Stelled Eagle

bah i can see it i have 1337 madskillz :cool: <--i miss that smily

i can see the pic cause i have madskillz

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Mar. 02 2002,15:29)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">29%, and I am pretty okay with that. But how the hell can you be ´29% gay? That realy is british logic! Yeah, out of 100 people I sleep with 29 are male! Yeah right! Never ever...( the thought makes me sick) And some of the questions simply have to do with hygene, now if you get gay points for buying expensive shirts, going to the barber in regular intervals and washing your face with a special soap, then this test implies that us straight men are stingy, we smell, we got a cheap taste and we all want to become soccer-stars. Maybe that is true for the Brits.... (well definetly it is) <span id='postcolor'> now why didn't i read this sooner? LOL i got 29% too, and RedStorm too 29%ers r00l!!!!

my sister had 45% she allmost got the perfect 50%

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Mar. 02 2002,18:33)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Naaaaaaaaaaah old stuff...but still funny <span id='postcolor'> yup

Windows RG â„¢ is cool too, very realistic!!!Windows â„¢ RG

# 1 M4A1 w/M203 Grenade Launcher # 2 Desert Eagle # 3 Franchi SPAS-12 # 4 IMI UZI # 5 Taurus Raging Bull I wanna be the minigun

i got 29% but i hear that Fenna got the full 100%

He's reborn as a toad or as a koopa troopa :O

biggest complaint about new-age mods, they delete/close every thread wich is fun. Is fun illegal in OFP boards?

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ran @ Feb. 26 2002,22:37)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">they already know how to cause a lot of pain with their hands        <span id='postcolor'> DANG i have made a terrible error in my believes!!!! we're talking 'bout french girls for heaven's sake, we don't need those

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ran @ Feb. 26 2002,22:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">UGLY AND SMELLY ????? do you want me to lend you my little sister during a week-end     <span id='postcolor'> My little sister is also smelly and ugly, i must admitt that but as long as she isn't french i don't care

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (TWANG III @ Feb. 26 2002,22:32)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">why do u fellas over there promote good treatment for douche bag towell head al qaeda members???? P.S. TWANG IS BACK, WHERES DEVIL?<span id='postcolor'> First of all, welcome back Twang, my mental brother in arms second: don't know, don't care

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ran @ Feb. 26 2002,22:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">or one sentence : GET OUT OF MY WAY POOR LITTLE DICKHEAD Â Â <span id='postcolor'> teach them that sentance and i'll wh00p yo a$$!!!!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ran @ Feb. 26 2002,22:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">yes , busy place wiht your hand wich keeps moving       <span id='postcolor'> nah but i can imagine you have to do that with those ugly and smelly french chicks in your neighborehood

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (SpaceAlex @ Feb. 26 2002,22:27)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Arnold is old and ugly now. <span id='postcolor'> still good enough to be 1337, without arnold, no terminator

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ran @ Feb. 26 2002,22:25)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Nobby @ Feb. 26 2002,22:18)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">can't those french chicks just talk english? or dutch?<span id='postcolor'> no <span id='postcolor'> well they only have to learn that one word: yes

I forgot all about this poll well spank my monkeh! let's see if all the people still only can relax in bed... as i said my bed is a busy place :O

can't those french chicks just talk english? or dutch?

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FallenPaladin @ Feb. 26 2002,13:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Isn`t Arnold a bit too old nowadays  <span id='postcolor'> Arnold. Owns. Everybody. (in terminator mvies that is) I think terminator would be boring as hell without the king himself

1: First of all, you need to take the sticky tape off of your chair in front of the computer and follow a very tricky procedure - which took me months to learn!- it's called "standing up". 2: Standing up is commenced by putting both feet on the ground and then try to push the ground away from you! You'll then see that, by some miraculous power you're two feet higher than you used to be infront of your computer. Try to familiarize yourself with this. After some training you can "walk" back and forth, and even sideways! 3: Now, you'll have to find a room bigger that the room in which your computer is located. You'll find all sorts of foreign and often deadly objects in this room. Us professionals like to call it a "kitchen" you can also call it "a room ful of dangerous and deadly utensils" but the word kitchen is used more often for obvious reasons. Now, walk a few laps around this "kitchen" and check out all the shiny and objects located in the "cupboards" these objects we like to call "knives" are very sharp, you might have seen one in Wolfenstein or any other game. As you can see, knives aren't just a frigment of a developers imagination but actually do excist. Don't touch a knive! It is a very dangerous object and not for you to play with! Do a thourough research of all the cupboards in your "kitchen". With a bit of luck and patience you'll find something we call a "bowl". It's easily destinguishable because it looks very much like the half of a soccer ball they use in Super Soccer 2. Don't use a normal plate because when you'll get to the stage of adding milk (a liquid on which I will get back to later on) it doesn't have enough room to accomodate all of the milk! 4: Now we'll get to the tricky part! Adding the cereal. You'll have to find some cereal (I used Cornflakes, but any cereal will do) and pour some into the bowl we just found. Yes, your hand can be used for more things than steering the mouse so grab the box of cereal. For beginners this may feel very weird and unnatural. That's because you were only used to holding a mouse. Now when you learned to grab onto other objects try and pour some cereal in the bowl. Beware! You'll have to have the bowl the right way up! pour the cereal in the bowl and look at all the cereal in the bowl. Looks far more realistic than it does in computer games, doesn't it? Congratulations! You now have a bowl full of cereal! But....We're not ready yet! 5: Now, adding the milk is an easy one! You open a large square box that's about a meter high and three quarters of a meter wide. That box is used to keep things cool inside. We like to call it a "fridge" or "refrigerator". It has a door, open it like you would in any 3d person shooter (beware, this door doesn't open like it does in Quake 3, by bumping into it, you'll have to open it using a specially built "handle"! Now, grab the large package with a little square on it, in the square it should say: "MILK". Pour the milk into your bowl of cereal (make sure the package of milk is opened, and if you don't know how to open it, phone the local supermarket and ask for help.) Now you can call yourself king of the cooks! You just made your very own bowl of cereal! ------------------------------------------------Using this "kitchen field manual" is at your own risk. If you, or your dog gets hurt while following these procedures don't blame that scary clown from next door OR your math teacher. All the recipes descriped here belong to their rightfull owner (in this case that is Battleships inc.) Furthermore, every cereal box has a strange square thingie on the bottom, that's the price, before you leave the store you have to grab your purse and pay in the numbers indicated on that square. All rights reserved © RedStorm------------------------------------------------

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Thehamster @ Feb. 25 2002,21:58)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Yep worked last time.<span id='postcolor'> and all the times before that

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Ex-RoNiN @ Feb. 25 2002,21:57)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Everybody get your "anti-nuke-helmets"......sooner or later u gonna get nuked for that... u r lucky that im not a mod  <span id='postcolor'> *points at Ex-Ronin* Get the disbeliever, for it is judgement day, all disbelievers shall feel our rage! *laughs evily for 15 minutes* tar and feather him!!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Thehamster @ Feb. 25 2002,21:56)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Placebo and I have a gentlemen’s agreement he stays away from the forum I don't blow up his PC <span id='postcolor'> but you allready have the timer set!!! oh wait i didn't say that *want's to press delete button but accidentily presses the "add reply" button*

me too, Redstorm too, Cereal is now officially immortal, now just let me get my army back on the jazz, and where is Ruskie with his clones :O