sk_2013

Seriously. I played a copy of this game on a friend's computer back in 1.03, no clue how I got through the fps parts. 1.6 is here, still nothing. I tried to start a new game, I got stuck. After then minutes of wobbling back and forth on the stairs (evidently you can climb steeper slopes moving sideways...) I am now getting splatterkilled by that goddamn train. Why? Because I can't climb the ramp fast enough. Why? Because I still can't jump and I still can't climb small inclines. Does anyone else see a problem here? I just want to finish the [long list of expletives] campaign.