TOY SOLDIER

Just when I thought that people couldn't be any dumber...

What I really want to know is where the Soviets are hiding that wonderful time machine that that used to get the bizons with.

I want: Artillery ability to shoot from vehicles (ooh! Drive-by shootings! ) Ability to use snorkels on tanks working SCUD launcher Animals, come on, how about some hungry bears in the woods, or rabbid pitbulls. standard ammo better sounds, the pistols in Resistance sound like a toy. I want louder explosions. and I'm sure someone already mentioned trains, if trains are too hard to make, then at least trams. and most of all I want a storyline without the cliche of Russians being Satan. How about this; In a small nation run by an opressive dictator, you (the main character) get fed up with it and raise a militia. I also like the idea of a dynamic camaign, you can loose a battle but still win a war.And you could do this any way you want, like you can even kidnap the dictator's wife or daughter (or both). That might be a little diffucult so I might just have to keep dreaming.

I want: Artillery ability to shoot from vehicles (ooh! Drive-by shootings! ) Ability to use snorkels on tanks working SCUD launcher Animals, come on, how about some hungry bears in the woods, or rabbid pitbulls. standard ammo better sounds, the pistols in Resistance sound like a toy. I want louder explosions. and I'm sure someone already mentioned trains, if trains are too hard to make, then at least trams. and most of all I want a storyline without the cliche of Russians being Satan. How about this; In a small nation run by an opressive dictator, you (the main character) get fed up with it and raise a militia. I also like the idea of a dynamic camaign, you can loose a battle but still win a war.And you could do this any way you want, like you can even kidnap the dictator's wife or daughter (or both). That might be a little diffucult so I might just have to keep dreaming.

My mom came home, she had the keys. I was in 8th grade whean that happened. Oh well, at least that gave me plenty of time to finish a book I had to read.

I've locked myself out of the house two days in a row

Nope, he bleeds to death. Next time you play that mission, just run to the shed and get his gun.