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Albert Schweitzer

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  1. Albert Schweitzer

    Looks do matter?

    Looks do matter. But you can do a lot with proper clothing. People treat me totally different in Jeans than in a suit. Especially in switzerland you get a lot of trust by the people if they see that you shoes are good Budapester, you suit is not cheap old greasy material and you got a good tie and no silly button-down shirt. Â The same is true for informal dress!
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    This week's shlemazel award goes to.....

    I think you are talking bullshit To me jiddish is like the word afrikans! I know that you also say jiddish music. So what is wrong with that?
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    gecoties wont allow that, try it but I think there is no way around it. I rather go for the last option. If we condemn creative ideas then this thread will die due to lack of innovation. This is not a competition but a fun thing. And since we all love OFP for the endless amount of possibilieties, why reducing by setting rules. Then I also could play scripted MOH.
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    Sound eh?

    Well if you think about it it makes sense. If you switch from outside to inside view the noise becomes extremely loud (normal for sitting inside a tank). If you realy want to keep it that noisy, fine. But fact is that I dont want to it to stay that loud cause it is anoying. If you think a game has to be anyoing to be realsitic then you could also rent an appartment near a tank-barrack and you would have your desired effect.
  5. Dear Moderators, This thread is not made to last but since I want to address all of you I posted it. Why is there no pinned (and locked) thread here in this section that summarises in brief the last tools/programms for Model and map editing and their corespondant download-links. I know that Avon FAQ refers a little to this subject, but I think we would see so many more addons if you would help us (and provide us) with quick-links to all tools necessary to become a model-designer.
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    Sound eh?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (fjia @ Aug. 25 2002,19:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I know of what you speak as I said So you say reasons is you get bored listen same noise all time and no hear no more, but do engines not rev and change noise and pitches and gears and such. What I notices is the lack of noise I flys helichopper and hear rotors then I fires rockets and hears for some ass reason them blow up then I no hear rotors no more sudden me thinks I'm in a ufo or something its really odd. Â Or to be exact I hears them really really quiet so that I cant hear them over a mouse fart and it is dumb and gay if the engines arnt going to noises why dont I throw my speakers out the window,the guns are the only noises thats I hear so when drive tanks and no shooting theres no noise no noise at all to pick hairs theres noise buts it s so quiet its irrelvant. Sigh before I thought it was so I could hear helis over the trucks engines but this is not case as no helis abouts, nothing about. Â Goddamn I want drive a tanks up a hill and get into the experiance if have no sound then why have texture graphix etc its all the little things that add up to make the big experiance if you get what I mean<span id='postcolor'> Okay, if you want a strong sound then go and download the german BW-MOD, get into the editor and load the Leopard. But I warn you, if you got a subwover you better watch it cause that tank might bust it! This thing is realy noisy!
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    YOu are underestimating the time something like this takes. IF you want to have a try download a mapcreator called WRPEDIT. Once you tried out a little bit yourself you will see that something like creating a new map is a tough job. Forget about "a few days work" this is more!
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    Yes, but you see the picture of Mayor Fubar. They are only two and both dont turn their head! BTW: we should make flashplayer animations of our OFP stunts. Did ever anyone publish a movie with the OFP editor? The death If you want to see more the rest of it ask me!
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    Sound eh?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (fjia @ Aug. 25 2002,18:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">1.75<span id='postcolor'> the sound does not go away it gets less loud. The reason for this is called "addaptive Senses". If I pretend hitting your eye you will show a reflex for a the first 10 times but then no longer. Same with sound, your senses will get used to a sound and you will barely hear it anymore! Did you never notice that inside a car?
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    I dont get the picture above. How can you see your own character from the front without making his head turn away? How could Mayor Fubar do the screenshot above without the use of an Intro-camera-trigger. If I use the key to make my soldier look around his head turns too, so I can look at him from all sides, but never see his face.
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    Roflmao!

    no it means democrats+communists. Well I think since Texas rather tends to vote the Rebublicans I guess this not exactly something "posititve". Anyway, of course does a cigarette give you a certain feeling of comfort. It contains Nikotin and therefore like coffee has a certain impact on your brain (blocks the entries of nerves into the brain). But of course since it is not as powerful as a joint you cant compare the two.
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    Aaaargh

    THis is what I play when a moderator closes one of my threads without any reason (as always) to die
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    Aaaargh

    oh, dont you think I cant do worse dancing fat man Do you want me to use this as my avatar? Oh and Avon, your chicken remind me of hamster
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    Just over 2k registered members

    The insurance doesnt cover suicidal attempts!
  15. Albert Schweitzer

    Just over 2k registered members

    it is like with the universe. Red was here before anything was here. He was here before the Forum was here (of course only if you are the original RED that I know from the first days)
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    Roflmao!

