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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ Feb. 20 2002,18:47)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">How bout this one (Could be easy, or hard for some of you young'uns)

"Rosebud."

-=Die Alive=-<span id='postcolor'>

Citizen Kane!

Don't you sneak too much culture into this Forum though, you'll be banned before you know it smile.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Longinius @ Feb. 21 2002,14:21)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">- I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.<span id='postcolor'>

Eeeer Top Gun (pretty much a guess)?

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Here's some:

- Can i see your license sir?

- What?

- Your licence, where is your license?

- It's on the bumber man, back there man.

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E.T. phone home.

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Dude, where's your car?

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Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.

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Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"

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- Surely you can't be serious.

- I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

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Toga! Toga!

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I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!"

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- Steady boy. Just keep telling yourself you're a girl.

- I'm a girl...I'm a girl...I'm a girl.

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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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I know you are, but what am I?

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Schwing!

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Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!

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We blew it.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!<span id='postcolor'>

Back To The Future 2.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Dude, where's your car?<span id='postcolor'>

Dude, where's my car.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> Surely you can't be serious.

- I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.<span id='postcolor'>

Airplane or Arirport(I forget which one)

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I know you are, but what am I?<span id='postcolor'>

Waynes World

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">E.T. phone home<span id='postcolor'>

Umm ET?

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Thehamster @ Feb. 22 2002,17:04)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!<span id='postcolor'>

Back To The Future 2.

<span style='color:red'>Wrong</span>

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Dude, where's your car?<span id='postcolor'>

Dude, where's my car.

<span style='color:green'>Right</span> Also in The Big Lebowski

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> Surely you can't be serious.

- I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.<span id='postcolor'>

Airplane or Arirport(I forget which one)

<span style='color:green'>Right</span> Airplane

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I know you are, but what am I?<span id='postcolor'>

Waynes World

<span style='color:red'>Wrong</span>

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">E.T. phone home<span id='postcolor'>

Umm ET?

<span style='color:green'>Right</span><span id='postcolor'>

Final Score: 3/5

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Few more:

- "Can I call you a cab?"

- "Sure, and I'll call you a cocksucker!"

- "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers...  Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls."

- It's okay. He's just admiring the shape of your skull.

- I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things.

- As your attorney, I'd advise you to take a sip from the little brown bottle.... you won't need much, just a taste.

- ...Know your dope fiend... His pants will be encrusted with semen from constantly jacking-off because he can't find a rape-victim...

-=Die Alive=-

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ Feb. 22 2002,23:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><span id='postcolor'>

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.

<span id='postcolor'>

hmmm...Chinatown...or Two Jakes?

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?<span id='postcolor'> The Graduate?

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Toga! Toga!

<span id='postcolor'>  

I'm not sure what this is called in the US. Frat-house comedy youth flick, piece of cr*p....uhm...Animal House?

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Schwing!<span id='postcolor'>

Wayne's world for sure!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!<span id='postcolor'>

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

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~When you say it's name, it'll be gone~

guess guess ppl, what movie is it from (it's a stupid movie but i guess it doesn't matter) and who can find out what i'm talking about?!

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ Feb. 23 2002,15:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ Feb. 22 2002,23:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><span id='postcolor'>

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.

<span id='postcolor'>

hmmm...Chinatown...or Two Jakes?

<span style='color:green'>Correct</span>

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?<span id='postcolor'> The Graduate?

<span style='color:green'>Correct</span>

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Toga! Toga!

<span id='postcolor'>  

I'm not sure what this is called in the US. Frat-house comedy youth flick, piece of cr*p....uhm...Animal House?

<span style='color:green'>Correct</span>

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Schwing!<span id='postcolor'>

Wayne's world for sure!

<span style='color:green'>Correct</span>

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!<span id='postcolor'>

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

<span style='color:green'>Correct</span><span id='postcolor'>

Your Score: 5/5

-=Die Alive=-

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These should be easy for some, they're from some of my favorite movies:

- I didn't see any signs?

- What do you call that?

- Graffiti?

- No no, it's not fucking graffiti, that's a sign. You can't read it man. I'll read it for you. It says this is fucking private property. No fucking trespassing. That means fucking you.

- It says all that?

- Yeah.

- Well, if you maybe wrote in fucking English I would fucking understand you.

-  Mr. *****, can you please turn to page 77? Can you describe to the jury what is on that page, please sir?

-  It's a picture of Santa Claus.

-  What is Santa Claus doing?

-  He's talking to Mrs. Claus, and holding in his hand what appears to be a large, erect penis.

-  And could you read the caption underneath that cartoon, please?

-  "This is what I've got to ho-ho-ho about."

-  Fellows, let's be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish... And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock!

-  If you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, you're just letting an opportunity pass you by.

-  What kind of program is he?

-  He's not any kind of program, ****. He's a user.

-  A user?!

-  What's the matter, ****? You look nervous.

-  Users... well, I mean... users wrote us. A user even wrote you!

-  No one user wrote me! I'm worth millions of man-years!

-  You're Abe Froman?

-  That's right. I'm Abe Froman.

-  The sausage king of Chicago?

-  [brief hesitation] Yeah. That's me.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ Feb. 24 2002,15:55)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Your Score: 5/5

-=Die Alive=-<span id='postcolor'>

So where's my gold star? biggrin.gif

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