Quotes

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Some of these are very very easy, I'll give the uber-hard ones later, you know the deal:

I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said yes to a divorce.

Charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500.

Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it.

I was a lesbian once at school, but only for about fifteen minutes.

Something has to be done, but nothing too original, because hey, this is Hollywood.

if i let you suck my tongue would you be greatful?

The lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're Fvcked

It's about time. I haven't thrown up in about an hour yet.

I AM WILLIAM WALLACE

You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.

My last breath of polluted air for the next sixty-five days--gonna miss it--I don't trust air I can't see.

I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?

I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. ( i did this one especially for mr. hamster)

You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to wake up

May I ask, why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?

Human thought is so primitive, it's looked upon as an infectious disease in some of the better galaxies. That kind of makes you proud, doesn't it?

Relax Luther, it's much worse than you think.

I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it

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Charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500.

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Apocalypse Now

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Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it.<span id='postcolor'>

Forest Gump

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You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to wake up

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The matrix

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braveheart

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (second_draw @ Feb. 13 2002,07:56)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.

MONTY PYTHON'S HOLY GRAIL

I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?

DIRTY HARRY

I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. ( i did this one especially for mr. hamster)

MONTY PYTHON'S HOLY GRAIL

May I ask, why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?

MAN IN BLACK

I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

MONTY PYTHON'S HOLY GRAIL<span id='postcolor'>

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This could a useful quote when hamster needs an insult....but you don't need an insult do you hamster?

[Sith 0]

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Face-Off (not sure tho)

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Braveheart

And there are alot of those "Damn I should've known that1" quotes there

[Akira 0]

Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it=2001

It's about time. I haven't thrown up in about an hour yet.=Armageddon

I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?=Pretty sure Magnum Force....if not Dirty Harry

You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.

AND

I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

AND

I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. =Monty Python and Holy Grail...as if anyone really needed to say it

Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it.=Forrest Gump

Should know the others but the coffee ain't kicked in yet....

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This is theee dirty harry quote, kinda like "hasta la vista" dirty harry style.

[nordin dk 0]

Ooh, have one:

"Here, you forgot your funny dog poo!"

"What funny dog poo?"

[Die Alive 0]

Here's a few for yous.....

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"Are you ready to be fucked, man?  Let me tell you something pendejo, you pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'till it goes click."

"Jesus."

"You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus."

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"Now why is it that when I shit my pants, it's a fucken social faux pas, but when some retard shits his pants, a good lookin' nurse wipes his ass for him?"

         (Hint: This movie was at Canne 2000 film festival)

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"I need welfare! I deserve it! My family has a right to be on welfare! I was born on welfare & I'm gonna fucking die on welfare & I don't need you to help me!  Fuck you and your dog!"

         (Hint: 1970s movie by Andy Warhol)

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-=Die Alive=-

[nordin dk 0]

First one is one of my favorite films: "The Big Lebowski"

[Die Alive 0]

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Big Lebowski is my favorite film as well. Really funny, good plot, great acting.

-=Die Alive=-

[Frizbee 0]

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> if i let you suck my tongue would you be greatful? <span id='postcolor'> Face-Off "I'm not me, I'm me... Castor.. Archer.."

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> The lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're Fvcked <span id='postcolor'> Braveheart

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> I AM WILLIAM WALLACE <span id='postcolor'> Braveheart

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> I know what you're thinking:... <span id='postcolor'> Dirty Harry

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to wake up <span id='postcolor'> The Matrix

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> May I ask, why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die? <span id='postcolor'> Men In Black

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> Human thought is so primitive, it's looked upon as an infectious disease in some of the better galaxies. That kind of makes you proud, doesn't it? <span id='postcolor'> Men in Black

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it <span id='postcolor'> Is that said by the AI computer HAL??

[Wobble 1]

sticking feathers up your butt will not make you a chicken

we are the all singing all dancing crap of the earth

[foxer 0]

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Fightclub

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Frizbee @ Feb. 17 2002,07:44)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it <span id='postcolor'> Is that said by the AI computer HAL??<span id='postcolor'>

you guys never get my space odessy:2001 quotes

[Thehamster 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ Feb. 14 2002,13:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">First one is one of my favorite films: "The Big Lebowski"<span id='postcolor'>

Big Lebowski is my favorite film as well.  Really funny, good plot, great acting.

-=Die Alive=-<span id='postcolor'>

Yeha the Big Lebowski is a very good film. I quite like the surreal scenes with "The Dude" inside a bowling ball.