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Albert Schweitzer

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  1. Albert Schweitzer

    Letter of recommendation

    Anyway, who is to blame for having hired such a looser. Secondly does this company seem to have great athmosphere and team thinking (not!. In my interpretation is there much more wrong than an incompetent employee.
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    "then new pe"

    Oh, i got a bike story too. I already ad a bike by the age of 4-5 or something and I always left it lying on the road when I had better things to do. And since they were still building parts of our house a large truck ran over it. When my parents came home in the evening they saw the smashed bike and I wasnt there so they called all hospitals in town. This happened at least 3 times.
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    Nato exercise in czech republic

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ Mar. 06 2002,14:57)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'm quite sure with the amount of international tension and US involvement overseas, you will be shot right away. Don't push your luck please, we need you to work on OFP2 <span id='postcolor'> But it is nothing less than a stupid training camp. "Tension these days...", I mean you are probably right about this but how arrogant can the army be to think that they are something special. An embassy yes, museum yes, business towers yes, but not a stupid training camp. What the hell do they got to hide. (it is not area 61 or whatever it is called)
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    Nato exercise in czech republic

    I think if you take the official way they will no give you the permission. I realy dont think so. And if you get caught then...wow then you got trouble. I would just show up there as a stupid tourist... you are no terrorist, you are no spy so what the hell you are afraid of? Go for it, it is thrill
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    10 points that make sure you are addicted to

    34: In the morning you ask your girlfriend to pass you the mission-editor so you can plan your day and see what has to be done.
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    Animals in ofp

    Dear citizen of Emeron! We apologize for the coincident with one of your pets last Monday. We were on an urgent mission and needed to drive full speed. We wish you a pleasant weekend Your US army
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    We're not already forwards!

    -cut-
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    We're not already forwards!

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Mar. 05 2002,19:38)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Print screen<span id='postcolor'> I assumed that, but I cant find any files around that were created! In which folder you find yours?
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    We're not already forwards!

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Mar. 05 2002,19:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">No no, the real one is "We're not already forwards".<span id='postcolor'> Hey Mr. Damage! which key for taking screenshots? and in which folder do I find them?
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    We're not already forwards!

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    What is the usa`s next target?

    We dont know what food you send them? I mean American cuisine it not exactly famous pour le bon gout. What I heard last was they are dropping peanut butter. I mean it contains fatts and probably also starches but I mean...where the hack are we? Do you also want to throw large amounts of salted popcorn, diet-cornflakes and Dr.Pepper. You can be lucky that it is the UN that is throwing the food and not the US, otherwise I would drown in silly prejudice. BTW: In which folder do I find the screenshots and what key is usually applied for taking screenshots?
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    What is the usa`s next target?

    and what about Cuba? I think they gona attack Canada to finally conquer the lost Gold-medal
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    Funny last words

    No no darling, believe me I realy think it tastes ...hmmm lets say "special". Okay, I might be a stupid tourist here in Columbia talking to a Police-officer. But I still know that I got some rights and I wont pay you for letting me go. No No, it might have been a tradition once that they stoned women that werent covered, but you know times have changed. Ladies and gentlemen, this will be an chemical-experience you will never forget. Wait wait, I am the Chef here and you are the waiter! You told me he is diabetic, now you are telling me he alergic? Did he eat it all? "Ach Herr Goebbels, hab ich ihnen schon gesagt das sie stock-schwul auf mich wirken? Ich glaub tief im Inneren sind Sie ne Tunte!"
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    10 points that make sure you are addicted to

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ Mar. 05 2002,16:32)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">24. Everytime some old man with white beard passes by, you ask yourself, 'Is that Guba?'<span id='postcolor'> I would put it that way: You keep wondering why Bin-laden is in the Headlines and Guba isnt.
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    Funny last words

    "I will remember that 'D' is for drive, 'R' is for rally." What do you mean, she is your little sister? Man, she is terrible slut. Everyone in this room had something with her.
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    Funny last words

