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I almost got in trouble at work today

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Anyone ever seen the movie Tomcats?

A bunch of guys create a marrage jack post and the last one to remaine unmarried wins which is somthing like $150 000 once all the interest is accumulated. Me and my friends were considering doing that but we didn't have enough money because the one that acutually has success with the girls backed out saying to the rest of us that he would be the first man down. Wuss.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Aaron Kane @ June 25 2002,05:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Why yes!  I talk to girls all the time and try my best to make them happy by talking to them and discussing their feelings and stuff like that, but they never appreciate that.  mad.gif

Oh yeah... thats the face...  mad.gif<span id='postcolor'>

hehe - doing that will just make you their gay boyfriend who the can vent to about their sexlife with other men biggrin.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The third dumbest thing was to start a fight because a guy called a girl a "slut" on our first date.

Sadly, he had 3 friends with him and they were all bigger than me. Couldnt walk for a week.<span id='postcolor'>

biggrin.gif That one happened to me one day! Only they were 2 guys and they weren't big (tall and thin, just like me). The guys were her old boyfriend and one of his friends. I kicked one in the balls and hit the other one with my head in the nose. Then the girl started calling me "stupid barbarian", slaped me and went home sad.gif

I was really pissed after that one, because i was just trying to defend her! they had called her bitch, so i didn't feel like just standing there while they insulted her (i really liked that girl, she was beautiful and had a nice personality)! Fortunately the next day she wasn't angry anymore.

Getting into a fight to impress a girl or telling her about fights you have had is a very bad idea. One time a guy stole my best friend's rayban sunglasses, so we called some friends and started looking for the guy. We found him (and his friends), and after a huge punch fight (i ended with a punch in an eye and blood coming out of my nose) we recovered the sunglasses. Then my girlfriend saw me and asked me what had happened. I told her the truth and guess what did she tell me. U guessed: stupid barbarian. sad.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Espectro @ June 25 2002,10:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The most stypid thing was probably to jump out from the 15-meter tower above a swimming pool. (Note, at that point the highes i had jumped out from was 5 meters).

I didnt land right and couldnt walk for a couple of weeks sad.gif

Remember guys.... NEVER spread ya legs (not even a littlebit) when jumping from that altitude!!!!

The second stupiest thing ive ever done, was to open a beer on a girls cellphone. Unfortuantly, this cellphone wasnt the brand i was used to and the god damn thing broke.

The third dumbest thing was to start a fight because a guy called a girl a "slut" on our first date.

Sadly, he had 3 friends with him and they were all bigger than me. Couldnt walk for a week.

sad.gif<span id='postcolor'>

Pfft... and THIS is our board PRESIDENT!?!?!? tounge.gif

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