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Albert Schweitzer

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  1. Albert Schweitzer

    The cross atlantic ratio

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (cam0flage @ Aug. 25 2002,12:56)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Helsinki, Finland // cam0flage<span id='postcolor'> Now entire Europe is here! (except....maybe...was there ever a guy from Portugal here?)
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    Roflmao!

    What it does or not does I dont know. But all I know is that people who smoke too much become terribly passive (and somehow less smart). From my university I can tell that most of them failed one or two semestres and I wouldnt say because only stupid people smoke pot (spell?). I didnt notice something simillar from hardcore-alcoholics. When discussing the issue I wouldnt always take the american approach that only weighs up the "health" issue but also what a drug does to your personality. I am pretty much sure I am correct that when I say that most who smoke to much are loosing their self-initivative, the discipline to work on their life, they tend to become indifferent about their goals, results and dreams. To me that is far more dangeruous than ruining my liver. Prost!
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    9--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Major Fubar @ Aug. 25 2002,109)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The Subaru and Jaguar come pretty close... Is it OK to edit the config.cpp files to get faster stunt versions of these cars?  <span id='postcolor'> I claim to have experience in stunt-cars. The best version (fastest and best suspension) is the Ford Explorer sport. I guarantee you that  and no, simply editing a given car so it drives faster would be gay!
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    Alright, I sue you! Â (I will be back online in a few hours, rented a movie called "13 days". Untill then I want you all to post impressive stunt-screenshots )
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    Just over 2k registered members

    I am an idiot! Thanks god my parent have bought me this machine and locked me in the cellar. Around 3pm everyday I get my potatopie, sometimes hot sometimes cold. And once every month I get a bowl with cold water and little piece of soap to wash myself. But I am okay, the cellar is pretty spacious and sometimes I can even get a little bit light down here from outside
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    whats a "poof"? YOu gotta chose words that I can find in a dictionary otherwise I gotta skip reading the entire sentence. That is my over-gay spiderman, a contribution to recent Peter Pan movements in this forum! haha, in america you can immediately accuse people of having prejudice, so watch out I am gonna sue you!
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    Just over 2k registered members

    I am kind of surprised how small the community got after a year! There is no excuse! It is the americanisation that demands young people to ever increase speed of consumption. To never rest, to never feel at ease when playing a game for more than a day. FastFood culture is also entering the gaming business. First-person shooters are therefore so popular. No storyline, same controls, same logic, easy to get, easy to throw away!
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    I just got a kick*** new system...

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Benze @ Aug. 24 2002,19:45)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Two questions: 1.) Black light? Like as in UV light? 2.) Does this mysterious black light make your PC run faster? Â <span id='postcolor'> Black light. Kinda looks purple. You know. It's to show off my madly skilled new computer, it looks sweet in the dark...<span id='postcolor'> No it is a UV-solarium. I mean you must have noticed that all computer-freaks are kind of pale. They can compensate this with a little UV-lamp that gives them a tan while doing poetry on bits and bytes!
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    Just over 2k registered members

    But this number is nonesense. i guess it does not include all those people that were banned, nor the ones that have changed their account-name. And finally 85% of them are neither frequent nor loyal posters. I guess some just came to ask FAQ's and relating stuff. You could see that from the amount of people asking questions that everyone should know can be found at AVONS FAQ. And then they simply dissapear! And who thinks that computer-games have anything to do with loyalty, NO WAY!
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    Once again we have lost a stuntman, KIA!
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    Just over 2k registered members

    no, we are just the freaks, neirds and geeks!
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    I need no arena, too small considering the speed of my starwars-bike! A race with 25 of them is realy realy cool cause the AI copes very well with them even considering the high top-speed. Maybe I can invent a new trick for Mr. Stunt-clwon !
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    So why dont you play ofp anymore?

    Pah, those are all junk-games for overconsumers! Loyalty and consistency is what we miss these days. Be happy with what you got and become the best in it! (OFP)
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    IF you got a wodden ramp then you should not only have the bike version but also the big version (both available under empty/objects). However if you have this silly metallic thing then yes you need a different one. Since I think Denoir has to answer this question too often I am gonna put the download link into my signature.
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    Beating around the Bush

    Dont challenge me on that buddy! I am pretty much sure I know how to talk to girls! Actually I send more women away than I approach (no I am not gay, dont even think about it)
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    Church towers.

    I noticed something else. During the first Intro of Resistance you see a building and a clock attached to it. And then a few moments later you hear the bell of some tower. But I noticed that the bell doesnt bell often enough! (or to few) Did you notice that?
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    Online ofp for dummies

    I never played OFP online even though i am a fan from the first hour this game is available.. I am good at online-gaming but I never got into one fo OFP online matches. God knows why!
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    Delta ops campaign

    are the addons required included?
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    Ops, I never played OFP online so I would be screwed
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    I wonder for what purpose this game was made for after I have seen this pictures. Is it really a military game?
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    I like special effects, so Denoir you rock it again and Ralph, HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT ONE?
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    no but Ralph that is really tough you know. The 360 as I said I can only do it 5 out of 75 times. But that proposal of "coming down on ramp" is very smart and I like it. Cause it makes things far more difficult and professional!
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    pssst, noone gotta know that! Dont ruin you stunts
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    Ah, sorry, now I get it! I only have the original version of LST that doesnt move. Maybe I can find a better version of that thing. Anyway, did you ever go to google and typed "OFP addon". There is so much bullshit out there. So many things we can do stunts with. But I stick to my Ford Explorer Sport and my Mini-heli. the two kick ass!
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    Beating around the Bush

    I hope this is not too much going off offtopic but didnt you people notice that in the early weeks of spring and summer girls are easily accessible. I mean to approach them and talk to them. Now in late summer they are all pissed off by silly and superficial men approaching them that they dont want to make any contacts anymore. That is ashame cause I get my spring-bunny feelings always in late summer
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