    Trust us! It is the best doctor you can find in this district! Okay, take each other by the hand so we dont loose each other down here! Dont be afraid, the risk of getting eaten by a shark around here is lower than to be hit by a coconut! "Dont take it too seriously Darling, but I have the impression that since we married you got fatter and fatter every day. It is kind of embarassing for me you know!" Oh god, Mexican food is so hot, it would kill any bacteria or viruses within, so keep eating, it is delicious! Where is the boomerang gone? Isnt it supposed to return after a while?
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    What is the usa`s next target?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (foxer @ Mar. 05 2002,15:05)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Mar. 05 2002,14:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I can only repeat myself: the war agains the Al Q. is not won yet. There is no such thing as wining a war in Afghanistan. Russia occupied the country longer than the US did so far. And then suddenly the enemy reorganised itself, spotted out weaknesses and real slowly started a huge huge desasterous counterstrike. Of course this might and probably wont happen, but noone should assume that the Afghanistan-problem can be solved that easily. <span id='postcolor'> Russia went in to afghanistan for nothing ? Â I don't know what the true story is about their war.America is going to afghanistan to get someone friendly to westerns ways and friendly to their people,also to feed them and also help them get on their feet.Probably the war will be over in a year or 2.I don't think we will go after iraq until some europe country take full control of peacekeeping in europe or in afghanistan.Because i don't believe america wants to start a draft,would be a flashback to vietnam.<span id='postcolor'> I agree, they will be very careful not to repeat a Vietnam trauma. But do you think the Americans will understand if the US gets kicked out of Afghanistan? If the strongest amrny in the world withdraws? If war against terrorism is not won? Would Bush accept such a hurtful pride-attack? I wonder
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    Funny last words

    No mam, you may not park here, but there is an underground parking-lot for women somewhere around here
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    Funny last words

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    Should i cry or laugh?

    Now I know what they mean when they say: Stranger-to-reality.
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    10 points that make sure you are addicted to

    Probably looking for a better strategical-location to blow off her Carl-Gustav
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    What is the usa`s next target?

    I can only repeat myself: the war agains the Al Q. is not won yet. There is no such thing as wining a war in Afghanistan. Russia occupied the country longer than the US did so far. And then suddenly the enemy reorganised itself, spotted out weaknesses and real slowly started a huge huge desasterous counterstrike. Of course this might and probably wont happen, but noone should assume that the Afghanistan-problem can be solved that easily.
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    10 points that make sure you are addicted to

    14 you create Mission-waypoints to direct you to the nearest toilet. 15. You take any bike you see, any car you dont own and you enter any appartement if it isnt vehicule-locked. 16. You know your grandma was lying, when she said she intended to go to church. You know it better, the church is always locked. 17. You ask your mom to bring you 3 Satchel-charges from down-town. 18. You are confused by animals cause you dont know if they are civilians, russians or resistance. 19. You search dead animals lying on the road for ammo, guns and RPG`s. 20. You never use any roads cause you are afraid of mines. 21. You command you girlfriend to find cover when you hear chopper-noise. 22. You ask the people in the city-bus: okay, where are we goin, what is our mission and who is Lebowski? 23. You call for the medic when you see people in a wheel-chair.
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    Greece has special forces!

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Ex-RoNiN @ Mar. 04 2002,00:29)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Mar. 03 2002,20:56)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Noone knows what they are doing because the US cut freedom of press down to 0% concerning everything that has to do with military action (cause it must keep its "clean war image"). The parliament in Germany was deadly furious that our ministre of defense didnt inform them that German-special forces are fighting down there now for quite a while. We are not in the US here and I too was realy realy angry at our arrogant leaders (fucking socialists)<span id='postcolor'> They are doing a better job than the CDU though. Well, the CDU of the 90's anyway.<span id='postcolor'>  Nice one. I find it always amusing that people are not willing to change their ideology (well that is why it is called ideology) even when facts are against them.  Fact is we got the biggest unemployment rate EVER in history ( our statistics are faked, since 1 week that is a fact). We got the smallest industrial growth of all countries in the EU. I rather take a corrupted but economical strong CDU/CSU than incompetent Socialists. We dont need no more "Caring" politicians, I am fed up with the total un-productive East and incompetent educational system. ´Now we need authoritarian steps. Germans are lazy asses and they need a good hard kick into their ass. It realy gets embarassing what happened to this nation that once was known as the "Wirtschaftswunder". If nothing changes I gona start working abroad soon. "poor me" , "poor me" that is the only thing you hear from a German these days.
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    Have you seen this game?

    Could a software company buy and use a Quake engine for a flight simulator? You think they actually do it? Or what kind of engines do they use/need?
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