard and take out a bowl. Be careful not to take a plate instead. Bowls and plates look similar - they are both round, and they are made from the same stuff. However, plates are flat, bowls aren't. If you use a plate in this recipe you'll be sorry. 3, Ope te box of cereal and carefully pour something into the bowl. (make sure the bowl is the right way ip during this stage.) 4, Now you need some milk. Milk is a white liquid which comes from cows. You will probably find this in a big box which keeps things cold - this is the fridge or refrigerator. Pour the milk into the bowl. 5, Eat the cereal using a spoon - a metal utensil that has a handle and a round bit at one end. (make sure you hold the spoon by the right end.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 25, 2002 Great, I saved that as well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stelled Eagle 2 Posted February 25, 2002 me too, Redstorm too, Cereal is now officially immortal, now just let me get my army back on the jazz, and where is Ruskie with his clones :O Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 25, 2002 We should give a copy of the cereal thread to everyone who wants to start a spam thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ex-RoNiN 0 Posted February 25, 2002 Everybody get your "anti-nuke-helmets"......sooner or later u gonna get nuked for that... u r lucky that im not a mod Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stelled Eagle 2 Posted February 25, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Ex-RoNiN @ Feb. 25 2002,21:57)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Everybody get your "anti-nuke-helmets"......sooner or later u gonna get nuked for that... u r lucky that im not a mod  <span id='postcolor'> *points at Ex-Ronin* Get the disbeliever, for it is judgement day, all disbelievers shall feel our rage! *laughs evily for 15 minutes* tar and feather him!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thehamster 0 Posted February 25, 2002 My army has not stood down and is ever ready to rock n roll. This time I'm getting first strike in wave to my bombers Nobby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted February 25, 2002 English -> German + German -> English: 1: First of all, you must the sticky tape of your chair before the computer eliminate and to one much tricky procedure follow - took which me months, in order to learn! - it is called up " being ". 2: Will be above begun, by setting both feet from the reason and tries then to press the soil away from you! They see then that, by something miraculous to energy, which is higher you two foot, than you maintained, infront your computer to be. Try to make itself familiar with this. After something training you can go " back and forth " and laterally smoothes! 3: Now you must find a space more largely that the space, in which your computer is. They find all assortments of the other and frequently deadly messages in this space. We specialists may it call a " kitchen, ", you them also call can " a Raumful of the dangerous and deadly devices ", but the word kitchen is used frequently for obvious reasons. Now some laps go to check the message, which is been situated in the " cabinets " this messages, around this " kitchen " and from that whole shining and those, we " meters " to designate liking, are very sharp, could you in wolf stone or in each possible other play have seen. How you can see, meters are, even not frigment a developer fantasy however do really excist. Do not touch a knive! It is a very dangerous message and not, so that you play with! Do one thouroughforschung all cabinets in your " kitchen ". Also a few luck and patience find you to something, which we designate a " dish ". Them are easily destinguishable, because it looks very much like half of a football ball, which they use in superfootball 2. Do not use a normal disk, because, if you do not arrive at the stage of adding milk (on the one liquid I back too later) to it have sufficient space, which receives to adapt whole milk! 4: Now we arrive at tricky the section! Add the grain. They must something grain (me used Corn Flakes, but each possible grain does), find and some into the dish to pour, which we found even. Your hand can being used for more things than, the mouse controlling, therefore you seize the box of the grain. For beginners this can feel very strange and unnatural. That is, because her only to one to stop mouse used. Now, when you learned to seize on other messages try and pour you something grain in the dish. Watch out! They must have the dish above the right way! pour the grain in the dish and regard you that whole grain in the dish. Views far more realistically than it not she does in the computer games? Congratulations! They have now a dish fully grain! But... bereiten. We're not already forwards! 5: Now the milk is to add a simple! They open a large square box, which is approximate high and three quarters one measuring instrument of a broad measuring instrument. This box is used, in order to hold cool inside of the things. We may call a " refrigerating chamber " or " refrigerating chamber " it. it have a door, opened it like you became in each possible Shooter of the person 3d (to fit does not open you, this door up, how she must open her in quake 3, by pushing to her, you, a particularly structured " handle " using does! Now you seize the large package with a small square on it, in the square, which should say it: " MILK ". pouring you the milk into its dish grain (you check the fact that the package is opened by milk and if you do not open it, to call and for assistance please knows the local supermarket), now you can call yourselves king of the cooks! They formed even it possess much dish grain! Hail to the mighty Babelfish! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 25, 2002 It's easier to use Multibabel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted February 25, 2002 They formed even it possess much dish grain! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 25, 2002 Rifles automatic of regolators closes this beginning. Its superficial lower whole number is belongs to us! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted February 25, 2002 I wonder for how long this will continue to be funny... I'm having a laughing fit every two minutes now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 25, 2002 It is to little like length allegro, regolators great that alarmed rifles automatic surrounds east beginning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placebo 29 Posted February 25, 2002 Start another cereal thread and your account will be deleted. Closing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
