Oligo

'Wake up you stupid fuck!' Mallory screamed. Miller realized he was back in the room they had swigged drinks with Mallory in the beginning. He was completely confused. Mallory pured a bucketload of water on Miller and said: 'You were totally tripping there for about fifteen minutes. I told you last night you shouldn't do extacy, smack, speed, grass, LSD, magic mushrooms and booze at the same time. How the fuck are we going to accomplish our mission with you fucked up like that?' Miller reeled and replied: 'Oh, shit, I was tripping? Man, there was the landlady and the SAS and whatnot. That was the most lifelike trip I ever had. Whoa, got to chill.' Mallory wiped his brow and made a tutting sound. 'This is going to suck', he mumbled.

They have a peculiar way of putting it...

Mallory seized the broomstick and threw it to the corner of the room. 'What the feck you got to smack me over the head, for, prick? I got enough headache as it is', he said. Miller gave him a bulging look and replied: 'Just the nerves and the drugs and the fact that my landlady is dressing up as a man... Awg, focking drugz...' Mallory moved to the door. He turned at Miller and made a face. Miller brushed past him through the doorway mumbling: 'Do we go? As the ruskies would say, Davai, Davai!' They walked down the staircase side by side, when suddenly a CS grenade popped through the door in the bottom end of the stairs. Miller pulled his AK-47 from his jacket pocket and screamed: 'It's the fucking SAS!' He let rip a few rounds towards the door in the bottom of the stairs. 'And I could be home watching telly', Mallory mumbled as he lobbed a frag grenade down the stairs.

'The end ', he thought during the fraction of the second the gun went off. Then he felt the dazzling impact of the bullet in his head. The world shook and he hit the floor. Unfortunately, Mallory had forgot that he was wearing a composite helmet. Although not designed to defy bullets but merely shrapnel, the angled surface of the composite had managed to shrug the headshot to a mere glancing blow. So all Mallory got from his suicide attempt was a killer headache. 'I must be schitzophrenic', he though while lying on the floor, his head pounding. 'What the fuck did I do that for?'

Do you have any cell samples left? You could get Ziggy cloned. It costs a bundle, though.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (USSoldier11B @ April 24 2002,10:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ummmm.....call me a neophyte but I don't get it. Also what the hell does "All Your Base Are Belong to Us" mean? I have been wondering for a very long time.<span id='postcolor'> I don't know if there is anything to get. I'm just referring to one of the most useless things that has ever been sort of 'hip' in the net. Trust me, knowing nothing about it is good for you. I'm just bored, so I posted something useless. I believe the word for such behaviour is 'spamming'?

Get real. It's supply and demand like you said. Besides, if porn starts are commodities, so is everybody else. You toil your life for some company or maybe the government and when you get old, they slam you into a retirement home. We are nothing but assets which are thrown away after we have outlived our usefulness.

Take off every 'ziggy'! You know what you doing. Move 'ziggy'! For great justice.

I saw a documentary last night in which they had an interview with an israeli official who is in charge of making popular opinion samplings. She pointed out that 70% of israelis currently think that 100% of the West bank and Gaza should be given to the pals IF there would be peace after that. Furthermore she stated that more than 50% of israelis currently think that the settlers are a bunch of hicks. If she is correct, there might still be hope in the Middle East, since most of the israelis seem to think that Lebensraum policies are wrong. They also had an interview with some Israeli university professor. He made an interesting analogy to the 'give them 95% of the land' plan that some people in these forums seem to think of as fair and square: Think of a prison. There the inmates have 95% of the territory, but still the walls and bars (making just 5%) are owned by the real masters and these are what matter. We have heard way too many right-wing statements in this thread. makes you wonder what sort of people OFP attracts.

At least in the U.S. doctrine (says so in the sniper field manual) a sniper team consists of two people: a spotter and a sniper. The spotter has a M-16 with a M203 underbarrel grenade launcher. The sniper has just the M21 sniper rifle and possibly a side-arm. The spotter uses binoculars and points targets for the sniper whereas the sniper engages them. If the team gets compromised, the spotter lays down aggressive fire with his assault rifle and covers the escape of the team. The team can also carry other shit like mines for escape and evasion purposes. I'd imagine other countries operate in a similar (maybe not identical) way. Note that my memory might have failed me and/or the field manual (which I downloaded from pre-9/11 U.S. army pages, they used to give away lots of nice stuff for free) might have been a fake.

Since compacting beer will also remove the bubbles and the alcohol, try pouring whiskey from a hidden bottle into your purchased beer in the bathroom. This way your beer gets more kick, but since whiskey and beer are 'related', the taste doesn't change too much. But a word of warning: This type of drink gets you drunk REALLY fast, especially if you're used to guzzling pissy beer like Budweiser.

I wonder what that Le Pen character thinks about European Union. Could it be: It is an evil plot by the krauts, the limeys and some other monkeys to rule France?

