Damage Inc 0 Posted February 25, 2002 That's what Babelfish tells me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ran 0 Posted February 25, 2002 if you say that to a french girl , she'll use her anti-agression spray Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dinc 0 Posted February 25, 2002 Cet amorçage devient ennuyeux. Également ce traducteur est un morceau de shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stelled Eagle 2 Posted February 25, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ran @ Feb. 25 2002,20:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">if you say that to a french girl , she'll use her anti-agression spray<span id='postcolor'> not if you have my dashing looks (3 feet tall, bald, beard, sunglasses and very important a diaper :O) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stelled Eagle 2 Posted February 25, 2002 Nobby in france: Bonjour, j'adore tes seins, voulez vous coucher avec moi? ou vous voulez suce ma bitte? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 25, 2002 You're a dirty man. You want girls to suck your bollard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ran 0 Posted February 25, 2002 if you meet a french good looking girl in the street : bonjour mademoiselle , voudriez-vous prendre un verre avec moi ? she answers : 1 oui 2 non you answer : 1 d'accord , allons au café du coin , que voulez-vous boire ? 2 s'il vous plait , juste un petit verre avec un petit *put your nationality here* en manque d'amour *you must do a beautifull smile* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stelled Eagle 2 Posted February 25, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ran @ Feb. 25 2002,20:57)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">if you meet a french good looking girl in the street : bonjour mademoiselle , voudriez-vous prendre un verre avec moi ? she answers : 1 oui 2 non you answer : 1 d'accord , allons au café du coin , que voulez-vous boire ? 2 s'il vous plait , juste un petit verre avec un petit *put your nationality here* en manque d'amour *you must do a beautifull smile*<span id='postcolor'> I think my approach is better  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stelled Eagle 2 Posted February 25, 2002 American chicks are way easier, just say: "hey babe, check my biceps" after that stand on one hand and push-up a few times, then she'll go with you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ran 0 Posted February 25, 2002 i think that the best way to find a beautifull girl in Paris is to go on the bridge near the Musée d'Orsay in a sunny june afternoon you mustn't look like a tourist , a lot of girls in this zone are student (the Jussieux unniversity is at about 500 meters) meet a girl , ask her if she wants to visit some monuments with you , and if she has the time , you can(boat) go and visit the Orsay museum , the Louvre and take a boat to have some good time on the Seine small dictionnary : Bonjour : hi welcome : bienvenue chéri : darling boisson : drink attends-moi : wait me prends une photo : take a photo combien coute l'entrée ? : how much costs the entrance ? note : - some visits are done in english      - many people in this quarter of paris speak english      - if a policeman ask you to show him your identity card , show it      - be carefull with the pickpockets in the boats               have good time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stelled Eagle 2 Posted February 25, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ran @ Feb. 25 2002,21:08)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i think that the best way to find a beautifull girl in Paris is to go on the bridge near the Musée d'Orsay in a sunny june afternoon you mustn't look like a tourist , a lot of girls in this zone are student (the Jussieux unniversity is at about 500 meters) meet a girl , ask her if she wants to visit some monuments with you , and if she has the time , you can(boat) go and visit the Orsay museum , the Louvre and take a boat to have some good time on the Seine small dictionnary : Bonjour : hi welcome : bienvenue chéri : darling boisson : drink attends-moi : wait me prends une photo : take a photo combien coute l'entrée ? : how much costs the entrance ? note : - some visits are done in english      - many people in this quarter of paris speak english      - if a policeman ask you to show him your identity card , show it      - be carefull with the pickpockets in the boats               have good time<span id='postcolor'> errm, yes but if she "falls" for it what can you do after that, i would say: bonjour, chéri, voulez vous coucher avec moi? but i think some other people would like to know how you could keep the conversation going withoiut being smacked in the face cause you're not a lady-killer like myself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ran 0 Posted February 25, 2002 a french girl can't resist to this (especially with an english accent) : Bonjour mademoiselle , voudriez-vous boire un verre avec un simple petit anglais(your nationality) se sentant seul dans la capitale de l'amour ? des que je vous ai vue , j'ai eu l'impression de voir un rÄve avec vos yeux si (color of her eyes) et votre demarche si belle , je n'ai pu résister Å• l'envie de vous accoster (smile) , voudriez vous me faire découvrir les recoins de la ville lumiÄre , je suis sur que vous pouvez Ätre une trÄs bonne guide Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stelled Eagle 2 Posted February 25, 2002 so starting with "suce ma bitte" is a bad idea? