Akira 0 Posted June 24, 2002 YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English. I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying? I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one? I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years. I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets. I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents. I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it's sex, and this applies even if you are President of the United States. And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again? If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted June 24, 2002 Boy, the way Glen Miller played!....................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akira 0 Posted June 24, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @ June 24 2002,17:57)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Boy, the way Glen Miller played!.......................<span id='postcolor'> LOL BTW Glenn Miller is with two "N's" hehehe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harnu 0 Posted June 24, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">           I want to know which church is it            exactly where the Reverend Jesse            Jackson practices, where he gets            his money, and why he is always            part of the problem and not the            solution. Can I get an AMEN on                    that one?<span id='postcolor'> AMEN!!!!  Damn, I need to find those American Flags to put in my sig again! And I couldn't agree more for all the rest of that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cybrid 0 Posted June 24, 2002 This George Carlin guy is almost exactly like me, only I'm a bad Canadian. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EveronVetsAgainstTheWar 1 Posted June 24, 2002 Eh.. I don't agree with the cops shooting people for running thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akira 0 Posted June 24, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (residuum @ June 24 2002,20:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Eh.. Â I don't agree with the cops shooting people for running thing.<span id='postcolor'> one thing I learn from watching Cops.....you DON'T make them run....it just pisses them off even more.... And if you run from the cops....one should expect such things.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Frag 0 Posted June 24, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (cybrid @ June 24 2002,09:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">This George Carlin guy is almost exactly like me, only I'm a bad Canadian. <span id='postcolor'> This was NOT written by the comedian George Carlin, or Ted Nugent, to whom it has also been attributed in the past. See THIS page for details. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akira 0 Posted June 24, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Mister Frag @ June 24 2002,21:05)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (cybrid @ June 24 2002,09:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">This George Carlin guy is almost exactly like me, only I'm a bad Canadian. <span id='postcolor'> This was NOT written by the comedian George Carlin, or Ted Nugent, to whom it has also been attributed in the past. See THIS page for details.<span id='postcolor'> I think the price of wheat should be directly tied to the price of oil. lol hehe....still good.... Should take all three of those and combine the best parts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sadico 1 Posted June 24, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Akira @ June 24 2002,20:38)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (residuum @ June 24 2002,20:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Eh.. Â I don't agree with the cops shooting people for running thing.<span id='postcolor'> one thing I learn from watching Cops.....you DON'T make them run....it just pisses them off even more.... And if you run from the cops....one should expect such things....<span id='postcolor'> If cops in Spain shooted people for running away, i would have a few holes in my ass I can make them run, because most of them are 1.65 high and they can't get me. Same thing happens with security guards. Hell, i love living in a country where most people is short! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites