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Albert Schweitzer

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  1. Albert Schweitzer

    Highway of death

    But I am pretty much sure that the information I gave was correct!
  2. Albert Schweitzer

    Happy birthday denoir!

    Yeah happy birthday and I hope you get to eat a real big Smřrebrřt-cake today!  Oh and of course I got a present for you: Yeah! Good OFPR Cammo-toilet paper
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    Can i do anything about this?

    Kind of late for an action! As long as you dont have a proof of that incidence no! But what you can do is get the shop-owner to sign a document that he refused to offer you a card equivalent to 600 Euro and this because he implemented labour (this is of course pure pure pure bullshit, lass dir niemals wieder so einen Muell erzählen). As if this guy would know anything about his legal rights of what to claim and deduct from the initial price. In Germany you could go to court without having to pay a lawyer or stuff like this and have a good chance. But this easiest way is to let the shop owner sign this document and his arguments and then tell him you will sent it to the Head-office of Asus. Believe me the shop-owner will think twice before signing such a document. And you should openly threaten him! Cause you are absolutely right. Mensch Junge. They have absolutely no right to deduct any charges from the product-price itself since they have clauses that the shop MUST offer certain services (such as guarantee stuff) for free.
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    Freezes solved?

    What is the RISK of changing this? Cause I just changed it from 64 to 256! Seriously, I am risking to blow up my beauty?
  5. Albert Schweitzer

    Highway of death

    Anyway I think the F-16 is a precision plane, that mainly bombs clear targets. But for a seek and slaugther mission the A-10 warthog is prefered. (TANK BUSTER N°1) And since they found so much unranium depleted bullets there I guess the A-10 must have been around! And probably Strike-Eagles F15-E Warthog, its weapons in this mission! A10 Thunderbolt stats (excerpted from the "Warthog Territory" site on the Worldwide Web) Range: 800 miles (695 nautical miles) Armament: One 30 mm GAU-8/A seven-barrel Gatling gun; up to 16,000 pounds (7,200 kilograms) of mixed ordnance on eight under-wing and three under-fuselage pylon stations, including 500 pounds (225 kilograms) of retarded bombs, 2,000 pounds (900 kilograms) of general-purpose bombs, incendiary and Rockeye II cluster bombs, combined effects munitions, Maverick missiles and laser-guided/electro-optically guided bombs; infrared countermeasure flares; electronic countermeasure chaff; jammer pods; 2.75-inch (6.99 centimeters) rockets; illumination flares and AIM-9 Sidewinder missiles. Unit Cost: $8.8 million Crew: One Another proof: [...]"Treat flew A10s in the Gulf War, which makes him like St. Francis around here. It really bugs me the way he makes sense of it all. He flew over the "Highway of Death" on the last day of the war. The Iraqis were fleeing north from Kuwait City, scared shitless, and our guys blasted anything that moved down there. I've seen the pictures; it was a goddamn turkey shoot. But Treat has the whole thing packaged up in a tidy Christian box. He once told me he cried like hell when it was all over, but that he took comfort in the knowledge that it was all somehow part of "God's plan." That's pretty convenient, isn't it? Blame it on God, so you or your country don't have to take responsibility. I'm not saying we should have stayed out of Kuwait, but let's not paste God's Grade-A inspection stamp on it either."[...]
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    Highway of death

    Urghhh, there is a lot of strange propaganda sites to be found on that topic But "[...]Iraqi soldiers fled Kuwait in every possible vehicle they could get their hands on. Allied tank units cut the Iraqis off. U.S. warplanes bombed, strafed and firebombed the stranded columns for hours without resistance[...]" I think they must have used tank-crackers such as the Warthog (A-10 or so). [...]Its chief armament is a 7-barrel, .30 mm Gatling gun that can spew out 3900 rounds per minute with fiendish accuracy. During the Gulf War in southern Iraq, the Warthog helped to create the Highway of Death by killing thousands in trucks, tanks, and personnel carriers. [...]
  7. Albert Schweitzer

    Highway of death

    merguez and couscous, that is indeed a perfect meal! Merguez on baguette, well I got always red fingers after that and then red stains on my shirt. No thanks! But I think we are starting to ruin this thread!
  8. Albert Schweitzer

    Highway of death

    Mais c'est exactement la meme choose, sauf que un saucis est cuit dans l'eau ŕ feu moyen et un Bratwurst se prepare au rôtissoire!
  9. Albert Schweitzer

    Highway of death

    Longinius, you lazy son of a Bratwurst! Why the hell dont you look yourself. Anyway we all have only one resource for stuff like that: Google! Otherwise I could give you the password for Proquest (no I wont! but I will have a look if I find something)
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    Neverwinter nights

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (placebo @ Aug. 12 2002,01:03)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Warin you calling him a dumbass is just as bad as Tex calling him a dick. Don't make me come over there again with the big stick <span id='postcolor'> ouch! I didnt want to make things escalate, just intended to cool things down! Once again I seem to fail!
  11. Albert Schweitzer

    Neverwinter nights

    Ah come on placebo, will you please forgive comments like this from members who have proven their good manners during the long period of time they participate here! I, as a mistake, posted black and white images of a sniped american soldier and was forgiven (thanks for that once again). I am sure he meant it rather as a yoke. Maybe he just forgot to post a: sign to symbolise it. Dont be so strict with us children!
  12. Albert Schweitzer

    Spectator attacks referee @ tri nations in sa

    Stuff like that i dont find in my newspaper
  13. Albert Schweitzer

    Oh oooow

    Dreams are a filtration process. It is the transition of short-term memory into the long-term-memory, and what is not relevant is thrown out. I guess this is the cause for this odd mixture of phantasies and real experiences.
  14. Albert Schweitzer

    America culture is growing..

