Aaron Kane 0 Posted June 21, 2002 Thats right everyone, this board needs a president! The president will be a puppet of the moderators of course, but still, it'd be a somewhat respected position! He'd break up spam, spoil fun for others, and alert everyone to the presence of Peter Pan, Fat chicks, or Fat chicks eating Peter Pan peanut butter. Now the president would be a very tough job, and would require you to have dancing abilities far beyone those of the normal man. These abilities would let you boogie your way into topics that are far too repulsive or private for the everyday man. The president wouldn't have moderating priveleges, but would be like a "moderator's secret spy" He'd sneak into topics going "Hi ho... hey fellas, whats going on?" Then the second a fat chick shows up, BAM!!! The mods move in and slam that topic into the ground! And I mean fast, like a fast car, or even a pony! Or a horse if you dare! And the best part is... nobody knows who snitched... except for the president and the mods... and the horse. In this sense, the president would be more like a "stoolie" He would be called the president though, since that name is much more befitting for a man of snitching skills that have been seen only in ancient scripture. Thank you for your time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 21, 2002 Never mind. Reopening. Changed my mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted June 21, 2002 Hi ho... hey fellas, whats going on? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IsthatyouJohnWayne 0 Posted June 21, 2002 Well now that Denoir has so kindly (weirdly?) reopened the thread, i suggest that instead of a boring old president, we have a hereditary monarchy and an elected Prime minister. Â To decide on the monarch we must have a big bloody battle with lots of betrayals and intrigue and unexpected turns and then when its over we elect a Prime Minister who does all the actual work. The role of the monarch would be to wave, hand out medals to their friends, open new forums, be the subject of countless jokes and waver between being mildly pleased/ mildly displeased at all times. The role of the Prime minister would be to lie, promise things they cant deliver, smile annoyingly, try at all times to secretly increase their power and smile annoyingly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Espectro (DayZ) 0 Posted June 21, 2002 Sure... ill be president... I have many talents... Drinking beer, m000, and dance (after the beers). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 21, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Sure... ill be president... I have many talents... Drinking beer, m000, and dance (after the beers). <span id='postcolor'> I have never seen a drunk cow dance. Now, therefore, in exercise of the powers vested in me I declare Espectro the new President. From now on also, the title "President" will be replaced with "Evil m00-c0w". Espectros new duties will consist of 1) Drunken dancing 2) Getting milked on occasion 3) m0000hing when appropriate ..eh, and that's it. Closing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
