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Albert Schweitzer

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  1. Albert Schweitzer

    Great job french police!

    It wasnt the glorious police, it was civillians who tackled this moron. Anyway, considering distance and speed of Chiracs car he was never at risk.
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    Are you pierced?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @ July 14 2002,19:10)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">And good to see you, Avon. I've not seen a lot of posts from you in Off Topic lately.<span id='postcolor'> I'm on quasi-vacation which will soon be full time for a few weeks. <span id='postcolor'> How rude, do you consider us as WORK and DUTY Actually, only when I have a terrible cold I wish I would be pierced everywhere so I could breath better. But on the hand when I am diving I hope all holes are closed and I keep the precious air
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    100 things we have learned from counter-strike

    Oh, I remember those games. Doom and warcraft, but the best ones was Duke Nukem 3D, where you could fly around, put traps and stuff, brilliant. I havent played a game like this since then.
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    Spanish little island invaded by marroc

    Me neither, but I didnt want to embarass myself here so I didnt say it!
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    Are you pierced?

    Are you making fun of the skin color of my pig in the avatar? That is animalistic rascism, I could sue you for that!
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    Are you pierced?

    in Europe usually a piercing in the right ear means you are gay! (I guess someone allready said that). Piercing in the eyebrow is so damm silly. "I am really a hard guy but also realy soft and sweet and so". That is for boybands. Piercing in the chest area. Well, if you like it, but if you got a chicken chest, you .... , well you wouldnt understand it anyway. Piercing in the nose or lip? You must be an anti-globalisation demonstrator. Tatoos, well those I accept. But not the silly ones like "I am a gangsta symbols" or gay roses, and no silly rings around the arm for wannabe-surfers. I like funny stuff that tell a story. I once had a huge red lobster tatooed on my back (only lasts a few weeks), it was a bet that I lost and I got it for free. Actually it looked quite funny. Now you see people enjoying to get tatoos that look like the ones you get in a russian prison, again they want to look dangerous. But usually those are honest middleclass sons that grew up in a little purple house. More comments?
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    Spanish little island invaded by marroc

    It might be located off the cost of spain but this little rock is filled with tons of diamonds and gold, didnt you know. If I would be spain I would just give a fuck. What the hell, after all it is just a rock they conquered and they know it themselves. The spanish just have be able to tolerate this provokation, then the world will laugh at the "great Marocon heroism in the great 2002 offense"! But the problem now is the great great spanish pride that often makes things worse for them then they are!
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    Pledge of allegiance

    In Germany we had to take out the Cross of christianity (you know what I mean) out of every classroom. You know the little cross on the wall. Then a year later a muslim teacher sued because she was not allowed to teach with her head covered. But she lost, so no teachers with covered faces or heads in Germany! But cases like in the US, no we dont have! E.g. Jerry Springer sued by son of killed former guest
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    Cockpit guns

    Yes, but often they are forced to open, e.g. if the terorists give them the choice to open or a hostage must die!
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    Addicts sniff cow dung to get high

    Oh damm, I once was in Kota Baru which is on the border of Malaysia to Thailand, in the middle of nowhere to get a new Visa Why there, because I could get in in only a couple of minutes, all other offices take several day! (but you have to take your shoes off when entering a office, oh god my Timberlands smelled like uuugghh). The police there had theses huge 80ies Rambo sunglases and all looked like Saddam Hussein. They had automatic rifles and one had a grenade on his belt (I am sure it was not a real one but they love this shit). I am sure Kuala Lumpur rocks but the rest of Malaysia, NO! These countries are freaky, believe me, this Cow-sniffing is oonly the top of the iceberg! Â I rather go to singapore! I am creating a model for OFP! What do you think of it? It can crouch too . I am going to create a whole team of them and a dog as squad leader! (just kiddin)
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    I hope they rot in hell!

    Improving graphical performance is not cheating though
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    Cockpit guns

    Internationally I guess this would first have to be accepted by the IATA otherwise no pilot would be allowed to land e.g. on german soil with a gun in his belt!
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    Moron of the month

    Well I guess none of the people involved are angels. Neither the police nor the guy they catched. This whole thing is only serving the press catering to the black community. THis is more a campaign than an incident!
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    Age, location, income, status & workplace?

    Age: 25 Location (right now): Aachen/germany Occupation (I can only assume because I am applying right now): Assistant Marketing Manager of a Resort in Asia or Consultant for Hotel-Valuation or Hotel-Real-Estate consultant. Earnings: well my first job will maybe pay me around 2500-3000 bucks per month (hopefully). But that is not so important, I want to be able to go to the beach after work and eat asian food, that is all I need realy! Employer: Who knows yet, probably Dusit, Jones Lang Lasalle, Accor or something
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    100 things we have learned from counter-strike

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ July 09 2002,01:48)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">65. Everyone involved in CT/T operations are 13 years old and act like they are about 5.<span id='postcolor'> Yeah, good point. The best soldiers of our times are 15year old, no sex so far, and have the whole Orion star system as spots on their face. -1. Killing people will increase you telephone fees!
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    I hope they rot in hell!

