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Albert Schweitzer

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  1. Albert Schweitzer

    Greetings all, i'm new here!

    and dont call Ronin a turk
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    Second russian helicopter downed by missile

    Where do they get the money from? I mean such an AA launcher isnt realy cheap. On the other hand where else could you get a think like this on the black-market if not in Russia?
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    Mid east

    I dont know if this belongs here, but that reminds me of a story that happened to me yesterday. It was the birthday of a friend of mine who lives in Bonn and I decided to join him for dinner with him and his at a restaurant next to the river rhein. I took my moms car (mine is being checked) and parked it in front of a fat Mercedes with diplomat's license plate. while I was directing my car into the parking space a guy with middle-eastern face and a muslimic dress got out of the parked Mercedes, totally pissed,walked around his car and peed against the wall next to us. I was kind of afraid he would ruin my car but as long he wasnt trying to get out of his parking space no problem... bla bla bla in the end he hit my BMW with full speed backward...a loud bang, I checked but i couldnt see any harm on my car. I was ready to punch his arrogant face against the wall but when I opened the door of his car I saw that he had a girl with him. I told that girl that I will keep her number in case anything is wrong with my car and I told her if she doesnt take the keys away from him I will write a letter to the embassy/police that I saw him drunk-driving. I wonder how a muslimic state thinks of alcohol? She got the threat and drove that car out of the space (without hitting my car). I should blackmail him tomorrow!
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    It's illigal to play games

    Actually it is not so bad. Suddenly you will see 80% more children playing outside again, kicking a soccerball, chasing girls, riding the bike (or making love) Yeah, ban all electronical devices & automobiles and practice free love in the forrest!
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    What do you think?

    I think I developed some kind of poll-love these days. Just guess how many posts this forum gets per day! (Maybe someone knows) And finally, how many posts alltogether since first day?
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    Mid east

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ Aug. 30 2002,10:05)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Im sorry, you must think Im arguing one side or the other. I gave up on that a loooong time ago (check page 20 or thereabouts). This situation is a a problem where the only possible ways to fix it are going to piss somebody off very badly, be it Euros, Pals, Americans or Israelis. I am just trying to decide which pragmatic solution will be the one that is effective.<span id='postcolor'> this is why I decided to stay out of this thread a while ago. I read the posts and only write un-opiniated contribution. Actually I think one of the two sides has to do a big mistake soon so I can rearrange my opinions!
  7. Albert Schweitzer

    What do you think?

    but what you do need the median for? the average and mean are helpful but median?
  8. Albert Schweitzer

    Mid east

    Let me just propose to you a book which is really really interesting concerning islamic fundamentalism (not only). Oriana Fallaci; Anger and Pride (I dont know if this is the correct translation) It is not a silly summary of findings concerning the islam but some kind of diary of this italian reporter (only around 160 pages with big letters  ) and her experiences with the rigidity of the islamic world. IF you look into the book-charts you will see that is a pretty recent publication and quickly rushes to to the top of book-sold!
  9. Albert Schweitzer

    What do you think?

    Cool, that is interesting! You may lock it now (cause the poll gets somehow obsolete). Fun to see those figures!
  10. Albert Schweitzer

    What do you think?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DarkLight @ Aug. 29 2002,23:13)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Aug. 29 2002,00)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">And finally, how many posts alltogether since first day?<span id='postcolor'> *Sigh* </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">OF FORUM has a total of 255733 posts (230866 replies to 24867 Topics)<span id='postcolor'> You can find this on the bottom of the page where you can see all the forums <!--emo&<span id='postcolor'> what? Only around 10 posts per thread. Have there been so many spam&closed threads? Since when is the forum open?
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    What do you think?

    Yeah, but do those figures include the old forum. In case yes then you could find the solution by ... well I guess you know yourself!
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    Meteorite hits a girl..

    Damn hell, why is something like this not happening to me. I mean I am not supersticious or so but still it is a very cool talisman. I know it is gay for men to wear things around your throat (or ear-rings). but maybe you could find a decent style of not making it look gay!
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    that is indeed a funny Idea. I bet you could actually take one of the models that already exist and simply increase the tire-size. Could work!
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    Guess what

    Just wanna know, nothing serious!
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    Guess what

    I absolutely have no clue! I cant tell ya. And also I have no clue what chips we will have! Still P4's?
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    Why can't people in sim's swim?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Paratrooper @ Aug. 28 2002,17:19)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Aug. 28 2002,17:15)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">pah, swiss mountain units would beat the shit out of those Isreaelis. Cause our units have better knifes, better watches, better sunglasses and better chocolate!<span id='postcolor'> Our? You're not Swiss are you Albert?<span id='postcolor'> No I am not, but I parasite nations! But for the fun of the message it was necessary to commit verbal desertion!
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    Why can't people in sim's swim?

    pah, swiss mountain units would beat the shit out of those Isreaelis. Cause our units have better knifes, better watches, better sunglasses and better chocolate! Survival of the fittest? That is only valid for animals though, I wonder why so many people translate poor Darwin always into the human-context. I am not a monkey who can climb to get the best coconut, nor giraffe that has a long throat to reach the highest leaves...
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    Why can't people in sim's swim?

    true true
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    Why can't people in sim's swim?

    I just dont see the use of it. Why the hell do you want to swim? In wouldnt change great things about the game. YOu can crawl into water you can take small or big boats, cross sandbanks why would swimming create a new challenge for you? I think other features are far more important.
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    Why can't people in sim's swim?

    Dont get me wrong, I still got opportunities. Raffles/Singapore wants me. But the thing is that I dont really want to work in the operational field. I am sophisticated enough to work in other areas. I have to start at the bottom, I know that. But I want to work in a resort and there (due to 9/11) they have serious problems. Realy ugly story, and I dont want to bother you with it, but it is kind of tough for me!
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    Why can't people in sim's swim?

    Cause I dont need a wife I need a job. i am good with girls and have no problem to change them like socks but a job would be nice now. Damn I spend over 70'000 US$ for my education and have good grades and perfect internship certificates why dont hotel companies want me?
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    Why can't people in sim's swim?

    I guess you are right! But believe me it is not the best feeling I got right now. Perfect education. perfect internships and still noone wants me. You should be glad you got a good job and I am the looser who only has the OFP-forum
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    Why can't people in sim's swim?

    This is a sad evening for the OFP-forum. Noone is posting! Are you all in cinema? (I watched "about a boy" a few hours ago, great film)
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    Most important event in the 20th century

    To improve the "water" problem! Cause water will be the oil of the 21st century.
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    Why can't people in sim's swim?

    But one problem is there with Israeli girls. If you are german and you meet them in a pub they constantly feel like they have to keep that german boy on the ground. But hey what do I go out for then. They got serious relaxation problems! (no, no generalisation at all Albert, they are all the same you know). And then I feel like my mom is watching me while I get drunk and then the athmosphere is ruined! Why do they do that!
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