Hoela

Junglebob watch your cheeseburgers !!

thats not what will happen ! They will have sex and then 6 smaller birds appear and they walk off, followed by the camera and then you hear a missile (or so, I dont know) and they all explode !!

You dont understand. I never said that you can see what bird is which gender right ? thats why it took us so )*^*(^&*% long to reproduce it because we didnt know this and probably we have tested for ages with the wrong bird. Now all you have to do is land a bird on top of the other and see what happens, and if nothing happens then keep landing birds until it does !. We now know that it only works if a female bird is under and malebird on top (for obvious reasons). Its best tested with at least 4 or more players. I warn you, it can take a while to succeed, but its sooo funny that I highly recommend it. Cu !

So I must do 2 hours of someting Ive already seen to make you believe that its real ? no way !! You dont heva to believe me.

Why is this so hard to believe ? Its common knowledge that almost every game has one or 2 coding "funnies" in them. Dont you know the lucasarts and microprose jokes etc (just to name a few), well, this one is just like that. Its obviously not meant to be well known since its VERY HARD to do, maybe its even a bug, but is very very very funny ! Cu !

You have to land a male seagull right on top of a female seagull, its very tricky, we have tried it over 40 times or so and only 3 or 4 out of that succeeded but its worth your time, test it, youll see

Its very realistic !! Where I come from we all look like that exactly !!! Devil, where did you get my picture ? O and btw, the seagulls are allready male or female, just look at what happens when you land right on top of eachother, you wont believe your eyes !! Those BIS guys must have laughed their pants off doing that animation. Cu !

Ofcourse its cool, its winter, winter is always cool.

Ive also been to Panama, Afghanistan and even Vietnam ! Everyone at Khe Sahn says hi !!! Its al a matter of the correct mental attitude, then astral projection can get you almost anywhere, try it yourselves !!. As for the screenshots, ofcourse I can understand that I must shut my big mouth if I cant show you any, I wouldnt believe it either if I couldnt see it myself. So to proof that Im not kidding I have filed a huge post to a very well known ofp site and maybe they will post the pictures ?, I havent got a reply from them yet. Pictures include the B52 inflight while it drops aboput 80 mk82 bombs, the fokker triplane with the red baron in the cockpit (Im having trouble creating new players, the animations cost HUGE amount of time so mine only have 750 polygons now, which makes them look a bit crappy but they will do for testing now, I will make them better later on, when I have figured out all the 3000 options in the program that I dont understand now). Also the spaceshuttle is almost ready and when I have some more time tomorrow I will finish up the YPR, Leo2A5 and Air Force One also. Ooooo BIS will kill me for this because I promised them not to talk about this, but they are very nice guys and they know Im crazy so I hope they will forgive me (plz plz) Cu ! (Edited by Hoela at 5:20 am on Nov. 12, 2001)

If you all already "know" then there realy is no point for me to proof anything with screenshots now is there ? I cant show screenshots at this very moment cause I dont have a homepage and BIS made me swear not to do anything until they release their 3ds import util. But I can already guess what reaction yours will be so I will upload a screenshot from the fokker triplane to a friend now and ask him if he will host it temporarily. Plz check back tomorrow. ow, it doesnt have red skin yet, but its already flying. (Edited by Hoela at 3:52 am on Nov. 11, 2001)

How could he have died from a unexploded shell ? did it fall right on top of him ? And plz answer my question with the shermans, I always like to know that sort of things

I must apologize to you Ran, Ofcourse I know the correct names and I admit that its soooo easy to deliver critisism to a countries actions in the history. Im sorry, I wont do it again. France rulez, France rulez !! *is that better ?* Your Rafaelle fighter is soooo nice, and your Tiger (tigre) hellicopter is also state of the art (but it looks like s**t, soz) Do you know much about Dien bien Phu etc ? I would love to mail with someone who know lots about that and share thoughts on what went wrong and stuff, also about any war, anywhere. Are you sure the Israeli's had the supersherman in 48 ? I wasnt kidding, the Hagana used some H35, even some old PzKpW 4's from the Germans. I think they used everything which could fire a shell to be honoust , maybe some old farmer will even have used a old musquette or so. Ok so everyone would like a Trebuchet in the game right ?, I would ! I will also add a Siegetower then and some more medievel stuff. Soz for my bad english, I'm from Russia and currently its 20 degrees below zero overhere and my fingers are frozen to my keyboard so Im typing with my nose. Conversation from one taliban to another : "Ghello?" "Alla akbar !" -b52 flies over- "gemmela abdulla boekawoeka !!" *Boem Boem Boem Boem* "Ghello ? Ghellooooohooo " *radio static* (Edited by Hoela at 3:07 am on Nov. 11, 2001)

Then why didnt you say so ? Now its like saying that cold ice is also hot and then someone says that makes no sense cause ice is always cold and then replying that you know it made no sense cause you meant to say someting about ice and not what its like. You are very confusing person !!

Im sorry, I meant Knights Templar and yes you are right, cursaders werent so civilised either but I just thought that Saladin (who I speak to very often in my sleep) would have liked it if he had command of some "evil" horsemen ! (Saladin had a very sensitive ego you know, so just let him be !) And your comparrison with the independence war makes no sence since you must be asuming that Saladin was the commander in chief then of the native inhabitants of the holy land, which in fact he wasnt (Edited by Hoela at 11:50 pm on Nov. 10, 2001)

Redstorm, Im already making them !! But wont that be regarded as blasfemy ? I dont want to offend anyone or so. How about I just make a Mod with the Nights Templar and Teutonic night etc, then we would have to fight Saladin and his evil horseman at the famous Horns of Hattin battle and the winner gets crusified for free ! Oh and eh *I forgot your name, sorry*, I have been to Bosnia !, I was a commander of a BTR-80 and I have cleaned up many, many ammunitions. But since you ask so nicely to me to shut up I will Bye ! (Edited by Hoela at 11:17 pm on Nov. 10, 2001)