Guest Posted May 25, 2002 Swimming Pools Bring Drowning Risks .. and tomorrow in our series of investigative reporting: "Shocking News: Jumping from tall buildings may be hazardous to your health!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warin 0 Posted May 25, 2002 NEWSFLASH! Scientists at the UBC hospital in Vancouver, British Columbia have made a startling discovery. It is now thought that practical human sexuality can lead to a dire condition in women called 'pregnancy'. Symptoms persist for 8-9 months and often involve serious swelling. More at 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wobble 1 Posted May 25, 2002 Swimming Pools Bring Drowning Risks Lack of sense brings idiocy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shunt 0 Posted May 25, 2002 Man, I didn't know any of this! Â I'll put a note on my fridge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SKULLS_Viper 0 Posted May 25, 2002 hehe, i nearly drowned in the kids play area, which was nearly 1ft deep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SKULLS_Viper 0 Posted May 25, 2002 shocking News2:strapping bombs to your body may be hazardous to your health. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wobble 1 Posted May 25, 2002 LOL, perhaps they will treat the pool situation like they do the gun situation, every time a kid drowns, sue the water company and have a ralley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shunt 0 Posted May 25, 2002 To avoid beeing sued they should put a warninglabel on water containers that it's a hazard to breathe water exclusively for a long amount of time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
