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Albert Schweitzer

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  1. Albert Schweitzer

    How about a forum night?

    Yesterday, as I recall it, Llauma killed someone who started to shoot without order. I heard the other guy firing too so I thought I missed an order and opened fire as well. But lucky me, I was behind a bush and Llauma only shot the other guy, but couldnt locate the other moron (me) who wasted bullets simultaneously. Oh, and I played innocent "who shot? who shot?"
  2. Albert Schweitzer

    The Iraq thread 3

    Ahh you Mr. Know-it-all. It is not the picture that counts but the fact that the rumor about them currently creates a great scare amongst US-soldiers in IRaq. Did you see this [Collected on the Internet, 2004]
  3. Albert Schweitzer

    The Iraq thread 3

    tataaaa: here finally comes a NON-political refernce to the Iraq-war. Read it, it is realy interesting...and SCaaaary! Camel spiders threaten US soldiers in iraq And yes...(based on my sophisticated research) those spiders create the impression to attack soldiers. They easily run 30km/h and that over hours. Why would they attack a soldier? Imagining you a spider and you like shadow and you see a soldier from far away..well in that case you might consider it as the only potential source of shadow. Therefore those spiders run screaming (as they always do) towards the soldiers. Pretty pretty scary indeed!
  4. Albert Schweitzer

    How about a forum night?

    I havent met a single scandinavian softy so far. Actually the opposite is the problem!
  5. Albert Schweitzer

    Is the sa-80 really that bad

    Are private security firms in iraq allowed to use US camo? It certainly wouldnt very smart but how is the law here?
  6. Albert Schweitzer

    How about a forum night?

    Just a matter of admin willpower, couple of executions with the officers pistol, kicks and even some bans usually make sure the worst cases stay out.. at least at LDD Kyllikki's server. Fully agree. This is not iraq. If you shoot someone in the game he is just out of the mission for 20 minutes. So he has time to think again how he should behave. But seriously. I have hardly seen you kicking someone!
  7. Albert Schweitzer

    How about a forum night?

    Some screens from jesterday. Fly and tell them you are not the last one to arrive. Yes, you can go it is free! Just watch the mortar-fire! Far Cry engine? Plane coming??? Jesus, that is a gay sky isnt it? But for LLauma it is just fine ;)
  8. Albert Schweitzer

    The Iraq thread 3

    et Pommes Frittes...ah oh sorry I mean freedom fries!
  9. Albert Schweitzer

    The Iraq thread 3

    Is it just me, or is that remark extremely childish. IMO, the really bad people are the ones who bomb unarmed civilians at harmless wedding ceremonys. Awesome statement. What about saying "You know killing bad people when they have done something good is like killing good people when they have done something bad" Â Â Finally let me add a "very funny" picture for the mainly republican people out there. So funny that I couldnt stop laughing. Hell this is getting sicker and sicker! Mistakes can be made...but then be man enough to admit them, and dont invert the blame because you yourself by NATURE are always right. If one accuses that you are not then he must be anti-american!
  10. Albert Schweitzer

    How about a forum night?

    No, that is no solution (sorry for disagreeing dear Sir Raedor). The problem with so many people is indeed communication. I mean even I got confused this time and I usually strive to follow the footsteps of the officer. They played all the 130 missions in and out so sticking to team leaders is a good way to stay alive. Also, whit less people and more coordination I noticed that the game is more fun, why? Because everyone gets his part in which he has the chance to KILL some soldiers. I know it is not the aim to increase your own body count but that is what the game is for, isnt it. But with so many players it happens too often that we die without having shot a single bullet. Some people start to shoot without orders. They do so because they have found a good hideout. They know where the enemy is and feel safe to engage. But what about the team-mates. They might not have settled in a bush. They might be on the plain field and once the enemy is alerted they have no chance to escape or defend themselves. Too many people, too much pressure to get a piece of the pie. It turns into a race: who is the first to engage the enemy? If you come to late you wont fire a bullet till the end of the mission. That is what people believe but of course the opposite is the case. The first one arriving at the enemy camp is the first one to find a good bush and kill some soldiers. The people that come late run right into enemy fire. So actually the wrong get punished and the ones ignoring orders have a better chance of survival. This is in the nature of playing with so many team-mates and nothing is gonna change that. The only medicin to restrict that is to lower the amount of players. Sad but true. OR... to make it fair... CIA finally decides to immediately kick a player if he does not follow the teamleader or the orders. I wouldnt mind being kicked myself if I am stupid enough to break the rules. I could then join the next game and hopefully behave better. The only tiny problem is that the player then is substituted by AI. But that is definetly better than wasting a evening like today. It wasnt CIAs fault but tonight was realy no fun, at least not compared to the awesome evenings I had with a few players (CIA, Raedor, winters, burns, hellfish, gollum...) during the out-of schedule session like yesterday. Cause today, it was realy tough to follow orders in that confusion. Sorry Bals, I didnt even notice you were getting the Mörser out the boat!)
  11. Albert Schweitzer

    How about a forum night?

    gotta eat something before getting shot!
  12. Albert Schweitzer

    How about a forum night?

