Quotes

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Self explanitory, Right?:

The meek may inherit the earth but they don't get in to Harvard.

"When a man is chasing a woman in the park, naked with a butcher's knife in his hand, I don't think he'll be collecting for the Red Cross!"

No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him because he'll keep coming back and back until one of you is dead.

I would like a nice, powerful, mind-altering substance. Preferably one that will make my unborn children, grow gills.

Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman. Let's say I go into some guys office. Let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jo Jo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. How I love my pet. So I pet it and I stroke it and I massage it. I love it. I love my little naughty pet. You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go gszdkgs gszdkgs. OHHH!! I killed it!! I killed my sale!

I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was with a woman as a man.

Life is pain. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something

I'm here to do one of two things, kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’ve never had 5ex before. I’ve had lots of 5ex! It’s just that now I’d like to try it with a partner.

A cat may have 9 lives, but a semi-trailer has 18 wheels

Excuse me, do I have 'f*ck me' written on my forehead?

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts

Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*ck the prom queen.

FUBAR!

How do you know my dimwitted inexperience isn't really a subtle form of manipulation used to lower peoples expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to maneuver myself within any given situation?"

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No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him because he'll keep coming back and back until one of you is dead. <span id='postcolor'>

Casino?

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No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him because he'll keep coming back and back until one of you is dead. <span id='postcolor'>

Casino?<span id='postcolor'>

1 point to rogue

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman. Let's say I go into some guys office. Let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jo Jo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. How I love my pet. So I pet it and I stroke it and I massage it. I love it. I love my little naughty pet. You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go gszdkgs gszdkgs. OHHH!! I killed it!! I killed my sale! <span id='postcolor'>

tommy boy

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duke nukem

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saving private ryan

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i remember hearing this before in a movie, but i don't know which.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (foxer @ Feb. 19 2002,10:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'm here to do one of two things, kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.<span id='postcolor'>

duke nukem<span id='postcolor'>

*beep* Incorrect

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*ck the prom queen.

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The Rock

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Desperado.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Thehamster @ Feb. 19 2002,11:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'm here to do one of two things, kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

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Desperado.<span id='postcolor'>

*beep* Incorrect

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Umm is it a film or game?

Anachronox?

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Thehamster @ Feb. 19 2002,22:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'm here to do one of two things, kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

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Umm is it a film or game?

Anachronox?<span id='postcolor'>

*beep* Incorrect

p.s. My buzzer ain't broke & it's a movie alright, I have posted a quote fom this movie before, it's no weird @r53 movie.

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Platoon

Saving Private Ryan

Three Kings

Some action film?

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I've heard that one before. hmmmm

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (second_draw @ Feb. 19 2002,00:25)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'm here to do one of two things, kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.<span id='postcolor'>

Was it a movie that had Rowdy Roddy Pipper in it? I remember this movie from the early 90s or late 80s that had Rowdy Roddy Pipper in it and I think it was him who said it, but then again, I may be mistaken. I do have the .wav of this, and after just listening to it, it sounds like him.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Thehamster @ Feb. 19 2002,23:10)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'm here to do one of two things, kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

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Platoon

Saving Private Ryan

Three Kings

Some action film?<span id='postcolor'>

*beep* Incorrect

*beep* Incorrect

*beep* Incorrect

*beep* correct

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ Feb. 19 2002,23:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (second_draw @ Feb. 19 2002,00:25)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'm here to do one of two things, kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.<span id='postcolor'>

Was it a movie that had Rowdy Roddy Pipper in it?  I remember this movie from the early 90s or late 80s that had Rowdy Roddy Pipper in it and I think it was him who said it, but then again, I may be mistaken.  I do have the .wav of this, and after just listening to it, it sounds like him.

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are you sure?

what no beeps?

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i wont be so cruel, it was a movie with Rowdy Roddy Pipper, but what was the film?

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (second_draw @ Feb. 19 2002,07:25)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts<span id='postcolor'>

The Naked Gun part 1 ?

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Here's me being a party poop:

quotes

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Ignore Nordin DK, (i must admit i did get quite a few from the same website which i normally never do in case something like this happens)

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Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts<span id='postcolor'>

The Naked Gun part 1 ?<span id='postcolor'>

Naked gun 2 1/2?

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (second_draw @ Feb. 19 2002,17:09)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i wont be so cruel, it was a movie with Rowdy Roddy Pipper, but what was the film?<span id='postcolor'>

I remember there were these (I think) aliens walking around some city that looked like normal people unless you saw them through these sun glasses. These 2 guys found these sunglasses that can tell who's an alien and who isn't. Then at the end, they had to blow up a satilite dish from top op a building or something. But then again, I might of just dream all this up or mixed 3 or 4 movies together into one.

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They Live.

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They Live (1988)

Piper stars as jobless and homeless construction worker John Nada, who discovers that the world is being controlled by some really ugly aliens who can only be seen through special sunglasses. Nada teams up with his buddy Frank (Keith David) to put an end to the alien mind control.

This movie is a cult classic with a huge following. It features a ten-minute fight scene between Piper and David that was actually only supposed to last ten seconds. The two convinced director John Carpenter to let them duke it out for real, only faking blows to the face. "They Live" also contains Roddy's most famous cinematic line, "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum."

I'm so proud of my memory of movies I saw way back whens.

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Some new quotes for you.

- But...what about the Geneva convention?!!

- Never heard of it! *cablamm*

- This little girl survived longer than that, with no weapons or training. Right <name removed for obvious purposes>?

- Then why not put her in charge!?

- He wasn't quite right.... In the head.

- Charlie don't surf!

(Should be easy enough guys )

- I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

- They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!!

- There's something floating in the pool.

- What?

- You know how people get at these wild parties. They get all drunk an accident happens and...someone shit in the pool.

- Huh? Who are these two?

- Oh, they are from the Board of health. They are here to make sure I don't just dive in and...well....

(Disclaimer: Some quotes might be slightly off as these are not taken from websites but from memory. Which should also make it slightly harder )

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- Then why not put her in charge!?<span id='postcolor'>

Aliens!

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Thats for sure

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How bout this one (Could be easy, or hard for some of you young'uns)

"Rosebud."

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