    Yeah and that smell is terrible. I hate it in the morning cause wherever you went out the night before you clothes and your hair will smell of cigarettes. The last days of my smoking career were just like you told me. I didnt smoke anymore untill like 10pm and then whenever something cozy or party-like started I enjoyed my cigarettes. Also it does help digesting. In Switzerland we ate very often raclette which is melted cheese and you need to drink wine or smoke afterwards otherwise you wont sleep that night and you belly will blow up!
  17. Albert Schweitzer

    This week's shlemazel award goes to.....

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @ Aug. 25 2002,15:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Aug. 25 2002,16:48)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">What means shlemazel? Funny enough we have a simillar word in German called Schlamasel! Maybe the origin is jiddish! Schlamasel means somehting desaster, tough luck, stupid event, stupid disorder!<span id='postcolor'> You got it! Just look it up at Google. <span id='postcolor'> or look here! Â Schlamassel HAHA actually it is both languages mixed together 1st Schlimm (german): meaning terrible, heavy, shocking 2nd masol (jiddish): star, (and so..) which makes schlimm-masol or Schlamassel or shlemazel
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    Roflmao!

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DarkLight @ Aug. 25 2002,16:27)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Major Fubar @ Aug. 24 2002,17:14)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The point is that you get "something" from alcohol and marijuana (altered awareness/emotional state). All you get from tobacco is dirty shit in your lungs, elevated heartrate and generally decreased health. I mean, it's not even a decent stimilant like caffeine is...(and yes, I used to smoke, so I do know first hand). Oh well, each to their own. But at least when I'm drinking beer I dont get beer down other people's throats, like smokers do.<span id='postcolor'> I agree, i really hate it when i'm eating and some asshole starts smoking his li'lle cigarettes. Great fun for him but my dinner is fucked because of his smelly stuff...<span id='postcolor'> Well, that is a question of manners! I can assure you that my friends ask me if they want to smoke while I am eating. Secondly is this "passive smoking" only a silly idea by stupid american anti-smoking fundamentalists that tried to make all people treat smokers like jews were once treated in Germany. Passive smoking. I cant stop laughing about that one. Even hair-spray is more dangerous than ordinary passive smoking. Living in a city is more dangerous for your lungs. Working in a gas-station is more dangerous. Damn hell...! I was a smoker since I was 14 and this untill the age of 23. I stopped but smokers have a damn good right to stay smokers and not to treated like lousy drug addicts. They accept rules like not smoking near children and not smoking while others eat, but also respect them. Thanks god I lived in countries where people rather listen to your words than judge you by superficial things such as smoking and stuff!
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    This week's shlemazel award goes to.....

    What means shlemazel? Funny enough we have a simillar word in German called Schlamasel! Maybe the origin is jiddish! Schlamasel means somehting desaster, tough luck, stupid event, stupid disorder!
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    New soundpack for ofp and resistance

    That file has a strange name no? Battlesounds1.0[1] What kind of file is that? I tried to change it to zip but nothing to unzip. should I rename it to battlesound.pbo?
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    Looks do matter?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Major Fubar @ Aug. 25 2002,09:10)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I thought you could only become a mod if another mod bites you during a full moon...<span id='postcolor'> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL
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    Just over 2k registered members

    I remember I cam here to look for the upgrade 1.1! But there was a comment that anoyed me in the offtopic forum and so I posted my first message!
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    Roflmao!

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ Aug. 25 2002,14:41)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Major Fubar @ Aug. 25 2002,14:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">WTF does tobacco do for you, apart from stink?<span id='postcolor'> Ah.. tobacco, my great love There is nothing in the world that can beat eating a good meal and then taking a cup of coffee and a cigarette afterwards...<span id='postcolor'> What is the use of sex? What is the use of having a pet? What is the use of playing OFP? What is the use of listening to music? What is the use of chocolate? (dont ask that a swiss) This question sounds like "made in California" => big muscles, big health, no brain, live longer, learned less!
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    Roflmao!

    Did you copy/paste that from the GreenParty programm? I agree though, it might help, but it may also widen the product's customer-base!
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    Well in the game that car drives 180km/h!
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