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Albert Schweitzer

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  1. Albert Schweitzer

    What do you look like?

    That is a cool picture. The page looks like the first page of the Site of an Artist. A little bit like the works of Joseph Boys (i guess you dont know the guy ). But then you should only keep the black and with images from the left and put them into the middle of the black background. By the way Andy Warhol and him inspired each other. I know you dont care, but if you ever meet a hot girl that loves to meet creative people you could act as if you were the reincarnation of Picasso himself
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    What do you look like?

    Please take into consideration that this was one of denoirs last pictures of his shelf being alive. Man, that thing looks like the tower of Pisa, it could break down every second! And I wouldnt want to clean up the mess! We should open an accoount and collect money so Denoir can get a second shelf.
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    Wierdest website

    the one with the sisters is great!
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    What do you look like?

    Hey warin, the centre of this room is definetly your computer. The curtains in the background are closed 75%. That is a clear indicator for: "the only light in here should come from my PC" Â . My room sucks cause I cant darken it. Sometimes I even put an umbrella on top of my screen to block the sunshine.
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    What do you look like?

    8--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Rob @ Sep. 07 2002,238)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">dude albert!!! You look like a reall respectable father, loyar figure. Not wasting your time here with the little kids  <span id='postcolor'> Hey, I hope you picked the right dude from the pictures. I am not the serious guy, nor the baby, nor the girl that feeds the baby, nor the cook with the iron helmet (silverdome). I am the one doing stupid faces!  They havent even told me yet how to become a father, I mean what to do with a girl to copy/paste your genes. And there are no kids here. Have you been to other forums (sorry for this plural of forum)? There you find kids, but not here!
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    Typing in china/japan

    Also, dont forget that many symbols all stand for the same thing. The chinese are not smarter than us and they too have a very limited amount of characters they use (even if the language itself provides a lot). So I think for writing an average letter a keyboard with Alt, shift and ctrl could provide sufficient letters. The rest is "insert symbol" Â
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    Iraq strike 'would open hell's gates'

    Dont froget that BushyBush worked in Texas in the oil-industry before. So you should not only wonder why he is convinced that global warming doesnt exist (like a Marlboro Manager insisting that smoking doesnt cause cancer) but also why he is so convinced of the necessity of occupying and restructuring (westernising) Iraq. A stable Iraq with western baoundaries would stabilise the oil prices for decades, the costly fluctuations (especially for the US) would be history. Thirdly he wouldnt have to allow oil-companies to explore oil-fields in Alaska in order to make the US independant from oil-price-threats. Voila, and so a few KIAs are the cost for the very american way of life: "dont allow any constraints to consumption, cause that is what keeps the economy runing!"
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    Guess who's coming to dinner?

    6--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Kip Kilaganâ„¢ @ Sep. 07 2002,196)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I would pick Nero, or Calicula.....Compare Hitler with them or any other dictator/criminal, and they would look like Saints...<span id='postcolor'> I guess you mean Caligula? The cesar who announced his horse to become governor of Rome! Â I would chose Charlie Chaplin!
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    What do you look like?

    Okay, I see. Seems to be the day of stupid pictures (I hope you people dont think you look good on those snapshots eh! )Okay, so we all ridicule ourselves a bit today. I got some of my worst pictures here so you can have a laugh and make fun of Bratwurst-germans! But please, before loosing all respect, consider that those are kind of old images and do not reflect how I can look if I behave! have a good laugh!
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    What do you look like?

    Tex, copy paste his link and then substitute the jpeg by jpg and you will see it works!
  11. Albert Schweitzer

    What do you look like?

    damn, you are one of those spoiled people that got THX sound and a webcam. Shame on you!
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    Iraq strike 'would open hell's gates'

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ Sep. 07 2002,01:25)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Invading Bagdad with Paratroopers This is not WW2 - you do not send 40000 paratroopers. What you do for instance is: 1) You bomb the hell out of Bagdad and anything else that might or might not be of any military sigificance. 2) You secure a forward deployment base inside Iraq. 3) You push through Iraq to Bagdad on a slim front with tanks, supplies, etc. 4) Set up a base in Bagdad and then clean out the rest of the country.<span id='postcolor'> Well I guess you are right, the 24hour of Wolfenstein and Soldier of Fortune hasnt really prepared me yet for war. But I keep trying But that with the paratroops isnt my idea. I dont risk stating bullshit like this without a reference. I found it in Der Spiegel. Unfortunately I didnt find it anymore today (as always when you need something) so I couldnt scan it. But there are other references: please read, it is interesting This post is refering to the inside-out strategy proposed by the US, I hope you got a password for the New York Times to read the corresponding article. In case you dont I can post it here. That is all the reference I found so far. It leaves some space for discussion though!
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    Iraq strike 'would open hell's gates'

