Albert Schweitzer
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You: "Did you ever kiss a rabbit?" Her: "No?!" You pull out the two trouser-pockets in the front and say" well now you got the opportunity"! Whatever drugs may be capable to do, I can do the same with my tongue! Give her 20 cents and tell her: go and call your mother and tell her you be sleeping at your friends house tonight! "what about we buy a pizza and then have sex?" "No!" "what, you dont like pizza?"
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Antichrist @ July 26 2002,23:38)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I can't be stuffed reading all the pages in this topic so here's my list. 1.Stroh - some Austrian shit which is 80% and totally kills you after about two shots 2. Firewater - I dunno if you can get it anywhere else in the world but we can get it here in NZ it tastes like boiling oil. About 60% 3. Ukrainian "gorilka" with chilli pepper. Best one is made by Nemiroff - its only 40% but chilli pepper ads shitloads of punch so its is as potent as 60% stuff. 4. Samogon. My grandfather usually makes it when I come home for summer holidays. It is usually between 50%-60%, but he ads all sorts of herbs and spices into it so its pretty tasty and nasty. 5. Vodka - there are about 50 brands of Vodka you can buy in Russia and Ukraine its all pretty much the same 40%.<span id='postcolor'> Yes, I didnt dare to post it here cause I was afraid you would think I am a liar, but Stroh(straw)-rum is indeed above 80% and can even be of a higher percentage than that. My ount and my oncle live in kenya and they told me that people cant afford ordinary drinkable alcohol there, so they buy artifical spirits there (which have other purposes than to be drinks)and drink it. In the western world those alcohols have a bitter taste added so people cant mix with water and drink it. But in Kenya they have no such bitter-additive and many many people go blind. The cook of my oncle&ount was one of them. He passed out and fell asleep on the side of a road and woke up blind. In Kenya being blind means no more future!
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Medal of honour is a bit like cinema. Everything is terribly scripted and you basically walk through a tunnel. Each and everyone of us played through this game in the same goddamm way! On the beach it is always the same people that die and and and..... But the athmosphere is okay, due to the music.... BUT OFP, that is what I call free-gaming!
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I really hate the following and I dont think they are sexy: Brittney spears (uuurrgghhh! she thinks naivety would make her appear more emotional. Of course if your brain is empty you can only judge with emotions) Madonna (what a slut, I would kick her out of my bed, even if she would pay me) That dark skinned girl that won the Oscar this year! Oh when she started crying on stage I wanted to kill her so badly Julia Roberts (she is so damm kitschy) Sharon stone. ( I dont like those girls that dont smile, I hate her so much) --------------------------------------------------------- Rebecca Gayheart! You know that woman from the silly Earth2 series. Kind of like star Trek. Usually I hate those actresses but her locks make me freak, maybe because I start to loose hair  and she has so much of it! Well. hmmm. Who else do I find strangely attractive..Anywway, now it is your turn, maybe I will remember later
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Has anyone any recent information on what the offensive in Afghanistan is doing? It must be around 2 months now since we last heard about "sucess" stories no? I was screening through some boards and newspapers but nothing new! I wonder actually what the success has been so far. If we summ up the incidents where they actually found shelters we can only look back at little attacks and a few alienated weapon archives! If you dont know! (as always) then enjoy yourself with those while other smarter people respond! Bin Laden diplomacy Al Quaida handbook
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As mad as it sounds but scientists have aproved the fact that this planet can support far more population than there is right now.
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Dont get me wrong here Scout. I am not trying to downplay the amount of cruelties those suicide bombers are willing to comitt. But their motivations are simply childish. And children deserve a less strickter penalty than death!
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (scout @ July 26 2002,00:56)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">hmm....any russian here tried "samagon"? that a nasty stuff. in its essence it is distilled alcohol made of anything organic and rates upto 70% alcohol. first time ive drank it, i was 14 and, well, turned out that i can be an exellent free diver <span id='postcolor'> One should ban me for this. And the younger ones should be adult enough not to admire what I will say but: I AM THE BEST DRUNK DRIVER IN THE WORLD. BUT please respect the following: from my favourite bar to my home I only have to cross a big field and the property of a horse-riding-school so that is NOT a public road. I would never drive being DRUNK!
