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YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

by George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am

a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs

to me and my family, not some mid

level governmental functionary be

it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I

like it that way, damn it!

I think owning a gun doesn't make

you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not

make you noble or victimized, and

does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a

Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I think fireworks should be legal

on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't

give you any more enlightenment

than working at Blockbuster. In

fact, if your parents are footing the

bill to put your pansy ass through 4

years plus, of college, you haven't

begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to

pray to his or her God when and

where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe

Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever

canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity

the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I

don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie.

Where are all those experts now,

when I'm freezing my ass off

during these long winters and

paying, paying, paying?

I've never owned a slave, or was a

slave, I didn't wander forty years

In the desert after getting chased

out of Egypt. I haven't burned any

witches or been persecuted by the

Turks and neither have you! So,

shut-the-Hell-up already.

I want to know which church is it

exactly where the Reverend Jesse

Jackson practices, where he gets

his money, and why he is always

part of the problem and not the

solution. Can I get an AMEN on

that one?

I think the cops have every right to

shoot your sorry ass if you're

running from them.

I also think they have the right to

pull your ass over if you're

breaking the law, regardless of

what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to

know how a ballot works, I don't

want you deciding who should be

running the most powerful nation

in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in

the intersections trying to sell me

crap or trying to guilt me into

making "donations" to their cause.

These people should be targets.

I believe that it doesn't take a

village to raise a child, it takes two

parents.

I believe if she has her lips on your

Willie, it's sex, and this applies

even if you are President of the

United States.

And what the hell is going on with

gas prices... again?

If this makes me a BAD American,

then yes, I'm a BAD American.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @ June 24 2002,17:57)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Boy, the way Glen Miller played!.......................<span id='postcolor'>

LOL

BTW Glenn Miller is with two "N's" tounge.gif

hehehe

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">                     I want to know which church is it

                     exactly where the Reverend Jesse

                     Jackson practices, where he gets

                     his money, and why he is always

                     part of the problem and not the

                     solution. Can I get an AMEN on

                                     that one?<span id='postcolor'>

AMEN!!!!  Damn, I need to find those American Flags to put in my sig again!

And I couldn't agree more for all the rest of that.

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This George Carlin guy is almost exactly like me, only I'm a bad Canadian. biggrin.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (residuum @ June 24 2002,20:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Eh..  I don't agree with the cops shooting people for running thing.<span id='postcolor'>

one thing I learn from watching Cops.....you DON'T make them run....it just pisses them off even more....

And if you run from the cops....one should expect such things....

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (cybrid @ June 24 2002,09:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">This George Carlin guy is almost exactly like me, only I'm a bad Canadian. biggrin.gif<span id='postcolor'>

This was NOT written by the comedian George Carlin, or Ted Nugent, to whom it has also been attributed in the past. See THIS page for details.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Mister Frag @ June 24 2002,21:05)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (cybrid @ June 24 2002,09:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">This George Carlin guy is almost exactly like me, only I'm a bad Canadian. biggrin.gif<span id='postcolor'>

This was NOT written by the comedian George Carlin, or Ted Nugent, to whom it has also been attributed in the past. See THIS page for details.<span id='postcolor'>

I think the price of wheat should be directly tied to the price of oil.

lol

hehe....still good....

Should take all three of those and combine the best parts biggrin.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Akira @ June 24 2002,20:38)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (residuum @ June 24 2002,20:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Eh..  I don't agree with the cops shooting people for running thing.<span id='postcolor'>

one thing I learn from watching Cops.....you DON'T make them run....it just pisses them off even more....

And if you run from the cops....one should expect such things....<span id='postcolor'>

If cops in Spain shooted people for running away, i would have a few holes in my ass biggrin.gif

I can make them run, because most of them are 1.65 high and they can't get me. Same thing happens with security guards. Hell, i love living in a country where most people is short! biggrin.gif

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