ArmAriffic

Can't wait for "Massacra" and the "Big Project"

Thanks mate, thats what I needed

We could have bought it as a community present for BI :P

You May Be a Taliban, If ... You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You have more wives than teeth. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.' You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.' You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat. ---------- Post added at 06:00 AM ---------- Previous post was at 05:57 AM ---------- Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now... No Jesus, No Christmas, No television, No cheerleaders, No Nude Women, No car races, No football, No soccer, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No chocolate chip cookies, No lobster, No nachos, No Beer nuts, No Beer !!!!!!!! Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. On your knees facing east most of the day. More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, and is uglier than your goat. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really, is there a mystery here? ---------- Post added at 06:14 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:00 AM ---------- Military rules, by Service Marine Corps Rules: 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough. 3. Have a plan. 4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work. 5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet *** even your friends… 6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a "4." 7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. 8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.) 9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible. 10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours. 11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. 12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived. 13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot. Navy SEAL's Rules: 1. Look very cool in sunglasses. 2. Kill every living thing within view. 3. Adjust speedo. 4. Check hair in mirror. US Army Rangers Rules: 1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving. 2. Locate individuals requiring killing. 3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing. 4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted. 5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving. US Army Rules: 1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order. 2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee. 3. Curse bitterly. 4. Curse bitterly. 5. Do not listen to 2nd LT's; it can get you killed. 6. Curse bitterly. US Air Force Rules: 1. Have a cocktail. 2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner. 3. See what's on HBO. 4. Ask "what is a gunfight?" 5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" Power Point presentation. 6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives. 7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets. 8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally. 9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time. 10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption. US Navy Rules: 1. Go to Sea. 2. Drink Coffee. 3. Deploy Marines ---------- Post added at 06:38 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:14 AM ---------- http://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_jokes_20053100.asp

I have another thread that I was asking for help with the camera.sqs thing, anyway more to the point for some reason some commands (inc camera) only work on my original profile (the default profile), what is up with that and I can't do a re-install right now to see if that will fix it cos' my DVD drive is screwed so is it possible I have too many missions or is there something else that is making my game screw up?

I have set the controls EXACTLY the same, camera just won't show, mods or not and i'm 100% sure that I have this exec "camera.sqs" right.

Fallout NV Mass Effect 2 and they are the only non-BI games I play, I have a "addiction to games" that can only be filled by the best

[78017] Improved: Convoys now passing crossroads a bit faster. [78002] Improved: Road obstacle avoidance improved. [77855] Fixed: AI unable to traverse some roads when in combat. About time

1. You could try the "addWeapon" command 2. Dunno but i'm not a scripting master so...

You have to re-do the mission/campaign because they were updated. If you really dont wan't to do the campaign missions again then go to the campaign and press [left SHIFT] + [NUMPAD -] and type campaign (you will not be able to see righting) and that will unlock all missions from the campaign

Awesome, i hate paying for downloadable's it just feels like i dont own the thing

http://forums.bistudio.com/showthread.php?t=101124 http://forums.bistudio.com/showthread.php?t=73947 Try them

have you try'd using a mod launcher or making a new shortcut with the same params

If you mean 3d sounds get a 3d headset, i use my phone earphones and they work good for arma, sexy 3d

drive on them

I use my right for mousing but left for EVERYTHING else (you know what i mean)

Im 15, but i'm the only person I personally know that plays arma

i get it too, even with the latest patch and drivers; takes about 30 seconds to fix itself

Its in the difficulty, go to Options, Game options, difficulty, then click on on and select "edit", than scroll down to 3rd person view and make it not available, then create a server with the difficulty that you selected and your good

ArmA, its so dangerous for your social life but so awesome and addictive ---------- Post added at 07:31 AM ---------- Previous post was at 07:27 AM ---------- I got a crotch injury :)

Customs

no one here likes ofp2 or 3

I would like to see the story of the Aussie guy from PMC, it is mentioned in the PMC campaign so i think that would be a cool "prequel"

Lol!!!!

Nice, going to go well with Duala!