The Toolman

Oh my god, Hilandor, closed the Asshair topic, Goddamn, we were finally going somewhere with the Penis 747 conversation!! And then you close it! WHY!!!

PleasE!!!! Just put it in here, if you have a site which you can Download any home-made stuff from,

I was banned Yesterday, As Toolman, and Being banned is shit, And my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it, q

Hellooo!!! This is an Protest thread against the closing of the Asshair Topic, The Toolman.

I want you to change my Group-Members to Group - Angry man, cause I am Toolman, and yesterday I got blocked without any reason,

The Toolman, is from the famous and popular blockbuster movie, '" Mr.President, They Hijacked the Penis 747" named after the first Hijacker, Mr.Toolman,

Ik dacht al dat het gevoelig lag om te zeggen dat je uit Holland kwam, Voor jullie is Holland een buurland, maar ja, Helaas, Anywayz has anyone seen my new topic Penis 747?

Who do you think you are? Mr.Whocares or something? I ASK LINKS NOT TROUBLE!!

The time has come, The time I always feared, The time that we needed to stand up for ourselves, I call on every man with Hairy-Butt's to defend our rights, to freely speak proudly over our Hairy-Butts!! COME ON !! LETS DO THIS THING!!

Een "Pimple" Wat is dat eigenlijk? ( 'k zag de friese vlag, en ik dacht die komt uit Holland,) Hilandor, why don't you let the Hairy-Butt guys talk about their shit ( heh heh,) and leave the others be? OPEN THE TOPIC AGAIN, I WANT IT ALL!!

Maybe Hilandor is one of these guys, who doesnt got Ass-hair, and that he got jealous of the one's who has,

And sometimes The Penis 747 fly into caves, , And luckily the passengers always escape, In the form of Liquid white fluid,

I am angry! Cause my Penis 747, Cause my Penis was Hijacked and were flewn into an Building,(Get IT?)

Ah, A landingstrip wil come in handy,yes, especially when my Penis 747 must land on one,

Nowadays they use Ass-hairs to make scars, and no wound is even needed,

Some of em do already look like that,

Was that a picture? Didnt see it, but I doubt it was an nice picture,

Damn,Guys, we got to keep this topic alive! For the sake of the unknowing guys who are about to shave their Ass-Hair!!

Imagine how girls must feel, they always have shaved asses, or is it that they just don't grow asshair?

My Brother told me Weeman from Jackass, starved at the set after one another stupid stunt, Is this true?

As an soon-to be police officer (and with my father already in the police in Holland,) I can say that this is NOT criminal behaviour,( At least to the police that is,) So he can't be arrested, or be fined,

Goddamnit, you're killing me, this topic is great fun, but WKK Gimbal ( By the way liked your gimbal tossers mod) how the hell can you see your ass-hair when its wet? Are you holding a mirror behind your ass or something?

Right, he got waxed al over his body, Shame he didn't wax his ass-hair, but that would be too much of an hair-assement,

I am being Hairassed ( GET IT?) by my hair on my ass,

there's an fart stuck between my cheeks because I shaved my fucking ass!