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Albert Schweitzer

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  1. Albert Schweitzer

    When mobs attackk!

    Hey this is a copy of my thread a few days ago! I got copyright and Trademark on this title
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    Bofh

    This thing is funny, but I would just beat the shit out of him. I guess when such a geek is leaving his office he is a frustrated skinny looser
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    Snipers

    Actually I didnt want to contribute here, but it is kind of disgusting how cold you talk about surgical wounds and head shots, well, typical soldiers! I think I keep out of this thread!
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    Sorry.

    What the heck? We need people like you, I mean the real devils advocats! What would this forum be if we would only have highly sociable people like Longinius and Denoir! And by the Way, the bible is not always the best book to read you know, cause it contains a lot of silly chapters too. If you want to read really really smart stuff than approach Homer and read Ilias and Odysee. This book is quite a bit older than the bible and ten times smarter! (and not so fundamentalistic)
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    Ww2

    on that picture that was Lilienthal, one of the first morons to try to fly like a bird! 脗 ) I had other pictures posted before, there was a sequence of a US-machine gunner being hit by a sharp-shooter straight into the head. But that was silly of course and I was risking getting banned (for a good reason) so I posted a yoke instead! But if you want to know about the real german snipers, then I have to tell you about the horse-sharp-shooter division. They were trained by horse specialised circus-clowns as well a sniper schools!
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    Ww2

    Also, lets not forget that Zaitsev was amongst the first real snipers of the sowjet army! Stalingrad was the first real target where the german army was facing strong opponents and a command: "hold at any cost" and therefore forced into house to house combat, a perfect scenario for potential sniper activities. But before Stalin sent the fresh ands well equipped supplies from the East of the USSR e.g. such units as snipers were simply overrun by Blitzkrieg machinery. So no reason to supply counter-units against sharpshooters to the front. And it was the first time where the germans were in a defensive position, so defensive that they had to reemploy their flanks with italian and romanian division (of course this is where the flanks later on broke during operation Uranus ). Once the germans were trapped inside Stalingrad it was all over. Out of 200'000 soldiers 97000 were taken prisoner but only 5000 returned to germany a few years later ( a relative of mine was one of them ) (Offtopic: do you know the battle of Kursk; 6000 tanks against each other, largest tank battle ever in history)
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    Ww2

    Grrrr! I know that there is supposingly lots of information on snipers and so called sniper schools. But I watched a long documentory about the sillyness of "enemies at the gates" and that a european stage director should be ashamed of having made such a dump film. And there was a german professor who stated that at that time there were no such units as trained snipers on the german side. If you think about it once again you will logically come to the conclusion that a sniper is no support for a "Blitzkrieg" strategy but for a WWI "Stellungskrieg", a rigid war! And this is what Hitler wanted to prevent at any cost. So why should there have been a sniper school before 1944? Scout, this is not a reference but a forum contribution and there is as much sceptical opinions as there are believers. 脗 There is no such thing as a relying source of information on Zaitsev vs Koenig. Or maybe there is but it is hiding on in a very dark corner of this forum!
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    Ww2

    Sorry, just changed my mind anyway, but you were quicker! I thought a warning of what is to be seen on the picture would be enough, but you are probably correct, it isnt. Wont happen again!
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    Protecting american boarders

    May I just add something to some previous posts? First of all I dont think that a more "agressive" treatment of imigrants is the proper strategy since I dont think this would stop people from taking the risk. They allready risk their lifes when trying to cross the border through the desert in order to reach the "promise land". Secondly are illegal imigrants doing illegal stuff but they are not criminals. So why treating them as such? (stealing food in order not to starve to death is illegal but not a criminal act! The border patrol may be underfunded and have a tiny workforce but how the hell do you want to guard such a huge border? Do you want to know how much a Berlin Wall construction costs! This would turn out to be more expensive than your Missile-defense system! The British police officers have only one problem, their hat! Whenever they run they need one hand to hold it so it doesnt fall down. This looks quite funny you know when you got to chase a criminal, and without a gun such a chase happens to be more frequently 脗
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    Ww2

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Paratrooper @ Aug. 03 2002,23:34)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The Germans did not train snipers during WWII.<span id='postcolor'> Ding Dong! Finally someone who knows what he is talking about! I am pretty much sure that you are absolutely right! Maybe in the confusion of the last years (1944) they tried to establish such a unit but in general no, that did not exist. However that does not exclude that the army didnt have excellent precision rifles and that there were good sharp-shooters out there. And this story of Erwin Koenig (400 kills) against Zaitsev (220 kills but high graded only) 脗 is a tale as well. In the film "enemy at the gates" you see Zaitsev killing a so called Heinz Thorwald, the head of the German sniper school. So silly, there is no proof for such a german soldier. 脗 However there are films that claim the opposite. IF you are really looking for such a film go here, but I dont really trust their sources. 脗 German snipers of WWII .... 脗 .... Content removed, my mistake Anyway, what the germans did have were para-snipers. They could lift off from a Zeppelin and shoot every target from the air with their sniper rifle. That is a fact believe me! See image below
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    Protecting american boarders

