pogingwapo 0 Posted December 21, 2005 Quote[/b] ]Stalin Planned Army of Ape-Man Super-WarriorsCreated: 20.12.2005 11:20 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 11:20 MSK, 17 hours 36 minutes ago SOURCE: MosNews Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes, according to recently uncovered secret documents, the Scotsman.com reports. Moscow archives show that in the mid-1920s Russia’s top animal breeding scientist, Ilya Ivanov, was ordered to turn his skills from horse and animal work to the quest for a super-warrior. Stalin reportedly told the scientist: “I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat.†In 1926 the Politburo in Moscow passed the request to the Academy of Science with the order to build a “living war machineâ€. The order came at a time when the Soviet Union was embarked on a crusade to turn the world upside down, with social engineering seen as a partner to industrialization: new cities, architecture, and a new egalitarian society were being created. The Soviet authorities were struggling to rebuild the Red Army after bruising wars. And there was intense pressure to find a new labor force, particularly one that would not complain, with Russia about to embark on its first Five-Year Plan for fast-track industrialization. Ivanov was highly regarded. He had established his reputation under the last Russian tsar Nicholas II when in 1901 he established the world’s first centre for the artificial insemination of racehorses. Ivanov’s ideas were music to the ears of Soviet planners and in 1926 he was dispatched to West Africa with $200,000 to conduct his first experiment in impregnating chimpanzees. Meanwhile, a centre for the experiments was set up in Georgia — Stalin’s birthplace — for the apes to be raised. Of course Ivanov’s experiments were a total failure. He returned to the Soviet Union, only to see experiments in Georgia to use monkey sperm in human volunteers similarly fail. A final attempt to persuade Cuba to lend some monkeys for further experiments reached American ears, with the New York Times reporting on the story, and Havana dropped the idea amid the uproar. Ivanov was now in disgrace. His were not the only experiments going wrong: the plan to collectivize farms ended in the 1932 famine in which at least four million died. For his expensive failure, he was sentenced to five years in jail, which was later commuted to five years’ exile in the Central Asian republic of Kazakhstan in 1931. A year later he died, reportedly after falling sick while standing on a freezing railway platform. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Gripe 0 Posted December 21, 2005 If it worked, could the Nazi invasion have been stopped without millions of casualties? Are you being serious? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tovarish 0 Posted December 21, 2005 Glad to see that tabloid material can now be read in the offtopic forums Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakerod 254 Posted December 21, 2005 Quote[/b] ]Stalin Planned Army of Ape-Man Super-WarriorsCreated: 20.12.2005 11:20 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 11:20 MSK, 17 hours 36 minutes ago Of course Ivanov?s experiments were a total failure. He returned to the Soviet Union, only to see experiments in Georgia to use monkey sperm in human volunteers similarly fail. I think we found where AIDs came from. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shinRaiden 0 Posted December 21, 2005 Yet another catastrophe to blame on the communists and their sympathizers. Durn gud fer nuttin reds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted December 21, 2005 It might have worked but it would have turned the Soviet superpower into a banana republic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted December 21, 2005 Dont go for tabloid rubbish. Go for real research. Anyhhow, the entire story has been portrayed incorrectly The true story have a nice read, it is actually quite interesting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Donnervogel 0 Posted December 21, 2005 oh hmm looks like the US succeeded cross breeding apes and human beings... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RKSL-Rock Posted December 21, 2005 oh hmm looks like the US succeeded cross breeding apes and human beings...[]http://headwayyouth.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/bush_monkey.jpg[/img] Thats a success?!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted December 22, 2005 No, this was a prototype developed by bunch of students from the Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Airbourne Alchaholic 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Stop it! You're killing me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites