Stelled Eagle

LOL just lift those weight like you do on yer avatar and she'll go with you

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Feb. 25 2002,21:48)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Where's the first part <span id='postcolor'> here 1, Step into the area of your home known as the kitchen. This is the room where food is usually prepared. look around and familiarize yourself with it - not so bad, is it? 2, Open a cupboard and take out a bowl. Be careful not to take a plate instead. Bowls and plates look similar - they are both round, and they are made from the same stuff. However, plates are flat, bowls aren't. If you use a plate in this recipe you'll be sorry. 3, Ope te box of cereal and carefully pour something into the bowl. (make sure the bowl is the right way ip during this stage.) 4, Now you need some milk. Milk is a white liquid which comes from cows. You will probably find this in a big box which keeps things cold - this is the fridge or refrigerator. Pour the milk into the bowl. 5, Eat the cereal using a spoon - a metal utensil that has a handle and a round bit at one end. (make sure you hold the spoon by the right end.)

Cereal lives on!!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Thehamster @ Feb. 25 2002,21:34)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Nobby @ Feb. 25 2002,20:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Thehamster @ Feb. 25 2002,21:19)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Whoa how did you get a picture of my backgarden Nobby? <span id='postcolor'> i took it when i was at you're "b33r iz 1337" party remember? I also have some very nice pictures of Fenna being thrown at with stones by all the girls that were there, ah those were the days and i thought that this was your backgarden :O <span id='postcolor'> Naa thats my side garden the left one. Yep rember when we went on that spamming rampage and Fenna cried as we burnt all his threads <span id='postcolor'> LOL or when we played hide and seek, Fenna hid and we went to the girls and had some "fun" Fenna must have been there for hours when he finally decided to leave his hidingplace

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Feb. 25 2002,21:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I send checks to placebo to keep him away.<span id='postcolor'> yeah, i have to send him the usual brown envelope too

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Brentk @ Feb. 25 2002,21:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">you only think there is a spoon because your mind percieves the 'spoon' as being real, but its not real because it is created by a bunch of colored pixels. Â for all we know the spoon could never have been on that guys nose in the first place. Â and im not even sure taht guy was really there. Â in fact, i dont even think wobbles exists sometimes. Â his spatuala is just a trick, dont look at it<span id='postcolor'> you're tripping, the spoon is on the nose of that guy!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ran @ Feb. 25 2002,21:34)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">very bad idea<span id='postcolor'> DOH!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ran @ Feb. 25 2002,21:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">a french girl can't resist to this (especially with an english accent) : Bonjour mademoiselle , blablablabla.... .....une trÄs bonne guide<span id='postcolor'> I will use it when i know what it means

so starting with "suce ma bitte" is a bad idea?

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Feb. 25 2002,21:27)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">!7331 hapus si ti<span id='postcolor'> !!.CNI EGAMAD YB DEKCAJIH NEEB SAH DAERHT

THERE'S your spoon!!

?7331 ti t'nia haeY

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Thehamster @ Feb. 25 2002,21:19)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Whoa how did you get a picture of my backgarden Nobby? <span id='postcolor'> i took it when i was at you're "b33r iz 1337" party remember? I also have some very nice pictures of Fenna being thrown at with stones by all the girls that were there, ah those were the days and i thought that this was your backgarden :O

yes i still can't get over it, a road *shivers*

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ran @ Feb. 25 2002,21:08)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i think that the best way to find a beautifull girl in Paris is to go on the bridge near the Musée d'Orsay in a sunny june afternoon you mustn't look like a tourist , a lot of girls in this zone are student (the Jussieux unniversity is at about 500 meters) meet a girl , ask her if she wants to visit some monuments with you , and if she has the time , you can(boat) go and visit the Orsay museum , the Louvre and take a boat to have some good time on the Seine small dictionnary : Bonjour : hi welcome : bienvenue chéri : darling boisson : drink attends-moi : wait me prends une photo : take a photo combien coute l'entrée ? : how much costs the entrance ? note : - some visits are done in english      - many people in this quarter of paris speak english      - if a policeman ask you to show him your identity card , show it      - be carefull with the pickpockets in the boats               have good time<span id='postcolor'> errm, yes but if she "falls" for it what can you do after that, i would say: bonjour, chéri, voulez vous coucher avec moi? but i think some other people would like to know how you could keep the conversation going withoiut being smacked in the face cause you're not a lady-killer like myself

this one must be the scariest of them all!!!!

American chicks are way easier, just say: "hey babe, check my biceps" after that stand on one hand and push-up a few times, then she'll go with you

but is arnold himself still in it?

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ran @ Feb. 25 2002,20:57)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">if you meet a french good looking girl in the street : bonjour mademoiselle , voudriez-vous prendre un verre avec moi ? she answers : 1 oui 2 non you answer : 1 d'accord , allons au café du coin , que voulez-vous boire ? 2 s'il vous plait , juste un petit verre avec un petit *put your nationality here* en manque d'amour *you must do a beautifull smile*<span id='postcolor'> I think my approach is better Â

Nobby in france: Bonjour, j'adore tes seins, voulez vous coucher avec moi? ou vous voulez suce ma bitte?

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ran @ Feb. 25 2002,20:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">if you say that to a french girl , she'll use her anti-agression spray<span id='postcolor'> not if you have my dashing looks (3 feet tall, bald, beard, sunglasses and very important a diaper :O)

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Feb. 25 2002,20:47)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">j'adore tes seins=I adore your centres <span id='postcolor'> errm yes, allmost right

*cough* America has corrupted refs *cough bah nasty cough i have there

oh yeah... well!!!!!! it isn't

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Feb. 25 2002,20:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I dont! <span id='postcolor'> well i must learn that to, if i ever meet a "pretty" french girl yes now: "j'adore tes seins?" or how do you get that right