USSoldier11B 0 Posted May 17, 2002 Gwhahahahahaha! Elephant eggs, is that like chicken milk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Fubar 0 Posted May 17, 2002 I gorgot the funniest thing ever: This absolute tosser comes in in his nice suit and tie, and demands we swap his phone over, not because it is faulty, but, because, and I quote: </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The colour doesn't match my Mercedes!<span id='postcolor'> Winner, Grand-wanker award 2001.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WKK Gimbal 0 Posted May 17, 2002 LOL Elephant eggs!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
second_draw 0 Posted May 17, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Warin @ May 17 2002,00:20)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Here in Canada cigarette packages have disgusting pictures of cancerous lungs or rotten teeth to show you the risks of smoking.<span id='postcolor'> We have those to here in aus. except it is large bold letters instead of pictures. Stuff like "smoking kills babies" </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Perhaps gas stations should be allowed to put up signs of some crispy individual to show people the hazards of smoking at a gas station.<span id='postcolor'> <span style='font-size:37pt;line-height:100%'>WARNING, YOU ARE ENTERING A GAS STATION</span> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shabadu 0 Posted May 17, 2002 Petrol stations don't charge very much in retrospect. We actually make fuck-all on petrol. In fact all the way back to the hole in the ground it cae from, profit is about 1p at each stage for like a litre of petrol. Most of the money goes to govt. and on costs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites