Albert Schweitzer

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Ex-RoNiN @ Sep. 02 2002,11:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><span style='font-family:arial'>Albert is beautiful</span> <span style='font-family:Comic Sans MS'>Ralph is ugly</span> <span style='font-family:Times New Roman'>Denoir is tiny</span> <span style='font-family:system'>Tex is fat</span> <span style='font-family:Monotype Corsiva'>Avon is a girl</span> <span style='font-family:Tahoma'>Darky has only 9 fingers</span> <span style='font-family:Symbol'>Albert is smart</span> <span style='font-family:Courier New'>Albert has lots of potential</span> <span style='font-family:Bookman Old Style'>his real name isnt Albert</span><span id='postcolor'> Yeah, works great! My computer even does automatic Content-correction!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Jester983 @ Sep. 05 2002,01:37)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Well ive never heard of it. Whats it about?<span id='postcolor'> I am tired now. But I gotta tell you more about it tomorrow. It was one of the best role-playing games I ever touched!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Balschoiw @ Sep. 05 2002,01:03)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The faboulos world of Gothic would be my home and I´d be a hell of a Wizard there , yes ! And for the weekend trips I ´d go to Everon the and hang my feet into the see at the airport.<span id='postcolor'> I tried to promote that game here about ten times but it seems noone knows it outside germany! (or wherever you are from ) But Gothic 2 is goona be killer!

as long as I dont end up in PacMan I am fine

one may allow the comment: you can fart freely without anyone suspecting you. I would probably start throwing bones and touching girls on other tables! Do the waiters have NV googles? Otherwise you could dissapear into the dark without paying!

gosh, look at his hands. Even the fingers have turned totally white. This guy looks like his blood has been sucked out. It must be some kind of desease no?

how rude! that is not an eel there! As a diver you should take a knife with you cause those animals bite you and dont let go, they keep you underwater till you got no more air to breath. They hide in little caves! (and are huge)

we call it moräne. Does it look like this one? or like this one

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DarkLight @ Sep. 04 2002,15:27)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Sep. 03 2002,15:43)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Cause she said Albert Schweizer would be a liar adn she called me swiss-cheese-smelly-gay-spiderman and then she said I would be just as stupid as Darklight, this moron from Belgium. Both of us together would even capable to top the arrogance of pale Antichrist. No, just kiddin. She didnt say that, but good to know that we can offend her now and she cant hit back   Cheers Avon. No, the true fact is that she forgot to deliver the Donuts to the Mods homes this morning so they got angry and ....  <span id='postcolor'> Hey Albert, i have some interesting contacts and they have just found this shocking pic of you, i dunno what the situation was but your mom says this: "He likes to dress up as spidey, Schweizey is sooo cute in his special outfit." Here is the shocking material, mods don't ban me for this pic, the truth MUST be known! <span id='postcolor'> LOL Avon having the better strategical weapons than me. She did it, she actually posted this strange image! I was fearing she could and she blackmailed me! No that is not me! I am slightly taller and slightly thinner, slightly better dressed, got slightly better cared hair, better teeth, better skin and dont live in tiny appartment! But noone will ever believe me now anyway! Why did she chose this strange dude MAybe I can hit back Did you who avon actually is? BTW: this as my and my recent try to turn the conference in South Africa to the better. But I must admit I failed terribly. Gonna take my trip back to germany today!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Rob @ Sep. 04 2002,16:12)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Sep. 03 2002,16:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (R. Gerschwarzenge @ Sep. 04 2002,15:20)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">http://www.ptialaska.net/~seaotter/html/monster2.jpg<span id='postcolor'> that is not a carp. You tried to cheat. You are banned from this board for 48 hours, posting rights withdrawn and dsqualified from all future: "top this image" threads  <span id='postcolor'> And for your info that is a Carp.  <span id='postcolor'> IN case you take a homegrown Tschernobyl-carp and drive over it with a T72, then yes, maybe you would be right.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (R. Gerschwarzenge @ Sep. 04 2002,15:20)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">http://www.ptialaska.net/~seaotter/html/monster2.jpg<span id='postcolor'> that is not a carp. You tried to cheat. You are banned from this board for 48 hours, posting rights withdrawn and dsqualified from all future: "top this image" threads

Avon posts this one theavonlady OFP Mom 5x Group: Members Posts: 5121 Joined: July 2001 Fish slap! she sais it is a siamese carp (round 80 kg)

okay, you topped me already damn! And no, this dude on the image is not me cause he is basically half a century older than me and wear a wannabe-rich cap from Jaguar!

Oh, and before I forget. In an other forum we always did threads like "find the superlative photo of". Someone started with posting an image and the others had to find a better one. So here comes mine! Find a bigger carp than this one

Thank you for sending me what you drawed this morning Tex, but I know what a fish is! If I would be the guy the guy who took that photo I would marry the fish and throw that girl back into the water instead!

after 193 pages we deserve a little break no? Albert Schweitzer calls: "Mortimer?" The Buttler Mortimer: "yes Sir" Albert: "Mortimer, please get the gentlemen some tea and coffee and some of our fresh bisquits please" The Buttler Mortimer: "Certainly sir, will you please move to the tea-room, it will all be prepared in a few moments" Albert: "Thank you indeed Mortimer"

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ Sep. 04 2002,03:02)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">well i looked for it and i can't find it...so here it is from top of my head....(so not good) first ramp(bottom one) is named ramp1, second one on top willbe ramp2. rampLenght is length of the ramp. rampHeight is height of ramp. values for rampLength and rampHeight must be entered manually. in the code below, i'll assume length is 12, height 6. here it goes. </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Code Sample </td></tr><tr><td id="CODE"> rampHeight=6; rampLength=12; rampdir=getdir ramp1; ramp2 setpos [(getpost ramp1 select 0)+rampLenghth*cos rampdir, (getpost ramp1 select 1)+rampLenghth*sin rampdir, (getpost ramp1 select 2)+rampHeight] <span id='postcolor'> again, this is done from top of my head, without testing....hopefully this helps.<span id='postcolor'> this is basically the most complicated solution I have ever seen! Man, you must be in love with your keyboard, writing an entire letter into your init fields. The simply setpos would be sufficient. Set the last number of the setpos thing to 0 in the init of the first ramp, then to 12 of the second ramp, then to 18 of the third.... that would work perfectly!

Cause she said Albert Schweizer would be a liar adn she called me swiss-cheese-smelly-gay-spiderman and then she said I would be just as stupid as Darklight, this moron from Belgium. Both of us together would even capable to top the arrogance of pale Antichrist. No, just kiddin. She didnt say that, but good to know that we can offend her now and she cant hit back Cheers Avon. No, the true fact is that she forgot to deliver the Donuts to the Mods homes this morning so they got angry and ....

I prefer Lemings. I guess this would be the sort of army I could cope best with.

I read a different strange story today in the newspaper. A guy in italy died in his own grave! He was doing an inspection of the renovations of his family grave and slipped and...

this is the Robocop V22 military version. It will be delivered in the year 2023.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Postduifje @ Sep. 03 2002,18:12)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Who says the summer is over? I just got back from a swim under the bright shining sun. And imagine I'm in Holland! Although I say with much regret this probably was my last summer swim. I do like winters for being able to Ice skate, but the autumn bears no good.<span id='postcolor'> Hehe, nice try! YOu must admit that yesterday and today were one of the few sunny days we had in the last weeks. In Berlin however this is true. They didnt have colder day since months and people are pissed off with the city-heat! They are actually waiting desperately for the autumn to arrive.

? Why do you ask  ? Do I sound so confused? Well you know my brain is full of thoughts all mixed up like a pie. Now in order to post I need to tidy them and construct a clear message . But I often fail miserably. To spare all those "pearls of wisdom" and to keep it short I say it clear. Women in autumn fashion look better than in summer-fashion (because I am not a horny animal but a simple esthete)

I like atumn not only but also because of the fact that atumn helps you to better estimate girls. In the summer all girls look hot and even if they are ugly but have a relatively good bodyshape and a light tan they may appear attractive. But in autumn you can see how girls realy are. Autumn is the time when women show their real dressing-styles. I love to take sunday autumn walks with girls, they look sweet in their jackets, with their red noses and the exaggerated way of using a scarf for wind-protection.

setactime 0.1? never tried it but I will! here are some failed stunts (well one is an edited image, guess which ) stunt 1: land a chopper on a small boat (stunt failed boat drowned) stunt 2: make a cat jump from a tower and land on your moving truck. Dont drive to slow! Mission failed cat hit the front-window (one of my realy old images) Stunt 3: land on the castle-tower. Mission failed, I seemed to have missed the objective by one floor!