Tovarish

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tovarish @ Mar. 17 2002,03:32)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">LOL I love Babelfish I remember sitting in a Cisco networking class in High school and translating the online course material to a few languages and back to english and having a good laugh. Ever seen Technobabble on crack? Â <span id='postcolor'> Same Post, only translated from english to spanish to english to french to german and back to english Babelfish de LOL i may the memory at the seat at me in a class of the creation of a network Cisco in the high secondary school still translate and around the material in accordance with the course at some languages and at the English and have a good laughter. Technobabble, which was always seen in the column? Technobabble into the Crack? ....nuff said

LOL I love Babelfish I remember sitting in a Cisco networking class in High school and translating the online course material to a few languages and back to english and having a good laugh. Ever seen Technobabble on crack?

Why not?, Ive only ever seen one at a time, and they were all silent, but I know they can cause sonic booms, depends how far into the atmosphere they make it. BTW on the topic of sonic booms, when I was a kid in Cuba and there were MiG-21's flying around, they were nearly always supersonic. You'd see them dart silently across the sky and half a minute later or so you'd hear the sound of a jet approaching...it'd get loud as hell and then die out after the MiG was long gone, I find it kind of weird now that I think about it since I know in most countries jets are limited to subsonic speeds over land, but then again I never heard the actual "boom" of one crossing the sound barrier, which in an island like Cuba makes sense, since the sea is never far. Then again I've never seen a house in Cuba with glass windows save for hotels.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Wobble @ Mar. 17 2002,01:09)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">this is wierd, one time out at the ranch me and a few other guys were taking a break from spotlighting and just sitting there in the dark.. having a beer.. then in the northern part of the sky there was a flash then 3 seconds later one directly overhead.. then 3 more seconds later one in the southern sky.. about 10 seconds later we hear.. boooom.KABOOM!!!.... Â booom as the sound from the 3 different explosions? reached us.. Â never figured out what it was.<span id='postcolor'> Possible that it was a meteorite shower

Before his "campaign" he was, and my point is if he could have bought a nuke to use instead of a few jetliners, he would have

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Mister Frag @ Mar. 16 2002,05:08)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Next thing you know, someone will want it to be MP-capable and have join-in-progress... Â <span id='postcolor'> Lol or they'll threaten to boycott mp games unless the pong editing tools are released

lol sadly enough that's a god idea for those long mp waits

Another story from my first days playing OFP. I was playingthe "Flashpoint" mission (Y'know the one where you tell Kozlowski to check your pants in the chopper). Anyways the town was pretty much clear of russians by now and we were moving in...Being a complete noob I'm taking much care to stick right behind the squad leader, and he walks up right beside this soldier with his back to us near the fountain in town. My roomate, who was watching me play says "Hey isn't that a Russian?" pointing to the soldier with his back to us. I reply "Nah can't be, my leader's standing right beside him!" Just as I finish saying this the "mystery soldier" turns around and pumps my leader full of lead at practically point blank range. I hit the deck and start shooting at him wildly and the rest of the squad opens up on him and cuts him down . My roomate and I couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes

Lol don't worry no one's attacking.Probably just a training exercise. When I went to visit family in Miami a few years back I saw a bunch of Hueys in formation a couple of times. When I lived in Cuba I used to see MiG-21's flying around all the time (they only use those as trainers these days as far as I know), and here in Canada you see the odd F-18 once in a while, and the Snowbirds.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Snake1999 @ Mar. 16 2002,02:32)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!<span id='postcolor'> LMFAO I just listened to this and I want some of whatever they're smoking

My first day playing Flashpoint: I had made it to the mission where you're on patrol in the Jeep "Shhh...did you see that? I thought I saw something moving in those trees". Anyways we were combing the forest and I saw someone running towards me, I was still too much of a noob to tell friend from enemy by the uniforms but I recognized the AK in his hands easily, so I fired a burst at him, heard a scream of pain and saw him fall to the floor covered in blood. This being my first encounter with the enemy I walked towards him to inspect my kill, and when I was about 30 meters away I realized that he was still holding the AK, and pointing it towards me. I had enough time to think "Oh Shit!" and the next thing to pass through my brain was his bullet .

I'm convinced that if he could try anything with nukes he would have. Does he really strike you as someone who gives two shits about what happens to Afghanistan? The only purpose behind his life and that of his followers is to kill the "Crusaders and Jews". No matter what the consequences to them. Remember, they believe that by diying for their cause they get a guaranteed ticket to paradise. The Sept 11 attacks were obviously a very well organized, financed and carried out attack, but it's pretty obvious that that was the limit of his capabilities. If he could have killed a few million Americans instead of a few thousand I can't see him holding back. I guess that shows Russian nukes can't be bought as easily as some people here would like to believe, or else a billionaire like him would surely have come accross some.

The Hampster Dance *edit* me spell can't

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Mar. 15 2002,16:45)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ugh how ugly Still it can be a good game.<span id='postcolor'> Games that strive to simulate an entire battlefield take a lot of resources, so it has to be a trade-off. Eye-candy vs. Gameplay. OFP's graphics aren't the best either, but I've never been addicted to another game like I am to this one, so personally I'll take gameplay over eye-candy any time. If I want eye-candy, I'll just head down to the campus pub and check out the girls

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ Mar. 15 2002,04:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Cool, what song?<span id='postcolor'> P.L.U.C.K (Politically Lying, Unholy, Cowardly Killers)

Yep, one of the weirdest and most suspicious cases of "friendly fire" or "accidental attack" I've ever come across....here's a crewmember's account of the attack. Just goes to show how f*%ed war is....and why did Israel feel the need to shoot up the liferafts, even if they were enemies? *edit* to get to the account of the attack itself, click on the "continued on chapter 6" link on the bottom of the page

System of a Down

And that's exactly why we need animals in OFP j/k.

Its been brought up lots before: The game engine can't handle supersonic vehicles

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Major Fubar @ Mar. 14 2002,15:00)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">OK, just a lil old poll. (You dont see many in general these days, so i tried to make it a relevant one). If you could only pick one new gun to be included in the next major upgrade, which would it be? (I've tried to give a selection of the most commonly requested guns in previous threads. I also neglected pistols, because there is currently no suitable firing stance. In short, I've only tried to include weapons which would be possible to include in an upgrade with minimum fuss). Note: If you select other, please specify below...<span id='postcolor'> AN-94 with Kobra sight. The Soviets need a wider selection of rifles, with better optics

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Major Fubar @ Mar. 14 2002,15:00)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">OK, just a lil old poll. (You dont see many in general these days, so i tried to make it a relevant one). If you could only pick one new gun to be included in the next major upgrade, which would it be? (I've tried to give a selection of the most commonly requested guns in previous threads. I also neglected pistols, because there is currently no suitable firing stance. In short, I've only tried to include weapons which would be possible to include in an upgrade with minimum fuss). Note: If you select other, please specify below...<span id='postcolor'> AN-94 with Kobra sight. The Soviets need a wider selection of rifles, with better optics

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @ Mar. 14 2002,15:07)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Unlike Americans in Vietnam and Russians in Chechnya, this is our home. We live here.<span id='postcolor'> Chechnya has been a part of Russia since Czarist times and there's a pretty sizable ethnic Russian population

....right....I guess that smoking another joint, having a twinkie and going to bed was getting kind of boring?

....right....I guess that smoking another joint, having a twinkie and going to bed was getting kind of boring?

There were many cases of Hinds and Su-25's making it back to base after being hit by a stinger in Afghanistan. I remember reading about an su-25 that made it back after 2 missile hits