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ Aug. 10 2002,06:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Aug. 09 2002,21:44)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (habdoel @ Aug. 09 2002,19:43)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i am allergic to rubber condoms, can i blame durex for making them?<span id='postcolor'> No, but your girlfriend can sue you if she gets pregnant! Â <span id='postcolor'> that's nothing...worse is when you have to marry her.... <span id='postcolor'> Do you know this song of Ray Charles where he tells the story of trying to get divorced? It is the best song ever since he interacted with the audience. He sings something about how much he would have to pay to get rid of her and then: Some judge who thinks is funny tries to get my money.. "Now judge suppose I fail.." "Well then Ray, son, go to jail. You better keep her, I think it is cheaper.." "You know what I have been doing dont you" (he asks the audience and they burst out laughing) A realy good good dusty old Blues song!
  15. Albert Schweitzer

    Oh oooow

    I can make myself see 3D of funky images (no not by eating mushrooms). If it is absloutely dark around (must be). Then stare into the dark with open eyes and imagine your eyes would focus something far far away (thinking you wouldnt be in a room). I realy see freaky images if I do that!
  16. Albert Schweitzer

    Neverwinter nights

    Why the hell did they do all those unnecessary changes to Baldurs Gate? Another uselless change is that before you could get more points for killing if you increased the level of difficulty or worked on quests alone without a team. But that aint nomore!
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    Hiroshima: 57 years

    I guess so too. Especially since the army is a good harbour for those with a low grade of education. However the army also represents adventure, masculinity, a safe employement, kid's games with arms and guns, eduational sponsorship, self-pride! Not that I have to agree with those but I guess that an authentic reflection of the army, no?
  18. Albert Schweitzer

    Football season

    What is the cost for a ticket of a top Superball match in comparison to a top Baskettball match? What is the rank of the three sports anyway? N°1 American Football N°2 Baskettball N°3 baseball N°4 Ice-Hockey could that be?
  19. Albert Schweitzer

    Freaky moments

    That is an old phenomenon. And it always happens shortly before you wake up. But you never realy dream hitting the floor though. Maybe it is some kind of body-own mechanism. Dont you also say in english: "falling out of your dreams"? Â
  20. Albert Schweitzer

    Neverwinter nights

    I know what you mean, BG was much more fun since you could do so much stuff (create a chicken army) and there was so much more fun-bullshit missions in the first one! And everyone hated each other in the team and was constantly complaining! One day my evil magician freaked out and tried to kill us all (well he did kill 3 of my best ones). Now you can respawn in the temple, rest for 10 seconds and be fit again, so much bollocks! I tried to give those deers beer but they dont take it!
  21. Albert Schweitzer

    Neverwinter nights

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Renagade @ Aug. 10 2002,20:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Why are all those kind of rpgs set in medieval europe with orcs andd pixies and big guys with beards???Another thing about rpgs is the way that ur little character never gets drunk when u go into bars.<span id='postcolor'> Oh yes he does, and you even get dizzy, fall from the bench and make drinking-fights. And everything you say when you are drunk is like rethorical diarreah! This game has it!
  22. Albert Schweitzer

    Neverwinter nights

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Bosun @ Aug. 10 2002,19:10)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">What is the mission editor like?... <span id='postcolor'> Well actually pretty easy and good to use. I bet we will soon get a lot of addons for the editor, that would be fun!
  23. Albert Schweitzer

    Neverwinter nights

    This is my man! Â Â Nice beard no? Â Â I just bought a nice helmet but I thought I show you his ugly face! There is one incredible shield which is called the magician-killer, it reflects magic back to the magician. But it is damn expensive and I would need to look into 3.4 billion boxes to find so many coins! Â Warin edit: 103K Close, but no cigar. Â Please try harder? Albert Reedit: hah, that should be enough of a Kibi-byte margin away from 100! Â Warin Redux: Why yes, yes it is. Thank you
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    Battlefield 1942

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Jamesia @ Aug. 08 2002,13:45)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Spetsnaz [PELOPES] @ Aug. 08 2002,01:19)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I have here the desert map (don't remenber the name) with Englishs VS Germans, Â and the Wake Island (this rules.. is amazing.. you can even go swimming and invade the Japs ships.. one Aircarrier and a Destroyer I think!!! with Americans VS Japaneses.. Wake Island is bealtifull..... Â .. ah.. I all most forgotten.. in Wake Island you can fly planes... americans and japs planes... it's nice,,<span id='postcolor'> lol, hes lieing. You can tell because he talks about it too much.<span id='postcolor'> only people from the computer-press got the multiplayer demo (only one map). Monday we will all be able to download it!
  25. Albert Schweitzer

    Cuba

    Did you know that I have seen a factory in Germany that produces frozen pizza and exports it to Italy This is like selling Ice to Eskimos or a solarium to Solana, or skirts to Scotts, or oil to a sheik!
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