    Look who is talking! (just kiddin)
  13. Albert Schweitzer

    How about a forum night?

    i killed 6 APCs in that mission. well i was the only one who killed any tanks :P Oh sorry... Well I tried to make a yoke..unfortunately I can neither see who is that player on that picture nor do I remember how many each of you killed during that mission. Sorry for a certain creative improvisation!
  14. Albert Schweitzer

    Real life photography/photo editing

    hell Tex that looks a like a masterpiece of engineering. Could you throw me some texan spare-ribs please. Coordinates Coordinates, Latitude: 50° 46', North. Longitude: 6° 06', East Dont forget to calculate the wind otherwise you might send them to Dark-Light!
  15. Albert Schweitzer

    How about a forum night?

    Tough nut to crack this village. It looks so easy but we wasted 3 to 4 attempts to conquer it. And finally we did it. But only 3 survived! Cheesy landscape 2 hey, would you please wait for the two of us...!!!! Something wrong with the trees here? or is it just me? Scary ghost-house To keep it short: "dont fuck with us!" Hey no rifles in church,. this is not iraq here! God, I think I have to confess something. I killed 6 crew 1 officer 2 Machine Gunner 1 BMP ...
  16. Albert Schweitzer

    How about a forum night?

    Okay, "some" screnies from jesterday. I hope I am not screwing up my hosting site with that! Dont stand near a Vulcan if a) Hellfish is gunner and b) if Hellfish pisses off an Abrams and a Cobra at the same time. They call me the shadow killer! Llauma dancing around the tank he just blew up Full speed. No time to loose. Just ignore that Trabant in our way Looks peaceful but those 2 soldiers are dead in 5 seconds time from the moment this pic was taken! One last nap before we engage the enemy Cheesy landscape
  17. Albert Schweitzer

    How about a forum night?

    COME AND JOIN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! (sorry all caps.) If you want to punish someone you always hated on this forum it is now time. ..... you might get banned for FF though!
  18. Albert Schweitzer

    How about a forum night?

    If it takes to long I will get wasted too!
  19. Albert Schweitzer

    Guide to on-line play for noobs

    Ashame!! You are missing a great thing there! I dont want to start a big flaming war here but I may say (personal opinion) that long coop sessions are realy great. You are missing something. It is NOT comparable with playing alone and since patch 1.96 OFP is a smooth online game IF you have the right connection. You should try playing a game online. But chose the server wisely. Dont pick one with too many slots. And make sure it has a good ping. But it is gonna be tough for you. Some might not allow people with a ping bejond 250. The few that remain will/might require addons, those are tough to download for you as well. You should try it at a friends home one day!
  20. Albert Schweitzer

    New water textures

    Works fine for me. BUT (i hate to say but) only tiny little thing. I am sure you see the lines between the texture fields as well, dont you? Kind of very hardware demanding your addon! But still, very very nice!
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    New water textures

    Did I get this correctly. put all "more_anim.xx.pacs in to hiskys/Llaumas moredata folder. Then rerun Llaumas installation programm again! And that should be it?
  22. Albert Schweitzer

    New water textures

    Great, I will be one of the first ones to try out a new addon. one that has the potential to revolutionise OFP. If have installed it and all I need to do is to press the start button. I am kind of scared!
  23. Albert Schweitzer

    How about a forum night?

    so no CIA up for a game tonight? Hell we need to excercise to stay in shape. Dont sleep people, the competition is getting stronger. We dont want to loose the war dont we? I think Raedor and me aber the best examples of disciplined germans: every day a little exercise, no lazy days! And what about Bals, was he killed or just banned?
  24. Albert Schweitzer

    How about a forum night?

    Look who is talking  Download doesnt work though! I would need to log on!
  25. Albert Schweitzer

    How about a forum night?

    Albert is really Kofi Annan getting his anger out in OFP. Â The face looks a bit weird cause I have overdone the colors. Too red and too sharp. But I have changed that now. From today on Kofi has the average UN face of a coloured man having been hiding in office too long. (more pale). I read in that picture what you wrote "hey Albert is that your real face". No it certainly isnt, I wouldnt mind changing though if I would have the chance to be head of the UN. If you are realy that interested then go on my profile, there you see a photo of pale german in front of the Reichstag. I assume the background is more interesting though!
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