    2--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Frisbee @ Aug. 03 2002,192)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Investing in some education and health care would be far better.<span id='postcolor'> Sounds good to me, but I think it is not feasable. I propose two actions: N脗掳1 react more agressively against people being illegaly employed (mexicans) e.g. in Texas. and N脗掳2 sponsor campaigns in Mexico to increase awareness about how tough life can be for Mexicans emigrating to the US. (I have to admit I have serious problems to work with South-americans. I dont really get along with them )
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    Your tourists are a shame for your country

    Research published today by Expedia.co.uk, the UK芒鈧劉s leading online travel service, shows that around the world the Germans are the most welcome foreign visitors and Brits are the least, scoring worst in all but one of five key criteria: their behaviour; politeness; willingness to learn the lingo; enthusiasm to try the local delicacies; and how much money they put into the local economy. Expedia.co.uk asked tourist offices in 17 of the most popular national and international holiday destinations, from the Cote d芒鈧劉Azur to Cyprus, Paris to Prague, San Francisco to Sydney, to rank different nationalities of travellers. 脗 And it芒鈧劉s the Germans, who spend an incredible 800 million nights abroad 脗 every year, who rate highest, with Brits propping up the table of the 24 most liked and disliked nationalities. 脗 The research found: 脗路 Overall, Germans have been voted the world芒鈧劉s best tourists, followed by Americans and Japanese. 脗 Brits scored worst of any country mentioned, followed by Israelis and Irish. 脗路 Germans are the best behaved, beating the respectful Japanese and the Spanish. 脗 The worst behaviour can be expected from the British, Irish and Danes. 脗路 芒鈧淗ave a nice day芒鈧劉 Americans are the most polite, out-charming Germans and Japanese. 脗 Britons are judged to be the rudest, followed by Russians and the usually placid Canadians. 脗路 Germans rank highest for attempting to speak the local language, followed by the French and rather surprisingly, Americans. 脗 The British make the least effort, preferring to simply talk louder in English. 脗 Russians and the Spanish are similarly mono-lingual. 脗路 Italians are most likely to try the local delicacies, followed by the Spanish and Germans. 脗 Brits, Indians and fast-food loving Americans are the least gastronomically adventurous. 脗路 Americans have the local restaurateurs, taxi drivers and souvenir shop owners ringing their hands as they spend and tip the most. The Japanese and Russians have the next deepest pockets. 脗 Germans are deemed to be the meanest, more so than Brits and New Zealanders. THE STATISTIC Rank The World芒鈧劉s Best Tourists Points 1=41 Germans 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 2=32 Americans 3=24 Japanese 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 4=10 Italians 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 5=5 French 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 5=5 Norwegians 5=5 Swedish 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 8=4 Spanish 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 8=4 Canadians 10=3 Chinese 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 10=3 Thais 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 10=3 Dutch 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 13=-1 Brazilians 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 13=-1 Danes 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 13=-1 Polish 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 16=-2 Russians 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 17=-3 Argentineans 脗 17=-3 New Zealanders 脗 17=-3 Czechs 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 17=-3 Finnish 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 21 -4 Indians 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 22-6 Irish 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 22 -6 Israelis 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 24-44 British 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 脗 hehe, time for you to participate and change the stats! who are the worst tourists in the world, VOTE And tourist flaming is welcomed!
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    Leaders

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Col. Kurtz @ Aug. 03 2002,17:13)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Remember, they had to be a leader of a country! Martin Luthen King never ruled America! Magret Thatcher achieved things, but at what cost? Stalin, he never really had any goals but to be super powerful, never any good ambitions.<span id='postcolor'> I am surprised noone mentioned him yet: Nelson Mandela
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    Leaders

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (deadmoroz @ Aug. 03 2002,16:15)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">da, Stalin was the great leader. Soviet people won WW2 with his help. Without Stalin it was impossible.<span id='postcolor'> You stupid...... Stalin killed more people than Hitler! His grave should no longer be on this particular spot where it is right now but thrown into a nuclear-oven. I feel like reading a post from the Tscheck government which still refuses to openly admit having committed ethnic cleansing with the sudeten-germans after WWII or a official letter by Neo-Nazis that say that the existance of Concentration camps were faked by the americans. 脗 So damm silly. It appears like you havent really gone through the age of enlightment in russia, and historical education is still based on ideology rather than facts. Welcome you Proganda-Mutant! Being the leader to successfully defend your country doesnt make you a man of honour!
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    Your tourists are a shame for your country

    no island has ever resisted a german-tourist invasion! Too many, too heavy, too demanding, too stingy, too much money involved.... You defense-lines will fall. Every july millions of tourists attack with consistent supply of fresh recruits that substitute those that leave. No chance. The royal troops cant beat the facts! they even overrun your well organised colonial troops and the experienced Generals.
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    Your tourists are a shame for your country

    And in sunny areas you especially like to rent motor-cycles or cars. It seems obligatory to old colonial (not in a bad sense) english/brits to check out the terrain.
  17. Albert Schweitzer

    Leaders

    I am pretty much disgusted by all of them, unfortunately noone comes to my mind now.
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    The best rock band