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (SirLoins @ Sep. 07 2002,00:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote (denoir @ Sep. 06 2002,017) I give the operation a 50/50 chance of being executed. It all now depends what Bush's pet dog Blair does. Reminds me of the new video of George Michael. You should watch it once! It is made like a comic and there you also see how Bush throws a piece of wood and Blair catches it like a dog...but that is not all, the video is really really awesome!<span id='postcolor'> I can't believe you would give a rats ass about someone arrested in California for exposing himself to a police officer in a public bathroom. Â Why would you give any weight to any musician, movie star, athlete, or any other celebrity opinion, simply based on their celebrity status? Their political statements, whether on an MTV interview, or in the lyrics of their music are simply trying to cash in on what they think is popular thought on a particular subject. Â You don't think it's all about the money? Â HA!<span id='postcolor'> Well you can lean back and relax. I only watched the Video and didnt copy the images into the last empty pages of my bible. Â Lets look at a different aspect of the upcoming war. If Bush realy wants to get rid of Saddam then he has to take Bagdad. Bagdad is the terminal from where the authoritative military system is organised. But to take Bagdad the US would need to send paratroops (around 40'000 at least) plus a huge amount of groundtroups that would be ready if those 40'000 would get trapped. Once Bagdad+Saddam+military command would be taken then the head of the hydra would be cut. This authoritative organisation of the iraqi military would fall apart once head of the command would be liquidated. Forget about air-war, forget about tanks in the desert, this war must be fought in a city with ground troops. Now that is a damn hell risky thing, especially since the iraqi civillians will support and help the iraqi troops. Ask the israeli how tough it is to seperate terrorist from civillian inside a city without causing unnecessary deaths (well the Israeli often fail). This war will be old fashioned style and that means heavy losses! (and dont forget about Biological and chemical warfare)
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    Who wins the basketball world championship

    Please vote corresponding to logic not patriotism or sympathy. Unfortunately are the NBA stars out of the race after having lost twice.
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    Iraq strike 'would open hell's gates'

    well he is not really my favourite composer and his music doesnt represent my taste but this video is fun to watch and he even takes the piss out of hinmself and his gayness!
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    Who wins the basketball world championship

    Germany has no chance. Argentina allready kicked the germans once, they will do it again! Jugoslawia is a fair choice. It shows that people here really know what they are talking about! thumbs up!!
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    Iraq strike 'would open hell's gates'

    7--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ Sep. 06 2002,017)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I give the operation a 50/50 chance of being executed. It all now depends what Bush's pet dog Blair does.<span id='postcolor'> Reminds me of the new video of George Michael. You should watch it once! It is made like a comic and there you also see how Bush throws a piece of wood and Blair catches it like a dog...but that is not all, the video is really really awesome! I havent really made up my mind yet. On the one hand this war could bring an end to the sanctions, on the other you risk a lot. This is also the opinion of the kurds living in Iraq
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    I wont, I always need a couple of days to invent a new stunt. In the meanwhile I just look at what other people post as stunts and add a little bit of my bullshit! But besides that, I keep contributing!
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    Iraq strike 'would open hell's gates'

    Milosevics did commit a heavy genocide, whereas, lets state it clear, Saddam simply undertook a revenge for the Kurds having helped the US troops. And yes Milosevic did commit ethnical cleansing of his country (thousands of muslims died) and the UN assumed he would not rest untill all people would be dead. However Iraq right now is a country at "peace" (as odd as this might sound"). So in contrast to the war in Jugoslawia we would now HAVE TO break one of UN-laws: we would attack a country simply because we fear it might one day become  a threat! It would actually be us starting a war. Just imagine how terribly easy it would be after this for any state to justify any war. What could we do if Russia would attack Estland, Letland and Litauen? Russia could say those countries were harbouring weapons of massdestruction and didnt let inspectors into the country. And about the logistics issue. Dont forget that most US-machinery is not just waiting in hangars, readily polished for the next war. No they are used everyday. may it be for fire-fighting, rescue actions, and secure the motherland. A war in Iraq (and consequently much of the logistics being moved there) would allow terrorists to get an easier way into the US and to blow up whatever they would like!
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    Rob, do you take the challenge: my gay spiderman against your two knights?
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    A plea to all eu residents to help nspcc

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ Sep. 06 2002,00:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">oops...thanx for your advice Paratrooper I hsould have said Japan, Korea, and China(both mainland and Taiwan)<span id='postcolor'> I did a long internship in South East Asia and there they treat their children very nicely. Actually I think even more wisely than europeans. Might be the Buddhism!
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    Ww2 major loses

    What this so called SMART FIGURES never include are the after-war deaths and you would be surprised how many there were. Germany & Russia had terrible years of starvation. The tscheck republic and russia both prosecuted communities that had german roots.
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    A plea to all eu residents to help nspcc

    I dont trust it. There are too many rotten people out there that even would make money by proclaiming to help "abused children". If you want to donate money there are safer ways!
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    I'm back!

    Everyday miracles! Mmmmmhh could be worth a thread (just to anoy Avon) reminds me of the day when I was 14, a skater and a show off. I told my friend I would be so cool I could open cars and stuff. He didnt believe me and said: "okay so open that car over there"(how smart this guy was) and so I went up to the next car (a GOLF) and wanted to show as if I try but fail because my tool would have broken. But the naive owner must have left the car open anyway and in front of my friend I magically openend the car. So my friend since then believed I could open cars! That is also a wannabe miracle!
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ Sep. 05 2002,07:57)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Thanks Ralph, I'll give it a try. Tyler<span id='postcolor'> there is still a much easier solution. I think if you search through the first ten pages you will find it. I am working on my dissertation right now so if it didnt work for you till tonight I will certainly find it for you!
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