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Let's make a cult!

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I just saw a program today about doomsday cults.

Jonestown massacre, Solar Temple, Waco, Aum, they were all there.

Let's make one, except we don't commit suicide in the end,

we just keep the money and move to the Bahamas or something.

I'll be the charismatic leader b.t.w., in case you're wondering.

We'll call it the "Temple of the Flashing Knights" or something to that effect...

Who's with me?

P.S. a Flasher is a good word for a Flashpoint fan....how come noone thought of that before....

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no no, traitors will be punished by a Clockwork Orange-style exposure to GayPan stills...

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LOL

I wanna be the dude chasing flies in the temple.

Forresten ville jeg skidegerne have set den temalřrdag, blir den ikke genudsendt?

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Flies? smile.gif

Yu can be in charge of getting the goodlooking chicks to join... biggrin.gif

De plejer ikke at genudsende gřr de?

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OK, I'll walk around in shopping malls approaching chicks who have compulsive shopping disorder and explain to them how they can find much more meaning in life by joining the enlightened ones (and donate their shopping money to the cult) smile.gif

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Sounds like a plan.

Now, we need a chemical engineer, a weapons expert, a publicity guy, an artist, a farmer and an occult expert.

What else?

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Wicked! Find some fancy symbols and rituals and fax it to the cult artist so he can get working on some designs...

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Yes! ... Cthulhu, the greatest of the great. He who's name cannot be spoken in this dimension or time. We are his blind and faithful followers, thus we shall ensure that this dimension and time will be his property.

Cthulhu! Cthulhu! Cthulhu! Cthulhu! Cthulhu! Cthulhu!

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Two biggest cults in the history of the world combined!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's just so awesome!!!!!!!!!

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how about we join up with Dogbert's Church of Dog... (he already has legions of followers)

btw, would there be need for a diehard, kinda anachronistic assembly programmer? (the most cultish of all programmers)

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Can I be the guy that sits around and looks stoned all the time?

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I'm sorry, i'd love to join, but my faith is in flashpoint smile.gif

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