Dear Hacker,
I really hope you see this. Because you obviously need someone to tell you that you need to get a life. How does it feel to have literally EVERYONE playing a game hate you? Must be pretty depressing. Quit wasting your life on pathetic deeds like hacking an alpha. Way to go bud, you've achieved absolutely NOTHING of value in life. And you will probably never amount to anything. See, I don't need to play this game to be happy- I have friends, an awesome job, and self-esteem. I'm guessing you don't know what any of those three items are though. Maybe you could use your superior computer knowledge to use the internet and look them up. Now go on, get outta here slugger, because right now, you are nothing. You are meaningless. So go make a name for yourself doing something that will actually make people want to look at you instead of creating boiling hatred in their hearts.
Sincerely,
The Hippest Kid on this side of the forums
P.S. B***ing and Moaning won't get you anywhere in life. There you go, that's the first tip in my Success Guide (you lucky son of a gun!). PM me if you want to buy my book, "How To Not Be a Pitiful Loser"! I think Oprah might be adding it to her Book Club