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I respect the bible no doubt, but still I grew up in jesuit schools and therefore I got confronted with all criticism and praise of the bible. One should never forget that the bible once was a book of law. Kings did not have the power to oversee their whole empire and therefore god as being an invisible force, would judge you after you died, that was a welcome addition to their executive body. There might not have been a soldier around while you stole a sheep or comitted a crime, but in their beliefs god was aware of it. But the bible has no reference about time and times change. If we consider the time-context that the bible was written in we all have to admit that a lot has changed since then. Translating the law of the bible into a modern context would show us that we are actually already far ahead of its rules (to a certain degree). But since the bible has never been "updated" we should be allowed to translate it into modern times. Abortion is only a tiny share of the injustice of our days, but there are enough of abstracts of the bible that could justify it. Give me time till tomorrow morning and I will find them for you!
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Absynth, that sounds nasty!
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KingBeast @ July 25 2002,23:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I dont really think that in modern times at least, Religion plays all that big a part in warfare. Its more in the quite distant past that Religion was the main reason to go to war for. Im sure there was no nobler thing to do than to go to war for the Church.<span id='postcolor'> This guy is reading my mind! Always! and I hate him for that due to the fact that I love playing the devils advocat! So please change your mind now and then so I can post too what I think instead of doubleposting!
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the spanish solution eh!
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You can ask that every man and he wont know! How do babies (or the foetus) breath in the amniotic water?
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People you strangely find attractive
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Thats why I say "strangely attractive"! Â Â Now I guess we all would agree that Agnelina Joelia is a hot chick, that would be boring though! I am just waiting for someone who sais "yeah that girl on CNN is cute" or "Madeleine Albright has sweet eyes!" Guess who those 2 are and win 24 hours sunshine starting from tomorrow morning! -
If you call that allready a human being then I guess a girl kills one per month no? (you know, the few days during a month when they freak for no reason) So let me say, they start at 14, they finish around 65, that makes 51years times 12 months....urghhh all women are murderes. But wait, if a stem cell allready is a human being then a sperm must be too. How many of those do we produce per day? Oh my god!
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People you strangely find attractive
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ July 25 2002,17:10)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">then there is Rachael Weiss. <span id='postcolor'> I cant find an image of her since there are so many "hi, my name is Rachel Weiss and I like horses and surfing" homepages. Please be more precise, I dont know that lady! (BTW do you remember Milosevic's wife in the BBC Hardtalk interview. Damm I hated her and that was a satisfaction! -
Has anyone any recent information on
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MONEY & Trouble? -
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Longinius @ July 25 2002,18:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"Give me a break buddy!" I hope that wasnt addressed to me You quoted me, quoting another person. But my name ended up as being the party quoted... <span id='postcolor'> That is not the first time is it! No, apologies for that, I see if I can fix it! Damm, I am using my 2222 post to admit an error and send apologies, I hope that is not symbolic!
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yeah, this guy is wasting time that could be filled with action scenes instead! But I guess thin red line was long enough. Salty popcorn makes me pee and I dont know how many times I had to go to the toilet during that film. I guess I even missed that scene
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hehe, your hair gets thiner and thiner just like mine!
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I think it sounds so ridiculous that people demonstrate about abortion while there is a group of Hobos behind them that stands in line for a hot soup. Maybe you should first care the ones which are actually already alive and then produce new ones. This sounds like a very strange argument, I know, but it is just as strange as the ones from the Anti-abortion fundamentalists. Anyway, screw the bible, I believe in god but damm dont take the bible too seriously. Maybe you should read some Albert Schweitzer, he was the first one to present his echatological interpretation of the bible proofing that Jesus was in fact wrong about his own death. This thesis is well accepted by scientist and the curch could not counterproof it yet, and they invested a lot.
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I try it out this evening!
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Lol, thats the Max D 6000, I know that one. But I go for heavy fire: But seriously, I prefer Power soakers, they shoot 20 metres! They are like a huge syringe and you can only shoot once, but hell they are incredible! [Damm we ruined a whole boarding school with those
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (LauryThorn @ July 25 2002,09:56)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> muderers and rapists deserve death.<span id='postcolor'> I agree with that, but I also think that no man has a right to kill other man, so I'm against death penalty.<span id='postcolor'> The death penalty for rape is a very difficult issue. Many men get accused for rape without actually having had the intention. As you know there can be rape during marriage, there can be silent rape (where the girl remains quiet) and there can be the abuse of girls of minor age that does not perceive it as being abused (but her parents do). The whole issue is very complicated. If you want to kill them all you might hit one or the other average ´father of a family. Against abortion. Well again I must refer to the USA. On the one hand most of you condem abortion in the strictest way and demand heavy penalties on the other hand you have the lightest laws for research of cloning stem cells and clonogenic cells. Now which of the two is worse?
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Major Fubar @ July 25 2002,10:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">My best forum buddy: <span id='postcolor'> Your girlfriend?