Albert Schweitzer
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Didnt you read my post? I think we have similar fears!  Here the abstract that I mean: I think I was like 6 when I got sick and I had a halucination I would be in a huge  old deserted deep deep swimming-gym. This gym would be totally dark except for a few tiny windows made up of these ugly thick glass-tiles. And the water would be dark and dirty and it would be totally quiet and I would have to find a way out of it! Damm, this dream still scares me, If you want to hurt me build such a gym and emprison me there.
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Your tourists are a shame for your country
Albert Schweitzer replied to Albert Schweitzer's topic in OFFTOPIC
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Harnu @ Aug. 02 2002,03:57)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Americans going from one part of the country to another part are annoying.  So I just have to assume they aren't very liked around the world.  Since a lot of ppl don't like us anyway  <span id='postcolor'> Well the girls are okay, especially the younger ones at the age of 19/20. They think all europeans are romantic and stuff and it is really easy to fascinate them! And some of them look really sweet and smile a lot! -
and this stupid belt around his neck is like Rambo III. Why the hell can they not take a real picture from a REAL soldier? It is a really realistic game so why ruining the box with a model that usually does jobs for a latex-catalogue?
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Albert offers the cake to USsoldier Ussoldier sais he cant eat nomore since he ate the whole day. Albert takes it from the table and throws it into the shocked face of RalphWiggum. Ralphy likes the taste but does not know how to react, he is terribly anoyed and angry about this agression... what will he do?
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It is like a mole, I think it is nearly as blind as a mole, but instead using its hands to dig is uses its mouth to bite through the sand. Why having fur if you live underground? It is tiny but watch its teeth. BTW the strongest bit of all mammals has the hyena, it can crack back-bones with one bite, so no wonder a lion is scared of them! So this is an animal you should watch out for when you got a flat tire somewhere in the bush of Kenya
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Yeah, I guess ! But for me OFP is like playing golf, it is strategy! And good multiplayer is like soccer, a dirty sport! I like both without comparing them!
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OFP has been a real revolution. CS on the other hand became popular because there has been a huge medial hype about it. THe next game that will rock the world will be Battlefield1942, in this game you map about a quarter of the size of Kolgujev but there are every sorts of vehicules, attack planes, carriers, destroyers, beach-artillery, soldiers with different functions and and and you can use them all. It has components where it definetly beats OFP: the multiplayer mode is more userfriendly, the engine is better and allows higher frame-rates with better graphics and a low ping at around 150 still works excellent! The whole thing is build as an ego-shooter and has incredible show-effects. I downloaded the single-player demo and it rocks (singleplayer demo is like multiplayer but with AI). In the full version there are maps for example where one side has to sink a carrier near the coast (carrier can me moved and its artillery can be used as well its planes) and the other side conquer the island. It is incredible you can jump into a plane and use the gun while the other dude flies it to the island. But OFP is still the most REALISTIC shooter on the market. All those silly games like AA and CS and SOF2 are arcades! BTW Tex: there is no more bunnyjumping in the newest version of CS! If you want to download the demo of BAttlefield1942!
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Aculaud @ July 31 2002,06:15)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">1--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Renagade @ July 30 2002,201)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Aculaud @ July 31 2002,04:49)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Renagade @ July 30 2002,19:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><span id='postcolor'> Doesnt this count as a ban-worthy disgusting image? Honestly, what the fuck is up with that things mouth?<span id='postcolor'> wouldt be trying to get me banned there   unless ur some kind of animal hippy who just randomly whines <span id='postcolor'> Naw, nothing like that, i assure you!  Nah, j\k. It just disgusts me. and p.s. animal hippies never whine randomly.<span id='postcolor'> This animal is a sensation, it has been discovered only a few years ago. People first thought it would be mood by nature, a natural mutation, but actually it is a race. And I bet there are not many mammals-species left that we dont know!