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Wobble @ April 19 2002,09:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">yea entire group of assholes.. yea men and women trying to earn a living, their children in the daycares.. just rying to get by and live a deacent life... yea..they all deserved to die right? FUCK YOU YOU STUPID, IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKER, I CAN ONLY PRAY YOU GET TO EXPERENCE (hopefully first hand! ) THE PAIN AND SUFFERING THOSE PEOPLE WENT THROUGH AS THEY DECIDED TO EITHER THROW THEMSELVES OUT A WINDOW OR BURN TO DEATH, OR HOW THEIR KIDS FELT WATCHING MOMMY OR DADDY'S WORK PLACE COLLAPSE AND KILL THEM ON TV.. Â ALL BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO EARN A LIVING, PUT THEIR KIDS THROUGH COLLEGE, FINALLY BUY A HOUSE.. LIVE YOU FUCKING IGNORANT, SUB-HUMAN PILE OF RANCID DOG FUCKING FILTH! Â MAY YOU ROT IN HELL.<span id='postcolor'> First of all, nobody deserves to die, but everybody does. We go one way or another. And secondly, fuck you too. As a moron from a state famous for executing underaged and retarded people, you should shut up. I will not show sympathy for a bunch of unknown people who died in an insignificant disaster which was really small compared to the disasters happening all the time around the world, merely because it happened in America the great. Boohoo to you. If I face a disaster like that someday, I certainly do not expect or even want sympathy from a brainless worm like you. Go inbreed and produce a new president worthy of your state.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Longinius @ April 19 2002,08:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Not really, there are still hordes of those left and the plot wasnt about killing that category of people. If anything, it was worldtradecenterocide. And they succeeded.<span id='postcolor'> Nope, they did not. There is still at least one World Trade Center left in Helsinki. Probably some more in capitals around the world. I think buildings called WTC are pretty common around the globe.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ April 19 2002,01:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The point was wiping out an *entire* group. The attack on WTC doesnt qualify as that, and that was my point.<span id='postcolor'> Well, they wiped out an *entire* group of asshole bankers, lawyers and accountants. It's bankerocide, lawyerocide and accountantocide combined = heinous crimes against humanity.

Does Osama come together with four airliners?

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ April 18 2002,21:51)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">And I'll be saying: Kuka helvitti heitti mustikkoita?!? .. because it's the only thing I know in Finish <span id='postcolor'> Maybe Finland joining Sweden wouldn't be so bad after all. We could be a superpower again and us Finns could fight all your wars like before.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ April 18 2002,21:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">That's all nice and well, but that won't give any guarantees that the suicide bombings and other terrorist acts will stop.<span id='postcolor'> They'll stop if they don't let any arabs and especially palis into Israel at all. Let them brew in their new palestinian state. Simple.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (PitViper @ April 18 2002,21:40)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">nice fairytale.<span id='postcolor'> Well aren't you the master of argumentation. Let me return the favour: Your post is just like the buzzing of flies to me, ignored.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (scout @ April 18 2002,17:13)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">oligo- just to give u a sense of space- u can shoot a 120 mortar from Tul-karem and hit the med sea! u can use a pistol to hit a pal-village from my window! this is not europe and Alland or whatever.<span id='postcolor'> Okay okay. I don't know about europe in general, but in Finland the distances are enormous and only a handful of people live here. But: I served in the mortar troops so I know such things as counterbattery radars exist and I'm sure IDF has a bunch of those. Those babies can pinpoint the firing arty piece before the shells have landed. So if somebody fires a 120mm mortar from Tul-karem, you fire a five company artillery firestorm back to the location. Case closed. And what comes to somebody firing a pistol, a HMG or an AT rocket over the border, you fire back with tanks. It's not a paradise, I know, but it is a lot better than having a pal walk into a grocery store and blow it up. Which is impossible if you give them their WB and Gaza, close the borders and don't let anybody in without a visa.

Bush is on a crusade again: As described in Time magazine It seems that Dubya has almost managed to set economic sanctions against U.S. itself by advertising a ban on all cloning of human embryos. This kind of ban will seriously hinder the progress of U.S. companies in Stem Cell R&D, thus weakening their competitive prowess in the area of medicine. Anyway, all the better for us Euros, because we can just roll past the U.S. with our research and sell all our newly created treatments to U.S. after the ban is lifted in ten or twenty years. And of course it WILL be lifted, when untreatably sick people in U.S. see their Euro counterparts healed with stem cell therapy. Oh yes, this ban will go the way of the ban on booze...

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (PitViper @ April 17 2002,18:01)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">you clearly don't understand what the electoral college is. Â Thanks for your ignorance.<span id='postcolor'> That's right I don't. But can you explain me why Bush won, even when Gore got more votes? Because the votes were cast in wrong states?

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (L24A @ April 18 2002,12:00)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Are we talking crap here. See here the very sophiscated manner of taking a dump in the field. The Summer and winter method.<span id='postcolor'> There seems to be some writing on the backrest of the chair. What does it say? Let me guess: "CAUTION! For shit only. Do not apply chair to open flame or burner plates. When taking a shit, place arse on the hole and let it rip. When operating in snowy conditions, wipe seat before commencing relief. Always check that your arse is larger than the hole before sitting."

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ April 18 2002,16:25)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I was more thinking in terms of Finland getting back to Sweden again, I mean - for your own good <span id='postcolor'> Right. I'll be happy to suicide bomb Stockholm in the name of FLO.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (scout @ April 18 2002,16:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">oligo- what will we do when they'll start to fire mortars from the village square? or fire AT missile from the roofs of the houses or fire HMG's from windows and mosques? they do it partly today, and the hizzbula did it in lebanon.<span id='postcolor'> You do what the yanks do in Afganistan. You place a missile to the village square, boom, no more mortar. All the civvies killed can be labeled as 'collateral damage' and ignored. What I am saying is that you have to marked yourself better. When you're occupying areas, you're bad and palis are freedom fighters. When you're not occupying anything and somebody attacks, you get the sympathy because you're innocent and so on like the people in WTC. HMGs and AT missiles cannot be fired across borders. And if they do that, then you fire back across the border at the bastards. Fighting on your own land or slashing briefly over borders = GOOD. Fighting on somebody elses land and putting settlers there = BAD.