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Albert Schweitzer

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  1. Albert Schweitzer

    My latest snapshot

    Actually you can leave the word Jeep, since in Europe Jeep has become a general term for an Off-road car. but the term "up his ass" Is that international???
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    2pac isnt dead

    Kriss Kross? Well they died in a motor-bike accident in Wisconsin. The Police said the had their helmets front-to-the-back.
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    Greece has special forces!

    Noone knows what they are doing because the US cut freedom of press down to 0% concerning everything that has to do with military action (cause it must keep its "clean war image"). The parliament in Germany was deadly furious that our ministre of defense didnt inform them that German-special forces are fighting down there now for quite a while. We are not in the US here and I too was realy realy angry at our arrogant leaders (fucking socialists)
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    Israel and palestine

    Now that is a bit extreme. But I make a proposal. Why dont we create in between the two nations a strip called the "Christopher Street" strip. Then we say in this strip only homosexuals are allowed to live there, we import them from all over the world and subsidise them. Everyday they gonna hold Christopher Street Parade and basicaly the whole area will be a temple of sin. Do you realy believe any Israely or Palestinian wants to enter this district ever again. Nothing against homosexuals but your presence in a homo-only environment such as this could be misinterpreted. And if you dont run fast enough.... Well anyway. Everyone would be happy. Israel would have peace, Palestine would have peace, and the Homosexuals would have their own country (so we would have our peace too).
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    Well, i'm scared

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Stealt Eagle @ Mar. 03 2002,20:10)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Well, a motion camera is a camera that detects motion. If i haven't got u any further my job is done<span id='postcolor'> well you tried, that was very nice!
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    2pac isnt dead

    2pac seems to have become the Elvis of the 90ies. Reminds me of the Arab world where anyone that got shot is glorified as a system-rebel. Dont forget that we dont know about 2pacs past. If he gets shot then he himself might have pulled the trigger in his earlier days.
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    Well, i'm scared

    Well, good anyway, cause someone who buys such a stupid picture must be punsihed. A motion-camera aha. Does it mean it turns on when something moves or does a motion camers shoot 100 shots per second to create slow-motion sequences?
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    Israel and palestine

    So? what would that change!
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    Britain

    Or to put it more simple: Wales = Import Country Independance = New borders New borders = New import taxes High Import = High Taxes Independant Wales = Very poor Wales Poor Wales = Your problem
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    Israel and palestine

    Or you do what my momy always used to do. Whenever my brothers and I were fighting about a toy (everyone wanted to play with at exactly the same moment) then she came along and simply took it away. If those two nations cant come to an agreement, we should make a huge minefield out of it. Anyway I think those extremists and the over-pride politicians on both sides ruin the reputation (and tourism) on both sides. I bet there are quite a few youngsters out there that like us only care about "where do I get my next beer"! And they couldnt care less about those few mortar-bricks huts in the somewhere in this dusty district.
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    Greece has special forces!

    Well since we cannot solve the question: who has got the best of the best, we need to ask ourself, well how big are our special-forces. I know that Germany has a pretty tiny one, the KSK, the ones we send to Afghanistan, has only a manpower of around 1000. I guess that the Navy-Seals are probably many more.
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    Israel and palestine

    I sense some frustration here (lost a your soccer-match yesterday? well you shouldnt have drunk that much on Friday evening then! ) If you want to solve the conflict you need to bring in a third party. E.g. during the night you should send /parachute some EU soldiers and occupy e.g the Gaza-strip. Of course Sharon and good ol Arafat gona say: "wait a minute, we ve been fighting for this piece of dusty dry land for decades now either we get it or they do but not this fucking newcomers, those European pale-faces. And then they need to work together in order to push the EU soldiers out of that region. Okay, may not be the best way....just ve been brainstorming for solutions a bit.
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    How do you use a picture for you avatar

    Oh yeah, this one you have there must be changed!
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    Step right up and take the gay test

    Compared to my tuned computers all your computers are 66% full-scale gay Eat this: Hoover Cooling for turbo overclocking I dont need no Fins to break the world-record: I pump the cooling liquid right through the whole mini-tower And finally once the cooling works properly then of course I need a new stronger power supply for the CPU. Here we are (got the pictures from a overclocking Site)
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    Step right up and take the gay test

    29%, and I am pretty okay with that. But how the hell can you be ´29% gay? That realy is british logic! Yeah, out of 100 people I sleep with 29 are male! Yeah right! Never ever...( the thought makes me sick) And some of the questions simply have to do with hygene, now if you get gay points for buying expensive shirts, going to the barber in regular intervals and washing your face with a special soap, then this test implies that us straight men are stingy, we smell, we got a cheap taste and we all want to become soccer-stars. Maybe that is true for the Brits.... (well definetly it is)
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    Which firearm are you?

