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  1. Noone

    Free story

    A book about what, if i may ask ?
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    Palestinians change attack strategy!

    @4ntifa You are trying to convince us that you are neutral on this one, but your own posts say otherwise... "I'm not surprised to see you show off your ignorance again. Get the facts straight: http://www.electronicintifada.net/historicalmyths/index.html" These are your words. So you called Wobble ignorant and pointed at Palestinian web site as an ultimate resource to search for truth... Call yourself objective judge after that ?
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    Palestinians change attack strategy!

    That's why i believe only my own eyes...
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    WHO has actually been in the army here?

    "Besides, even a twisted sense of reality is better than swallowing the pre-processed "truth" they're feeding you!" Don't believe anything, believe your eyes...
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    Palestinians change attack strategy!

    "how the heck did you make it through the years after so much trouble?!?!?!?" In Israel the army is not a volunteer one. You have to go there. So you have to try REALLY hard to get out. Even harder then i tried...
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    Palestinians change attack strategy!

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (4ntifa @ Feb. 20 2002,09:10)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Wobble @ Feb. 20 2002,00:43)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">the Arab nations first tried to destroy isreal, not keep it in check, not show the who is boss.. to DESTROY them.. Â and obviousley they got their asses handed to them.. Â and ever since they have been bitter for losing a war THEY started.. Â piss on em.<span id='postcolor'> I'm not surprised to see you show off your ignorance again. Get the facts straight: http://www.electronicintifada.net/historicalmyths/index.html<span id='postcolor'> I doubt that a source called electronicintifada and claiming to be "a resource for countering myth, distortion and spin from the israeli media war machine" can be even remotely reliable. Sorry, it's just another propoganda site. What makes you believe they are telling the truth ?
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    Palestinians change attack strategy!

    He is a civilian for 5 years already ! We have all grown up and non of my friends serve by now...
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    Palestinians change attack strategy!

    I personally don't care for the "territories". I vote : give them back to Pals, let them have a state of their own, build a 4-meters high wall between us, add some land mines and an electric fance. That's it. We don't see each other, we don't care about each other. No Pals entering Israel. Wanna come ? Take a VISA !!!! No work, no help, no nothing. We don't know you, you don't know us. That's how i would like to see it. And about their new startegy : there are way too many factions in PA, i don't think thay'll keep that up for more then just a few weeks. But if by some miracle they do, well it's better for us, i would not have to worry about my mother, relatives and friends.
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    WHO has actually been in the army here?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (4ntifa @ Feb. 19 2002,13:44)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">W00t w00t! Not me! The army is for the mainstream slaves and followers, not to mention militarists/fascists/sickos. "I don't wanna be a soldier I don't wanna kill, I don't wanna be a soldier I don't wanna die." -- John Lennon Refusing to serve the System is the way to go. You decide what to kill or die for (if anything), not some fat politician a-s-s-hole!<span id='postcolor'> Yes, Yes, peace, PEACE !!! Yeah, Yeah, yeah... Sure... Snap out of it ! Drugs damage your brain ! (when used exsessively) So stop your anti-government agitation or come with us
  10. JA2 and X-Com were not stratagies - they were RPGs... I really enjoyed MOO2 and Steel Panthers I&II
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    WHO has actually been in the army here?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ran @ Feb. 12 2002,12:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">military police , anti riot ? hehehhehehehe i work in a police anti riot squad now , the CRS the 28th unit of the 5th group "centre limousin" , i'm based at Poitiers i'm captain<span id='postcolor'> He-he, looks like i've got a colegue here Yeap, in Israel dealing with riots is Border guards and MP duty mainly. Well, i think you have seen our RIOTs... We first useed sticks and shields and then switched to rubber bullets and tear gas grenades fired from "Federals". The riots are getting worse...
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    MOD Alarm

    Just wanted to make things clear. You are talking about add-ons here as not a single MOD has been released yet.
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    we need some new machine guns

    Thanks for the feedback ! We also intend to create more weapons. The list is not final, but we want to include : Negev MG TAR 21 UZI Galil B300 IMI Maybe a mortar if we find a way to implement it.
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    we need some new machine guns

    In our MOD - The Lost Brothers we have a new MG - FN MAG. Raanan created this model just a few days ago. Take a look : More info at http://flashpoint.xaos.ru/nland/ and http://idf.henktech.de/
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    Military Humor

