red oct 2 Posted January 19, 2002 A Cat's Diary DAY 752 -- My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. DAY 758 -- Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. DAY 761 -- In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair... must try this on their bed. DAY 762 -- Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night. DAY 765 -- Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was... Hmmm. Not working according to plan...... DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth. DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.... DAY 774 -- I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dogs are routinely released and seem more than happy to return. They are obviously half-wits. The Birds, on the other hand, have got to be informants. They have mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and the birds speak with them regularly. I am certain they report my every move. Due to their current placement in the metal room their safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time. >^,,^< >^,,^< >^,,^< >^,,^< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thehamster 0 Posted January 19, 2002 LoL my cat managed to sort of mace it self today by getting some fresh red chille in it's eye. It took bloody ages to get out but if was a sort of satisfation that the cat got what it deserved as the little bugger should not have been near my chopping board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted January 19, 2002 Yes damn cats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingBeast 0 Posted January 19, 2002 Cats are crap. They should be minced up and fed to prisoners. Actually no, thats far too inhumane for those poor inmates Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted January 19, 2002 I wouldn't want to eat a cat it would taste horrible Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Op 0 Posted January 19, 2002 cats ownz joo all look at this little dude Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Op 0 Posted January 19, 2002 it isnt !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted January 19, 2002 Well that's what it looks like at least. Okay it's 12:06 PM I'm going to sleep Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingBeast 0 Posted January 19, 2002 It looks dead, and if it isnt dead, then it should be dead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thehamster 0 Posted January 19, 2002 Yum cat burgers. Thats what I'm going to make my cat into if it ask for food again it has a bowl full of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thehamster 0 Posted January 19, 2002 Is it a sleeping dead cat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brgnorway 0 Posted January 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KingBeast @ Jan. 19 2002,23:19)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">It looks dead, and if it isnt dead, then it should be dead <span id='postcolor'> .....it will be dead as soon as my Welsh terrier spots him! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingBeast 0 Posted January 19, 2002 You should have jsut said terrier. Then i would have respected you mightily. But you mentioned it being "welsh" therefore i am deeply dissapointed. Tis just as bad as a cat now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingBeast 0 Posted January 19, 2002 Then wobble, you will suffer in purgatory for 7 millennia. So it is written, so shall it be done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brgnorway 0 Posted January 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You should have jsut said terrier. Then i would have respected you mightily. But you mentioned it being "welsh" therefore i am deeply dissapointed. Tis just as bad as a cat now <span id='postcolor'> Don't be disappointed - the welsh terrier's other (unofficial name) is Old english black and tan/broken haired terrier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thehamster 0 Posted January 19, 2002 Jesus that is a mouth full that dog got a lot to rember Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brgnorway 0 Posted January 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Thehamster @ Jan. 19 2002,23:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Jesus that is a mouth full that dog got a lot to rember <span id='postcolor'> Hehe... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brgnorway 0 Posted January 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KingBeast @ Jan. 19 2002,23:29)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You should have jsut said terrier. Then i would have respected you mightily. But you mentioned it being "welsh" therefore i am deeply dissapointed. Tis just as bad as a cat now <span id='postcolor'> Cat killer: http://www.dogantics.com/welshiepup/playtime.shtml Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brgnorway 0 Posted January 20, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Wobble @ Jan. 19 2002,23:28)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I have 7 cats<span id='postcolor'> ...do you breed cats Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
red oct 2 Posted January 20, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Wobble @ Jan. 19 2002,23:28)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I have 7 cats<span id='postcolor'> i once had about 12 cats Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brgnorway 0 Posted January 20, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Red Oct @ Jan. 20 2002,03:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I have 7 cats<span id='postcolor'> i once had about 12 cats<span id='postcolor'> TWELVE.....this is not going better and better The bloody cats sleep on the bonnet of our new car, making scratches. I hate them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
