Queen elizabeth celebrates football match

[Guest]

Well, not really, but this is my interpretation: The queen was so happy because England got away with 1-1 against Sweden that she threw a big party that got out of hand and started a fire at Buckingham palace

BBC Article

[Vepr 0]

There are no Swedish war heroes

[Sheriff 0]

They were testing fireworks.

But seriously the queen mother is stoned, literally!.

Conspiracy i tell you. Harry Pothead, Buckingham Palace on fire. What's next? A fishtank.

[Ex-RoNiN 0]

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The Queen Mother is dead :|

[Sheriff 0]

Oh really? No shite sherlock.

You missed the punch line.

[Sheriff 0]

What do you expect at 6am?.

[Warin 0]

Heh. I guess I shouldnt try to be clever like Denoir in my thread titles... I already posted this one

Sheriff, got the joke, sort of in poor taste. But what the hell...so is the Royal Family Cept Liz, she always seems to stay about the scandalous shite that seems to plague the lot of them.

Guy goes to heaven...he sees Princess Diana and comments to St Peter that it doesnt seem fair that she has such a big halo. St Peter says... That's not a halo, it's he steering wheel.

[Sadico 1]

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LOL!! Good one!