Skul

600 posts! Okay, the beta got a few downloads and even fewer comments, but that's okay, 'cause the full version is here with a few extra things added to it plus a couple of fixes. Operation: GARGAT - Full version (24.4MB) Same addons as last time, so the beta players won't need to download anything. Join the AGA (Anti-Gareth Army)! [Gareth Gates must die]

There is one called 'Time of Defiance', which is supposed to be pretty good. I tried the trial version, but didn't have any idea of what to do. I read the tutorial and followed it to the letter, but hardly anything happened. I guess it's one of those games that you really have to get into to enjoy, like the Final Fantasy series. It's got 4,000km x 4,000km playing fields, hundreds of players fighting to control thousands of islands and games that can last up to 4 weeks... among other things. If you like the sound of it, here's the website: Time of Defiance Webpage Maybe I should download the trial again and see if I can do any better second time around...? [!Gareth Gates must die!]

*cough! splutter!* Say what? EvW is out, now? Took yer long enough... downloading... [!Gareth Gates must die!]

Awesome demo! I was expecting it to be real jerky on my PC, but it ran surprisingly smoothly. My only gripe was the loading times on my machine. Guess I'll need to get that extra memory I've been meaning to buy! *Digs into pocket and brings out 13p, a half-eaten peppermint and 6 fluffballs* Ah, hell... [!Gareth Gates must die!]

Anyone in my mod who decides to make that shall be fired immediately! You know what? Some guys in my high school liked to watch that! I'm serious! They watched the bleedin' TELETUBBIES! Freaks! ...Hey, aren't there some teletubbie models out there? Line 'em up and shoot 'em down! [!Gareth Gates must die!]

*Draws the magnum* [!Gareth Gates must die!]

...Whoah...! [!Gareth Gates must die!]

Prepare yourself for the unexpected and confusing twists which will undoubtedly make their appearance. When are we gonna see the continuation of MGS2 is what I wanna know! [!Gareth Gates must die!]

Yay Hellfish! You appeared in a screenshot! You can go kill yourself, now, because everything you do after this point will amount to nothing... [!Gareth Gates must die!] H-Hey! I was only kidding! No, Hellfish! No! No!! NOOOO!!! <span id='ME'><center>Skul has been forcefully disconnected from the forums</center></span>

A concern for the 2 people in the world who don't have an internet connection, yes. [!Gareth Gates must die!]

It's Half-Life 2sday (see the pun? eh? eh? ) and I'm grinning like a Cheshire cat. I'll be waiting 'til Christmas Day to open up my retail copy of HL2, you lucky Steam-purchasing bastards! Don't anybody let out any spoilers, or I'll send the hired goons round! [!Gareth Gates must die!] (<-- crowbar method preferable)

There were rumours about a Halo 3. So, the second one sets the scene for a third, eh? Interesting... I'm waiting until Christmas Morn' to get my hands on it. [!Gareth Gates must die!]

I betcha can't wait, eh, m21? What could be worse than "2nd Chance Lance"? Hmmmm..."placebo's personal assistant?" [!Gareth Gates must die!]

At least it's not gay, like the old one. I truly hated that. Thanks for changing it, Fubar. I was about to send the hired goons round! [!Gareth Gates must die!]

They're gonna use that against you, though! No fear? No sense! [!Gareth Gates must die!]

PLEASE change my title! After all the years of laughter and... stuff I've given you. Come on, your most loved and valued member of all time is asking for a favour... please? [!Gareth Gates must die!]

Don't ask for a title. The mods will search for something you hate, something you don't want. They are bastards, and they do it on purpose! [!Gareth Gates must die!]

Ehh, a few weeks to go before the REAL New Year, though. I'm definitely gonna be getting Halo 2. I need to get more memory if I'm gonna get Half-Life 2 to run at a decent resolution and framerate. If I can get Doom 3 to run as smooth as butter, then Half-Life 2 should flow like a dream, since it's been designed in such a way that even lower-end PCs can run it at a half-decent framerate. [!Gareth Gates must die!]

Huh? [Gareth Gates must die]

I demand you change my title right NOW!

Never ask for titles. Ever. The mods are evil, devious and cunning. They'll use it against you. Look what they did with poor old Frenchman. [Gareth Gates must die]

The n00bs and the upcoming campaign are based on The Invasion of the n00bs, a 'novel' I'm writing which is on my forum. Reading it may give you a little idea on what it's about. It's generally about the OFP Community vs a gigantic horde of n00bs. [Gareth Gates must die]

Oh yeah. Register at the forum to keep up with us. [Gareth Gates must die]

1337! But Munk, you never told me about this! No, no, I don't wanna hear your "You weren't on MSN!" crap! But, er, welcome to Teh Crap Team, Pathy! [Gareth Gates must die]

We know! I hope you're not one of the extremely few people who have somehow missed that TcM is only for fun and not serious. That's like pouring a glass of milk and not noticing that the milk is white. [Gareth Gates must die]