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YOu know when you are young and your body typically isnt really strong against illnesses, then you easily get fever and colds and stuff. Like everybody else I had realy high temperature fever but I also had halucinations. I was awake but thought my thumb would grow bigger and bigger and I was shouting and crying but not even my mom could convince me that everything was fine. I think I was like 6 when I got sick and I had a halucination I would be in a huge old deserted swimming-gym. This gym would be totally dark except for a few tiny windows made up of these ugly thick glass-tiles. And the water would be dark and dirty and it would be totally quiet and I would have to find a way out of it! Damm, this dream still scares me, If you want to hurt me build such a gym and emprison me there. When I turned 8 I dreamed nearly every night I would jump down our stairway (our house is pretty high) and then wake up. I had this dream at least twice every week for 10 years. Not so funny believe me! It appears I that I a happy and unscared person when I am awake, but when I sleep I am an 8-hours tourist in hell!
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I think times where everyone was aiming to make things disposable are over. Didnt we say the same things about clothes? Every component of our lifestyle actually went the other direction, we are looking for more prestigious statussymbols than ever before. What is the advantage of such a disposable phone? Well you can loose it, but thats about all! Everywhere in the world you get mobiles for free if you sign a contract and everyone needs a contract, so why do I need to get a disposable one? Secondly are more and more customers looking for mobiles where they can personalise their option. I want my phone to work my way and not the other way around! What about MMS, the camera inside the portable? This is a must in the future! Those phones dont have it! What about the batteries? You will not be allowed to throw those things away just like this and the producers will have to pay high environmental taxes. All in all a really stupid idea that you read about but never come true, just like eatable plates, disposable clothes, helicopter-cars, shoes with gps, robots that take your dog for a walk, automated moderators, and Robo-cops!
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Today is Monday, and on Monday I get my DER SPIEGEL, in other words my weekly media input (besides Longinius brain wash ). And this week I found an article about a famous American lady called Ann Coulter. She is 40, conservative lawyer, TV Moderator and author and she gathers more and more people around her because of her extreme views. Let me just state a few of em! To a hanidcaped Vietnam Veteran in a wheelchair she said: People like you are to blame that we lost the war" She proposed the US government to conquer muslimic nations and "kill their leaders" and to convert their population to christianity. And on her homepage you see her with a big gun in her arms! LOL! Actually she is getting pretty famous and she allready has several Fan-CLub pages in the US. If you know any more stories about her, post them here. And for all you morons that intend to ruin my thread with US-Bashing: "stay out or I send you purple Anthrax by Air-mail!"
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If the people of this forum where to all meet.
Albert Schweitzer replied to Duke_of_Ray's topic in OFFTOPIC
I would probably show up dressed as a rabbit because Denoir would have taken the piss out of me and told me that it would be costume-party. But then I would impress you all with the fastest way of wining a chess game. -
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Ex-RoNiN @ July 31 2002,14:17)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Someone wasn't paying attention <span id='postcolor'> Hey, I was paying attention. I said that the guy existed! Â No, historical scientists are pretty much sure that worldwar2 would have also started without Hitler, the opression and economical situation of germany was too intense so a National party and breaking the treaty of Versaille was definetly the next step. The jews would have been forced to emigrate but a holocaust without Hitler, I dont think so! What would have been if Hitler would have won. Less rain in autumn 1941 would have enabled the attack of Moskow. Russia being in German hands Roosevelt would have never been able to make his people support a war against the Nazi-empire Which communists? If Germany would have had a little more success in WW1 than Lenin would have stayed in Zurich waiting for capitalism to fail and never gone to Russia! Â Moderators: Denoir is threatening me! Â
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The story is fun to read but I dont trust its authenticity! I have never heard of that story, I knew he was wounded but thats about all. I read your story in german but it still sounds a little too sensational to be true, dont you think Hitler haette tot sein koennen Hitlers life 24 chapters But tandy did exist: 1.65m and 55kg, if this story would/is true that guy could have saved 65 million people. But eh, next time you see a german, dont shoot him okay!
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That REALY is freaky Denoir! Just imagine how many scared members of parliament came home that day and looked through their credit card bills. All with sweat on their face and later on at the dinner table admitting to their wifes: "Darling, I got to tell you someting. It might be that I will be getting troubles with job. I found this thing on my bill, did you use my credit card last saturday to buy you your Cosmopolitan at the airport while we were waiting?"