    What is the big great deal about cheating? I dont get why people cheat? You run around and kill everyone (without really seing the faces of the people loosing) and you yourself know that you are not a great performer but simply cheater. I mean the human nature is to beat others, and get the acknowledgement. You cheat either to get money of the accreditation. But in a silly PC game you get no damm credit for being a good player. I HATE CHEATERS, not because they win, just because they got no brain to understand...
  17. Well, I got to buy beverages today. And I got 80euros in my pocket (80$. And I got this constant pressure to spend all money that makes my account go +0. Shall I buy Resistance? I played through so many shooters allready and got enough of bullets for a while. I might go for neverwinter nights. Will you all ignore me? Hate me (no wait, that mission is completed allready sucessfully). Am I gonna be some kind of underperformer, outcast, (or "someone who understands women" = terrible insult). Are there gonna be two groups? The cool resistance-gang in south of this forum against the poor hardworking ugly basic OFP-owners from the north of the forum? Maybe there is gonna be something like "I dont own Resistance" next to my avatar!
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    Cargo plane, troop carriers, any large plane

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Pvt. Jackson @ July 09 2002,18:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">http://www.ofpeditingcenter.com/addon_depot/default.asp Just go there and get what you want.<span id='postcolor'> I know all those, but I thought why dont they create one big file with the best new vehicules and units. Like this we could make sure that the missions we publish can be played by most of us. They would be smaller in size (because you wouldnt have to download all those units with the mission), and you could simply store one single file on your HDD.
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    Thoughts about roleplaying games

    If helo ever appears on PC Did you people watch the Lord of the Rings PC game trailer? Wow great graphics but from that athmosphere in the book is nothing left. Soon the book will be known as a chewing-gum flavour, a film, a computer-game, ice-cream.... but not as a terrific book by JRR Tolkien (size of the bible). Allready if you type in Lord of the Rings all you get it Sites about the film or the game! I wish they wouldnt have made this film (the same is true for the new Star-wars episode!
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    Does 128mb video ram help?

    YOu people shouldnt have so speedy machines, it is gonna take a while till there are any games on the market that really challenge them. You advance to quickly. Another question, what would you improve first? Or what is more urgent? first choice) Upgrade the processor PIV1.3 to lets say 2.0 second choice) upgrade the videocard Ati Radeon 64DDR to Asus V8200 T5 Deluxe (or MSI G 4Ti 4600 VTD) And residuum! That is cheap indeed, but why do you need a new floppy and a new case? Dont you like recycle your old one? I got my screen (21) AcerG991 for only 150$ from a store because they thought I buy computers for a company and will return (I showed them the business card of the consulting department of my faculty lol) Â . Of course they also wanted to get rid of that screen, no question.
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    Does 128mb video ram help?

    640 MB of RDRAM, that is spoiled! Yes, you are spoiled person! That stuff is damm expensive here and I really dont know why! For which reasons are all computer parts so much cheaper in the US than in Europe? Are they taxed? Shipping costs (yeah 0.000002% of the selling price)? Oh and Badgerboy, I havent understood a single word you were saying!
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    Does 128mb video ram help?

    I got also a PC-800 board with 3x128MB RDRamm, that is the only reason why I didnt switch to Athlon yet, but I dont really see the advantage of this hyper-expensive stuff. I have to admit thought that OFP is the only game that challenges my PC, every other game is runing smooth as baby-oil on a sweet chocolate coloured, Samba dancing xxx with long legs and...
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    Thoughts about roleplaying games

    Baldurs Gate I rocks . Baldurs gate II was even better but simply slightly different. Neverwinter Nights (just like silly warcraft III) slowly try to go from 2 dimensional to 3 dimensional. I dont really care about the graphics of roleplaying games, the maps must be cozy and the characters must be natural. I have the impression they all turn into the stereotypical japanese PS II games: lots of special effects, thunders explosions, dragons,and lots of animated hair but the stories..well ... I want a game where ALL characters on the map are like little Tamagochis, they need to eat, can get sick, grow, die and the weather must influence their harvest. They need to go shopping, they get new chilren..... ah well stuff like that. Right now in all games they run around like Borg (StarTrek) all serving the purpose to make your game, they wait till you come along to talk to them and then they disappear or keep standing in that corner!
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    Does 128mb video ram help?

    Ah shit I forgot what I wanted to say . wait.,no I got it, Actually that is so damm funny what you are telling me about RTCW, cause this game works with my Comp without any constraints. But OFP is pretty weak with mine (at 1024x800) and I am surprised about that. Any other game does not cause me any problems too and I have tried a lot (except Pong). Now what shall I do? I got a PIV 1.3. with an old socket. So if I want to upgrade my processor I need a new motherboard. But PIV processors are really really expensive so why dont I buy Athlon? Because I got expensive RimmRamm, and I wouldnt be able to use them with an Athlon. Either New motherboard + terrible expensive PIV 2.0 Or New motherboards +cheap Athlon 2.2 + new RAM (and throw the old away?)
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    Starcraft 2?

    Or something simillar, and rumor is that one of the new races will this mixture!
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