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stelled Eagle 2 Posted February 25, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ran @ Feb. 25 2002,21:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">a french girl can't resist to this (especially with an english accent) : Bonjour mademoiselle , blablablabla.... .....une trÄs bonne guide<span id='postcolor'> I will use it when i know what it means Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stelled Eagle 2 Posted February 25, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ran @ Feb. 25 2002,21:34)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">very bad idea<span id='postcolor'> DOH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thehamster 0 Posted February 25, 2002 Bonjour Madame, mon nom est le hamster. Est-ce que je puis vous escorter Å• l'endroit du hamster? (yes I know I made a mistake but hey I really can't think of the correct spelling) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stelled Eagle 2 Posted February 25, 2002 LOL just lift those weight like you do on yer avatar and she'll go with you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thehamster 0 Posted February 25, 2002 Yep worked last time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stelled Eagle 2 Posted February 25, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Thehamster @ Feb. 25 2002,21:58)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Yep worked last time.<span id='postcolor'> and all the times before that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thehamster 0 Posted February 25, 2002 They mainly like my glossy coat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted February 25, 2002 Dans A.d. 2101 La guerre commençait. Capitaine: Ce qui se produisent? Mécanicien: Quelqu'un nous a installés la panne! Opérateur: Nous obtenons le signal Capitaine: Ce qui! Opérateur: L'écran principal s'allument Capitaine: C'Est Vous!! Cats: Comment allez vous des messieurs!! Cats: Toute votre base sont appartiennent ŕ nous! Cats: Vous ętes sur le chemin ŕ la destruction Capitaine: Ce que vous dites!! Cats: Vous n'avez aucune chance de survivre faites votre temps Cats: Ha Ha Ha Ha Capitaine: Enlevez chaque ' zig ' Capitaine: Vous savez ce qui vous faisant Capitaine: Déplacez le ' zig ' Capitaine: Pour la grande justice! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 25, 2002 In A.d. 2101 the war started. Captain: What occur? Mechanic: Somebody installed us the breakdown! Operator: We obtain the Capitaine signal: What! Operator: The principal screen ignite Capitaine: It Is You!! Cats: How are you of the Messrs!! Cats: All your base are belong to us! Cats: You are on the path with the Capitaine destruction: What you say!! Cats: You are not likely any to survive made your Cats time: Ha Ha Ha Ha etc... And finally: For great justice! This is even worse translation than the original text Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 25, 2002 And finally after Multibabel the text look s like this: In A.d. 2101 the begun war. Captain: That thing happens? Mechanic: Somebody installed collapse! Client: We received the light of the captain: Which! Client: With of the general of the visualization to the fire of Capitaine: She is they! Cats: Like him he sigg.! to be! Cats: Its superficial lower whole number is belongs to us! Cats: The captain is of ways he access with the destruction he: Which he! opinion! Cats: They probably do not have that to survive the relative time of the given cats form: Hectar to hectar to hectar of Hectar etc.. And finally: For the great justice! ITS SUPERFICIAL LOWER WHOLE NUMBER IS BELONGS TO US! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted February 25, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Nobby @ Feb. 25 2002,20:44)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Feb. 25 2002,20:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I dont! <span id='postcolor'> well i must learn that to, if i ever meet a "pretty" french girl yes now: "j'adore tes seins?" or how do you get that right <span id='postcolor'> No that is too sensitive. The right way to put it is: "Eh cousine, tu dance, ou je t`explose!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
