cpl_BOB 0 Posted May 23, 2002 the TOP 10 reasons afghanistan lost the war!!! 10) No one had a strong enough arm to hit any of the American planes with rocks. 9) Everyone decided that we wanted to go somewhere warm for the winter instead. 8) We did win. You only think we didn't because of American pig-dog propaganda. 7) All the troops quit after we started paying them with sand and rocks. 6) It's hard to talk all the honey macs out of their burqas when the bombs are dropping everywhere if you know what I mean. So we had to give up if we were going to get any. 5) Everyone started playing Everquest in the middle of September. On the downside, we lost the war. On the upside, we are the #1 clan in Everquest. I declare Jihad on that dragon!! 4) All of our war plans were on a secret computer in Osama's cave. Some bunch of jerks hacked in and rewrote all of our files with "Joo have b33n owned by poizonB0x." 3) The caves we were hiding in were getting kind of musty and we decided to get some fresh air..in countries thousands of miles away from those damn bombs!! 2) Morale was broken when we found out that the huge terrorist attack we had planned for the 2002 XFL championship game wasn't going to come off. 1) A couple of scientologists got into Afghanistan and converted all of our fighters. Now we will declare jihad if scientologist John Travolta's "Battlefield Earth Part 2" doesn't make 100 million dollars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LordZach 0 Posted May 23, 2002 so poizonB0x strikes again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Die Alive 0 Posted May 23, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (LordZach @ May 23 2002,09:28)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">so poizonB0x strikes again<span id='postcolor'> Who/What is poizonB0x? -=Die Alive=- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted May 23, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (cpl_BOB @ May 23 2002,16:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">5) Everyone started playing Everquest in the middle of September. On the downside, we lost the war. On the upside, we are the #1 clan in Everquest. I declare Jihad on that dragon!! 4) All of our war plans were on a secret computer in Osama's cave. Some bunch of jerks hacked in and rewrote all of our files with "Joo have b33n owned by poizonB0x."<span id='postcolor'> LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted May 23, 2002 The problem why the combat hasnt realy started yet is because the Taliban finish their prayers when the british troops start their afternoon-tea-break. And the Al-quaida starts its "why-westerners-suck" evening class when the american troops return to their desert-baseball pitch. One of those parties is always busy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LordZach 0 Posted May 23, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ May 23 2002,07:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Who/What is poizonB0x? -=Die Alive=-<span id='postcolor'> he who owns j00 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Die Alive 0 Posted May 23, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (LordZach @ May 23 2002,09:33)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ May 23 2002,07:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Who/What is poizonB0x? -=Die Alive=-<span id='postcolor'> he who owns j00<span id='postcolor'> Does j00 means JEW? Like "TOO" but with a "J"? God damn hacker talk. -=Die Alive=- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LordZach 0 Posted May 23, 2002 it's hacker/cs talk actually, not sure which/where and i don't really care my months in anarchy online infused me with it, it's like a disease... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
