m21man

Oh, it's possible. Navy SEALS have to stay awake this long during Hell Week (OK, they get 1 hour sleep periods a couple times, but most are physically incapable of sleep by this point in training ).

Of course, I really had to jump through some hoops to beat "First Strike" while keeping most of the resistance tanks intact and ensuring that my men didn't die.

And remember, this was all started by CuteQA! CuteQA started the soap opera idea, so remember that (God, I hope this thread doesn't permanently tarnish my reputation on the BIS forums ).

I don't know about that, vomit's pretty thick already...

Of course, I spent way too much time avoiding casualties (Like a real resistance commander ). I think I did something like 20 retries to beat "Hunting" while sustaining no casualties and shooting down the Mi-17.

Yes, and I never used the SAVEGAME cheat (To all you sneaky little cheaters out there ). What do you want as the proof that I beat the campaign with no casualties, my campaign file?!?

If the download is 2GB, we'll have 56kers hunting down Nagual's location, sneaking into his home in the middle of the night, and manually removing his HD.

Or, maybe Hammer and Berghof's identities were switched by their parents because they (The parents) were being chased by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

A more likely story is that Angelina is really just Angelina Jolie in disguise and Guba is really the second cousin of Billy Bob Thornton. Ugh, this is getting to my head...

I don't know, maybe Hammer and Berghof are somehow related to Malcolm X and he changed their identities when they were infants!

And Angelina turns out to be Richard Gere in drag!

Like cream sauce, mmmmm! How would Berghof and Hammer be related? Maybe they're long-lost cousins?

Also, Dmitri Lukin should be the bastard child of Guba. No questions asked, this would be great (Dmitri, I am your father).

Also, either Troska or Gastovski needs to know the father if Sgt. Berghof. OFP:SOC (Operation Flashpoint: Soap Opera Crisis)

My right middle finger does that reflexive double twitch every time I start to get bored. "Come on, the light should turn green! TWITCH-TWITCH!"

Also, how does this map perform on your computer when you have a battle going?

Is that release date set in stone, or will the map possibly be released earlier than that? Also, will there be a beta version (I'll do camera scripting if you want it )

Then who's Troska's secretary? Gabe's wife?!?

There's still more loose ends that can be connected through utterly crazy means. For instance, how old is Stoyan Yakotich in the Resistance campaign? He seemed pretty young, so maybe he's the twin brother of Armstrong! Also, where does Gabe fit in with all of this?

Oh, I shouldn't have talked about BAS's connections to the OFP mafia. Oops .

Don't try to force BAS to release anything early. The last person who did that woke up naked in the middle of a crowded street, with all of his worldly possessions removed from his home and placed on the black market.

Have you ever been at a really boring event and found yourself reflexively trying to press the time accerate button? I do it all the time .

My strategy for beating "Rage" was to play the same way that I play GTAIII: I ran over lots and lots people!!! There's a BRDM perfect for the task in that little town (I could find the coords for you if you want 'em). I just killed everyone in the town, as well as those damn Urals that keep driving through. I squashed people with my BRDM for 10 minutes or so, but after this it looked like Swiss cheese . Next, I zoomed over to the third base, sniped the AT soldiers with my HK and RPGed the BMP and Shilka, and drove in squashing even more people. I stole the chopper (192 rockets ), and finished the mission with it.

My strategy for beating the "Ammo Low" mission was to hide in the hills to the south of the valley (I could find the coordinates if you want 'em). I got to the top of a really tall hill (With a truck loaded with spare RPGs ), and I set up my men in a line overlooking the road. If you get to a high enough point, enemy tanks won't be able to shoot at you . I then just waited for the convoy to get to the spot beneath me, and then I had everyone kill the drivers of the trucks and then shift fire to soldiers coming out of the trucks. I blew up the BMP and then the T-72, and I drove back to base. Casualties: 0 (Actually, I beat the entire Resistance campaign with no casualties, and I was playing on Veteran level)