    Black Op, I got exactly the same result as you but funny at it is I got this one first
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    Shadow government

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ Mar. 01 2002,17:19)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">isn't that Dick Cheney's own palce? Seriously, I'd say it's a great idea. you can never be too careful<span id='postcolor'> They take it too far...I have the impression they try to keep the "threat" alive to justify their huge huge focus on military action and military-investments. With the Antrax case it was similar. The CIA knew that the threat came from within the country and not from a terrorist organisation. But officialy they did not state a single word about this assumption cause it helped to make the population afraid of terrorism and support military action. This too is a syndrom. We have seen it before in Pearl Harbour. Politicians knew about the Japan-threat, but they said, if it happens, our people will be angry and ready enough to march into war. So they were!
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    The world almost got nuked on at least 17 occasion

    "Sowjetische Truppen standen in der Zone unmittelbar an den Grenzen der Bundesrepublik", schildert er (Adenauer) später seine Überlegungen, "und vor allem: Wir hatten freiwillig auf die Herstellung von Atomwaffen verzichtet." Leider sei der Vorschlag von US-Präsident Eisenhower nicht umgesetzt worden, unter amerikanischer Aufsicht den Nato-Verbündeten atomare Waffen zur Verfügung zu stellen. No, I think you presume wrong. Germany did have the choice  to develope nuclear weapons. They themselves did proclaim that they will not do so. But dont misinterpret the times. I think during these early decades many polticians looked at nuclear-bombs as simple improved artillery (Adenauer ((1957))"Die taktischen Waffen sind nichts weiter als die Weiterentwicklung der Artillerie"). The re-construction of the German army was a long process and especially interesting because Germany was the tool for the power-play between the USSR and the NATO. And Andenauer (cancelor) used this strategic importance to bargain with both sides. Germany got its army when it pariticipated in the "Brüsseler treaty†of 1948, now called “Westeuropäischen Union†(WEU) and the NATO.  Then in 1954 the "treaty of Paris" was changed and because Germany now was a NATO and a WEU country it enjoyed full souverenity. The great restrictions were after WWI WAV: Adenauers speech after PARIS TREATY and souvereignity for Germany 1954
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    Reporting moderators?

    I made that point before you. But noone reads my comments, because they are longer than three lines and because you hate me because I am German. You racists..! (I gonna get banned now..see you in the OFP2 Forum! )
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    What is the usa`s next target?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Shabadu @ Mar. 01 2002,16:55)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">'What's the USA's next target?' Not 'what', it's 'who', me! I'm going to rule the world and force people to post in proper english! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Â Â Â <span id='postcolor'> "what" refering to "nation, country..." "who" refering to "politican, terrorist..." "...proper english..." ?.?.?.?.?.?. you mean " ....proper English.." Anyway my English sucks big time! but who needs proper linguistic skills to discuss with you guys!
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    What is the usa`s next target?

    Yeah you think your "Eurovision" stars make better music? They suck! Any "Finish" chart-breaker during the last 400 years?
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    The world almost got nuked on at least 17 occasion

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WhoCares @ Mar. 01 2002,16:05)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Strauss was never Cancelor, but minister of defence. A funny little anekdote they showed yesterday in german TV: The russians build some big A-Weapon bunkers ~30km north of Berlin. They stored there some nukes (called R1 I think, modified german V2s). The fuel for this rockets was ethyl alcohol. At a later inspections they found the rockets w/o fuel - the soldiers drank it all  <span id='postcolor'> this mistake is embarassing enough, I should just edit it but that would be cheating. You are absolutely right (and believe me, I knew it) but I was just reading that long text and it was not realy about nuclear-weapons but Strauss effort to reach the top (to become cancelor). This is the kind of mistakes that happen if you copy-paste, read and think about the next sentence at the same time. "Please believe me, I am not so dump as this mistake may show!
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    What is the usa`s next target?

    Damm, Aaliyah was a realy realy sweet girl and I bought her last album (before she crashed). She realy had the potential to change the good old but conservative R&B.
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    Swiss vote

    Well, I dont realy know. Switzerland has always been proud of being 100% neutral. Being neutral does not mean closing your eyes to what happens in the world, but to be able to chose yourself and dont need to listen to the "bigger" nations. On the other hand, this could also be a political strategy: either to calm down those swiss citizen that wanted to join the EU (at least we joined one community), or to prepare conservative swiss that the future of switzerland will no longer be 100% neutrality. Anyway I can tell you clearly that switzerland is financially very healty and a smart country and they will not be submissive enough to play the "minority cause small country" role in the UN. "Blocher is a stupid farmer and a racisst"
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    Reporting moderators?

    Amourdave: I know it is realy not my business here, but sometimes I think threads are locked too quickly. Purely because I believe in the theory of "self-regulation". Example 1: If there is too much spamming in a thread, then dont close it too quickly, cause if you do so another thread will become the waste-disposal for spammers and then be ruined. Keep some spaming threads alive. Example 2:If there is someone who calls someone else something like "?=(/"=?§()" , then give the insulted person the chance to self-defend. Cause if he cant lose any of his steam-pressure he will load more and more agressivity and one day release in some interesting discussion on someone who doesnt deserve it (this is one reason why you find so much bashing and flaming and people that go psycho as "rassisti"). Sigmund Freud called that the "stamp-collection phenomena". Anyway a little rethoric battle keeps this forum alive and normal members (I mean not moderators) got a voice too. Example 3: If there are several threads open about the same topic at the same time, then two out of three should be closed, cause worthful arguments may be lost because they only find their way into one thread but not the two others! Get what I mean? (screw my "german-english"). This is supposed to be a constructive remark and please dont take it as a "you are wrong, he is right" comment. I dont want to agree explicitly with any of you two.
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