Stelled Eagle

First of all, who are against the mighty and their believes DO NOT read this The moderators are corrupted. By Nobby. A small guy entered the Forums after being gone a long time, he was 3 feet tall wore a diaper and black sunglasses, he was completely bald and had a beard, but as strange his looks were you could clearly see he had power, unexplainable power, power which only five persons ever had, those persons were: Ruskie RedStorm Black Op Stealt Eagle Nobby the last one, who was a casualty in the great spam wars No one ever found the body of Nobby, so could this be? Had the long lost youngest brother of the mighty returned? Yes, it WAS him, the little man sat down to tell his story Past: September 2001 Location: Cereal thread, Old Operation Flashpoint forums Time: Great spam wars, the End The sky was black with now and then some red flashes of the great RedStorm powering up for one of his mighty attacks. Ruskie, the great leader, lead the armies towards their freedom, freedom of speech freedom for spam. Nobby the military mind was busy making an improved version of his feared diaper tanks. Black Op was heavily wounded somewhere in another thread and Stealt Eagle was fighting the notorious TheHamster (who later also became one of the mighty) As RedStorm was standing ground throwing tremendous energy balls at the enemy army, who greatly outnumbered the mighty, and Ruskie was leading the armies of Uber Soldats towards the enemies a great mutant being appeared… a being so evil, so mean… it couldn’t be called by his true name, so it was called “WisdoMâ€. RedStorm already weary of battle tried to fight this evil being, he was doing well, but when WisdoM was at the edge of defeat he made a awful sounding scream and some higher forces came down to the Off-Topics. These beings were called the OFP moderators, they were very nice guys, but somehow WisdoM seemed to have hypnotised them. Even RedStorm was no match against these powers. Luckily the OFP moderators weren’t always there to help WisdoM and when they were gone Nobby always seemed to find a chance to mock him, Nobby being the “baby brother†of the pack was always backed up by Ruskie, the “father†of the pack, when he did something. WisdoM found out he would have one last chance for victory and that was hitting the mighty where it would hurt them most… “the cereal thread†he told the moderators untrue stories, and probably the moderators got so annoyed by him they destroyed the cereal thread. After that the mighty were easy targets for new age OFP forum inhabitants. And then on one dark day, when RedStorm and Ruskie left Nobby, something terrible happened. Nobby was still fighting the evil WisdoM, but how brave he was, he was no match for the evil king who was at the peak of his power, in the end he lost but going down he took the evil king with him, his last deed for the mighty… Black Op did a few last actions to get Nobby back, but they were all in vain, Nobby was gone and would never come back… until… Present: January 2002 Location: New OFP forums Time: the beginning of the New age Now Nobby is back, but his home is changed, not only by the looks of the boards but the once so good and true Moderators who ruled the area were replaced by new ones… Moderators who still had been corrupted by the one called WisdoM, corrupted by their own power they would use it with any excuse… Ruling with their dark forces they forbade any expression of fun, cereal or spam… The name “Nobby†had a dark cloud hanging over it… every topic/poll he makes get’s deleted, for no or a lame reason, just because he was willing to fight for his rights! Was this the place where he fought for? A place of injustice for all inhabitants of the forums? A place without freedom of speech? Without humour, happiness and joy? How could this be? The evil king had been destroyed… but still… the Moderators are corrupted, they disobey the rules of the creators of the home they ruled… a dark age had begun indeed… But… there is still hope… maybe the evil curse WisdoM has spoken over the Moderators can be broken… maybe there is hope… something to believe in… something to fight for… (piece of the holy spammers bible)

In every game i install i have great lag (in the menu, and while playing) what's wrong? I really have no idea... please help!

<span style='font-size:107pt;line-height:100%'>PLACEBO I LUV YOU!!!</span>

JOINZ0RZ THE FRIENDLY PLACE CAUSE IT BE FUNZ0RZ NO ST00PID placebo's THERE!

SPAM!!!

SPAM

I DID NOTZ0RZ BANZORE HIM, i mean ME

I want to point out that i didn't say this, i only post when i need to add something in a conversation. this Nobby must have hacked my account or something

I AM 1337 AND PLACEBO SUXX0RZ!!

SEZ NOBBY!!!!

<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>N00bz click HERE!</span>(1337 d00ds too...) for the funniest, happiest, coolest, 1337est and completely friendly The Friendly Place here you can hang with your friends and talk about anything you want. no nasty moderators here (just cool ones) and just one basic rule: Don't suxx0r so I'll see you soon at: The Friendly Place

<span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'>The Friendly Place</span> for the people, by the people, errm and that other one

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ April 07 2002,19:05)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">It's a forum. And at the moment it's slow.<span id='postcolor'> nah, you're banzored for breaking the rule: "don't suxx0r"

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DarkLight @ April 07 2002,18:52)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">A flamethrower would be nice, you could eat some roasted birds then Or perhaps you could hire a 'delta force' player, I always had a good laugh when i yelled really loud during a game: BIIIIIIIRD!!! And then everybody looks up and we all start shooting at that bastard Kinda reminds me of that south park episode.<span id='postcolor'> shooting birds is legal and also very easy at <span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'>The Friendly Place</span> if you go there the birds will disapear

maybe i can ask a moderator to pin this one, for it is so important for the community <span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'>The Friendly Place</span>

y'all will die if you don't visit <span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'>The Friendly Place</span>

must be "the attack of the moderator strikes back part II" the Excorsist was... funny ----- <span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'>The Friendly Place</span>

no offence wobble but, O MY GOD, that's one nasty, dirty, not at all attractive thing! Wot is it?

i have my own shelter all attractive women come to my place for shelter! they wont drop a nuke, i mean, they're not that stupid/desperate... i hope

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Mar. 05 2002,17:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Yes no. I think the world is a bowl of cereal and we need instructions to make it. However I'd like to add that they formed even it possess much dish grain. shkslk<span id='postcolor'> someone isn't worthy

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Mar. 05 2002,17:20)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Naaah.<span id='postcolor'> you sir, are unworthy!

Well actually the spam bible recons 5 great spam powers: Redstorm Ruskie Stealt Eagle The Hamster Nobby i have allready proven myself immortal and fearless now, followers of spam and cereal but mostly fun, it's time that YOU do that too! (maybe "we're not already forwards" can be our slogam ) WE'RE NOT ALREADY FORWARDS! Nobby

yet another thing the cereal has brought to you, i told you Cereal = fun. (that's prolly why placebo keeps cloding it) and because i don't want to get banned i cannot post is again

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ Mar. 03 2002,21:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Nobby @ Mar. 03 2002,17:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">yeah i built that one with the Hamster, ain't we the best?<span id='postcolor'> Did you actually build Spamhenge? Â But it was built over 1000 years ago but mystic spamworshipping druids....<span id='postcolor'> just read the Cereal thread and the spam bible, there are enough stories featuring the hamster and/or myself

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Thehamster @ Mar. 03 2002,22:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ Mar. 03 2002,20:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Nobby @ Mar. 03 2002,17:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">yeah i built that one with the Hamster, ain't we the best?<span id='postcolor'> Did you actually build Spamhenge? Â But it was built over 1000 years ago but mystic spamworshipping druids....<span id='postcolor'> As Nobby said we built it. Spam is the path to eternity and the gateway to being immortal all should embrace it and see the force of spam. May the spam be with you.<span id='postcolor'> Well said TheHamster, couldn't have said it better my self, my fellow spami knight. Spam = Power = Immortality = More spam = More Power etc.