Computer Stupidities

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I just found this site, hope it hasn't been mentioned before.

For example, people has been emailing to supports about fire in their servers, since it's coming smoke out of their end

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Hilarious, I thoroughly laughed my ass of many times

Enjoy

Regards

JW

EDIT: I'd recommend the section "Smoke"

Posting a few quotes

Quote[/b] ]I once got an especially helpful reply to a question I asked on Microsoft's on-line tech support service. I wrote back to thank them for a complete and concise reply and said how much I appreciated it.

The next day I had a response:

We are looking in to the problem and will contact you with a solution as soon as possible.

Quote[/b] ]Customer: "My computer crashed!"

Tech Support: "It crashed?"

Customer: "Yeah, it won't let me play my game."

Tech Support: "All right, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot."

Customer: "No, it didn't crash -- it crashed."

Tech Support: "Huh?"

Customer: "I crashed my game. That's what I said before. Now it doesn't work."

Turned out, the user was playing Lunar Lander and crashed his spaceship.

Tech Support: "Click on 'File,' then 'New Game.'"

Customer: [pause] "Wow! How'd you learn how to do that?"

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Off Topic means non-Flashpoint topics, it doesn't mean useless "humour" topics, topics in OT must be capable of sustaining conversation, this sort of topic generally isn't capable of that.