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ran @ July 30 2002,23:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Paratrooper @ July 30 2002,23:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ July 30 2002,23:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Bush and Hussein, Bush and Hussein. Go together like Chirac and Le Pen. This what I tell you brother. you can't have one without the other.<span id='postcolor'> LOL! That may be true, Bush may politicaly need Hussain, But I don't think Saddam needs George.<span id='postcolor'> but chirac needed le Pen , otherwise he would be in prison actually<span id='postcolor'> Â Â Â And this is where he belongs! Ran, that realy is so freaky in France. Your ministers live in huge huge appartments on the Champs Elysee while our live in medium sized caravans . Your politicans lock down the most important roads in Paris during Rush-hour just to go shopping (in a huge convoy of limos and police-motorcycles). Our members of parliament get kicked out and exposed to a trial only because they used some of the bonus-air-miles they collected for private trips (yes, this is the biggest scandal right now in Germany, I am serious). Whereas your most corrupted politician becomes Monsieur le President. Presque comme Obelix a dit: Il sont fous les francais! Â
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ July 30 2002,23:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Bush and Hussein, Bush and Hussein. Go together like Chirac and Le Pen. This what I tell you brother. you can't have one without the other.<span id='postcolor'> This is an example you shouldnt have chosen, look at the consequences. Because everyone neglected LePen in the second vote Chirac now has the total votes and is therefore as powerful as never before. I am sure this is not what the frenchies intended to happen, but they had no choice. Many people now support Bush because of his Military-politics whereas the US-economy suffers from his incompetencies. (you may disagree here, that is just a political opinion)!
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I am sure I hit a nerve with this thread and it hasnt been there so far. So tell us, what are the strangest sorts of alcohols you know the WE SHOULD KNOW. Let me just tell the story about Tequilla, this sort of Tequilla where you see a worm iniside: as you know the real Tequilla is won only from one specific Cactus. And this cactus has ony one specific parasite, this worm. So the worm inside is nothing else than a proof that is authentic Tequilla. Gin-tonic: the story of this drink is simple. During the time when the Brits were establishing colonies (a bit later in fact) in Africa they all had to take medicine against Malaria. But this medicine tasted so terrible that they had to mix it with something else. Gin-tonic was the only drink they knew which would neturalise the taste. Now it is your turn! Â But if you just drink silly softdrinks, then go and play with your sister
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Hey, this wasnt meant to be an US-bashing thread so dont get anoyed. We are making fun of that lady thats all. Any you must admit her point of view is alittle simple-minded. But did you know Collin Powell might end up resigning. He is over-voted too many times and that anoys him. I like him though!
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Well first of all she earns her money with that so this is motivation N°1 or N°2. Secondly she is some kind of parasite that always come up when countries face difficult times. She knows that people are now open to extreme perceptions and Easy Solutions. And I guess she makes money out of that! Well I guess But it is a phenomenon that Conservative Republican voters are very touchy when you talk about democrats. I remember my oncle who 1/2 Irish and 1/2 american, damm he hates when I tell him I like the democrats.
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Paratrooper @ July 28 2002,18:48)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I just don't like sport games, when I want to play sports, guess what I do? Â You got it; play sports. Â You cant just hop in a tank however...<span id='postcolor'> I read several articles where it sais that this is actually a dying branch of games. They said that in the US it is still very popular for consoles but rather less for PC. I like racing games but only if you can leave the track and kill chicken and hit cyclists, push other cars into lakes watch your suicide in 145 different replays!
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Warin @ July 28 2002,17:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Racing games! No matter how much I tinker with the settings, no matter how many 'cant lose' set ups I download..I LOSE! I am a really good driver in real life...I guess it just doesnt cut it when I cant feel the car.<span id='postcolor'> Me too, screw all those racing games, I loose against the greatest neirds on earth, ALWAYS! Give me an arcade tank game and I show them the way!
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Seriously, try without T&L. I it worth a try! Maybe my background was white, but it was in the same distance as yours.
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To tell the truth, pick up lines are indeed for farmers with limited rethorical capabilities. If I would imagine myself thinking about a pick up line before I tackle a girl in a club, I would commit Harakiri. That is so cheap! On the other hand there are so many damm cheap girls out there and I get the impression they get more and more, so I am happy if Mr. Farmer (or a turk who describes himself as a latin lover = learn geography will ya ) and the girl who works at the counter of a solarium have found a way to communicate with each other.
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Do you use T&L? I got a similar problem when I got it turned on! Baiscally everything far away is white!