Guest Posted February 13, 2002 Ok its a simple idea with a few rules, the aim on this game is to find an the most funniest quote that has been re arranged a little to make it funny. The Rules 1. The quote can only be a maximum of 40 words. 2. U must supply the original quote and its authors name. 3. You are only allowed to delete a maximum of 2 words. 4. You can only edit each word by 50% 5.You can only edit 5 words. 6.You can re arrange a maximum of 5 words EXAMPLE L24A-Opflashpoint Forum Member </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">So there I was, standing in my long-johns with a fully-loaded and cocked minimi in my hands feeling a complete idiot. <span id='postcolor'> </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">So there I was, standing in my long-johns with a fully-loaded cock in my hands feeling a complete idiot. <span id='postcolor'> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie_McSheenie 1 Posted February 13, 2002 damm, after a long time looking for good quotes i have found nothing maybe i need some sleep watch this space tho btw - good idea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie_McSheenie 1 Posted February 13, 2002 From Noones excellent bus assault story </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">So I took my M16 into my hands in front of me (so that it would not jump on my back while running) and I started to run. I put all my strength into that sprint. And then I saw some people about to get into my way. I was too heavily loaded (flak, vest, ammo, backpack etc), so I could not stop or change direction, so only one option remained : I yelled really load “OUT OF THE WAY !!!!â€. People saw a soldier in a full gear with a weapon in his hands running like hell and yelling to clear the way<span id='postcolor'> </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">so i took my large weapon out and started sprinting down the street yelling about what my hands were holding in front of me. people didn't react well to seeing a soldiers fully loaded gear swaying as he sprinted in just his flak jacket, so they put all their strength into running like hell <span id='postcolor'> damm, took ages to think of that one, not bad for a first timer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 13, 2002 There are loads in L24A posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie_McSheenie 1 Posted February 13, 2002 no one else is joining in the fun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 13, 2002 Too hard for me. I don't get it. And I don't know any good quotes. There's 3 sentences for you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
el Gringo Loco 1 Posted February 13, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Monkey Lib Front @ Feb. 13 2002,01:25)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">EXAMPLE L24A-Opflashpoint Forum Member </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">So there I was, standing in my long-johns with a fully-loaded and cocked minimi in my hands feeling a complete idiot. <span id='postcolor'> </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">So there I was, standing in my long-johns with a fully-loaded cock in my hands feeling a complete idiot. <span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'> LOLOLOLOL LMAO But you better start running when I'm standing in my long johns with a fully-loaded cock in my hands Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madmike 0 Posted February 13, 2002 I promise to add some later, in about 2 hours time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted February 13, 2002 This is not funny (can be edited to read "this is funny") Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 13, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ Feb. 13 2002,21:18)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">This is funny<span id='postcolor'> LOL!! LOL!!! LMAO!!! I CRACK ME UP!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 13, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Monkey Lib Front @ Feb. 13 2002,01:56)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">L24A loaded in his posts.<span id='postcolor'> Oh, sorry that wasn't funny at all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thehamster 0 Posted February 13, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">damm, after a long time looking for good quotes i have found nothing maybe i need some sleep watch this space tho btw - good idea<span id='postcolor'> damn, after a long time looking for my dick i have found nothing maybe i need some help watch my space tho btw - good idea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLight 0 Posted February 13, 2002 Freak alarm, freak alarm! lmao j/k Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLight 0 Posted February 13, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Thehamster @ Feb. 13 2002,22:14)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">damm, after a long time looking for good quotes i have found nothing maybe i need some sleep watch this space tho btw - good idea<span id='postcolor'> damn, after a long time looking for my dick i have found nothing maybe i need some help watch my space tho btw - good idea<span id='postcolor'> LMAO, nice one thehamster... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie_McSheenie 1 Posted February 14, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">damm, after a long time looking for good quotes i have found nothing maybe i need some sleep watch this space tho btw - good idea<span id='postcolor'> damn, after a long time looking for my dick i have found nothing maybe i need some help watch my space tho btw - good idea<span id='postcolor'> Yeah, that one was quite funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