    REM? no please not those depressionists! Did anyone say Metalica? They are/were cool!
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    Your tourists are a shame for your country

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Paratrooper @ Aug. 03 2002,01:43)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The reason the British tourists are thought to be so bad is that you are looking at the wrong kind of people. The British headonistic lout can now afford to go on holiday abroad in large numbers. If you look at British people abroad away from the 'pleaseure islands' they go to you will see a different kind of person.<span id='postcolor'> But I said it as well: "the british (all of them) are decent and calm people in the 5star category. But a father doenst take care of his children. Usually they come with the entire family and the children get totally burned or they were full-body sunblockers if mom is not around. And usually the father refuses to relax and constantly asks for faxes and the business-centre. lol Please forgive me that but the little children that talk oxford sound so grown-up, too civilised, especially the girls then talk like litte grandmas. 脗
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    Counter stirke.

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ Aug. 02 2002,19:37)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">How predictable. The CS player with the completely worn out, "Im not a haxor, you just suxor". In my day, I did my fair share of kicking ass, and I am alright with getting beaten by someone better than me, but watching a guy run around with all headshots and a 20 to 1 ratio, surely the wheels in your head must be turning. And that wasnt rare, it happened in almost every single server I joined. Wake up, and realise that CS is a simple minded game played by simple minded people<span id='postcolor'> I think I am not too bad either. I mean I started with the Doom and followed the Ego-shooter evolution since then. Okay I am not playing night and day but during the last months more than ever. It is just not possible that someone gets rations 20-1, that is simply not possible. Being better than 20 other players is okay, but not beating 18 players with only 10% health left. Especially since nowadays there are only a few beginners left on the net. We all know how to play and so it is actually hard find and surprise 20 weak players without encountering another pro. I think too, there are lots of cheaters out there. And I hate cheaters! May it be 20-1 or less, I got a sense for what shot is unrealistic and which hiding place noone should expect. If someone surprises me in this hiding-place (on a new map) with a head-shot, then it must be a damm cheater!
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    Your tourists are a shame for your country

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ran @ Aug. 02 2002,18:05)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Aug. 02 2002,17:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The italians usually have the most beautiful wifes in the range 30+. thats all I can say!<span id='postcolor'> oooooooooh yeah .... this is because of that my tourism guide career ended ..........<span id='postcolor'> Dont tell me it is what I think it is, no you didnt, no way!
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    Your tourists are a shame for your country

    African tourists are very very nice indeed. (except the white decadence from South Africa). Most of them are very careful in order not to be too noisy, too complicated or too much of a stranger. And they usually help you with a smile and tolerance! 1A Russian tourists are the worst motherfuckers in the world! (I speak about the 5star segment here). They think they are the kings of the world and just because they are rich they want you to look up to them like a Albert Einstein. But their brain is tiny, their education terrible, they have no manners and bad taste and their wifes dress like whores. It is no question where their money comes from! So most of them still insist in paying a junior Suite for 800$ per day in cash. So silly! And all this happens while many in this country are still so poor! I know it is not representative but those are the russians you get if a room costs 450$ a night minimum. French have a very good knowledge of what they can expect and especially about Restauration. Dont tell them bullshit if you dont know what you are talking about. But they still got this colonial weakness that they dont understand that people smile at them for money and not admiration. Germans are so and so! The 脗 good thing is that they change 100% once they are on holiday. So you can actually meet decent ones. But at home they all are terrible pessimists 脗 The scandinavians are nice people with a good taste and sensitivity on how to behave and where to stay away from. They dress well and have the capability to find the best spots of the island in just a few days ( without ruining it). Only one little disadvantage. ALCOHOL, if they drink they get the worst of all! Uncontrollable and agressive. Americans are generally funny and happy people. They rarely criticise and are willing to listen if there are any complications. But This Money-complex sucks. If they are furious they try to threaten you with money, if they try to impress you they tell you about their money, if want to be entertained they think they need money... always money. Can be somewhat hurtful if you feel the other person thinks you are nice just because of money. There was a convention once in the resort in Asia where I worked. They needed brochures cause theirs had important errors. So I spend an afternoon to develope a brochure with MS-publisher for them. I told them that it was fun to do it and fun to help them and if they like it. They liked it and so I organised a printing shop a.s.o. And in the end the guy took the brochures out of my hand and handed me over some money without looking at me or thanking me! I was damn furious about that but I think I said something like: "no thanks sir, a helping hand doesnt cost anything outside US". He wasnt anoyed or something like that about my rude comment, in contrast, he was ashame and apologised for it. That was nice. 脗 The italians usually have the most beautiful wifes in the range 30+. thats all I can say! The greek constantly want to tell you stories! The english, well they are decent people in the 5star category.
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    Counter stirke.

    I remember times when we challenged each other by playing "all around the world" basketball and soccer against the garage. I guess those times are over. Nowadays the younger ones decide an alpha-creature by gaming performance. That is pretty whimpy!
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    Happy b-day ussoldier11b!

    Yeah, but you are paralysed! That is not a challenge!
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    Your tourists are a shame for your country

    Dont forget the german haute coture! But the english are not better