    Operation “Wet pants†It was in 1995… or 1996 ? Don’t remember right now. Our guys from Mossad assassinated a well-known terrorist Eli Ayash aka “Engineerâ€. So we expected a retaliation. That evening our CO gathered us for a night-patrol briefing. He said that according to field intelligence report we should expect an attack against our base that night. He pointed at me and another guy : “I need two volunteers. You and youâ€. We had to scout the forest between our base and PA town of Tulkarem for possible terrorists strike team. We took our equipment and entered the woods. First 10 minutes we felt heroes, bravely walking through the forest with flashlights, looking for those scum terrorists. Then we decided to turn off the flashlights to prevent them from discovering us first. 10 minutes later we began to argue who’s gonna carry the radio – it could protect from a rear shot. After 10 more minutes we realized that it’s dark and scary around there. It was raining and a strong wind was blowing, so we could hardly see or hear anything. 5 minutes later we decided to lay an ambush for terrorists instead of rushing on them and found ourselves a nice bush. Then we decided that if we see them – we would not engage them, but wait till they pass and then report to base. After another 30 minutes we thought that our position is right between our base and Tulkarem, which puts us right on the terrorists way. We decided to move aside. We walked about a kilometer before deciding that we are far enough. 4 hours later headed back to the base to report “the area is clearâ€â€¦. We nearly soiled our pants that night…
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    Military Humor

    I am still here, just too tied to write right now... I'll add some stories tomorrow...
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    Don't Quote Me On That

    He-he, nice
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    WHO has actually been in the army here?

    IDF, MP Riot squad YALAS 1995-1996
  19. IDF, MP Riot squad YALAS 1995-1996
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    Military Humor

    Because I am high This one happened to a friend of mine. We served together for half a year and then he asked for a transfer. After a while he was transferred to an armor brigade. He was a junky, not a really heavy one but still. So that day they had a night fight. CO sent him up on the MG. Earlier that day my friend took some LSD and was err… high. The MG was loaded with traces. When he got up on the turret, all of a sudden trance music started un his head. Eets-eets-eets… And all those explosions around, and the tracers… It looked like a dance party (to him). CO ordered “30 degrees left, short burst – fire !†He fired. And really liked it. Flashy tracers going into the dark of the night. And he fired again. And again. And again. The music. The lights. “20 degrees right. Fire !†“No can do, sir†“Why ?!†“Out of ammo…â€
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    How sad

    You know, i have nearly ceased to post on this forum... Why ? Because it's very hard to come by an interesting topic lately. Most of them simply don't atract my attention.
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    Military Humor

    Nah... Just 30 days in jail. 5 of them in a solitary cell. Oh and I forgot to tell what was "the damage to army's property" - I got really sick while walking from then base under the rain and caught a very nasty flue. So the prosecutor convinced the judge that I did that on purpose, so that I can get away from duty. And that is called “damage to army's property", as all soldiers considered “army’s propertyâ€. I know it sound stupid, but that’s how it is written in armys regulations.
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    Military Humor

    Ok, you asked for it ...  The official verdict of the court sounded something like : Insubordination, insulting a superior officer, not obeying direct orders, armed assault, desertion with a personal weapon, losing valuable army equipment and causing damage to army’s property. Now what I did to deserve such a verdict : I lost my flak jacket and my officer decided to have me court marshaled for that (losing valuable army equipment), but I didn’t really loose it – it was stolen from my backpack. I was in a really bad mood – right after the field action, I haven’t seen home for quite a while, I was hungry, I felt sick etc. My officer knew that the flack-jacket was stolen, but preferred to cover up the thief – we all knew who did it. So I told my CO to fu…k the hell off, to go and have sexual relations with his mother etc etc etc. He said that I’ll go into jail for that, and I dared him to try. Then I took my backpack, loaded my M16 and headed out. Nobody tried to stop me, as I had a loaded weapon in my hands. I went home. And gave myself up after two weeks. I got court marshaled, lowered in rank and sent to jail. After that - the escort squad service for a month... That’s my story…
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    Military Humor

    He-he... We had one similar too… Every time our CO was assigning vacations the dumb-ass just faded. One second he was standing like everybody else and the next – boom… He is laying on the ground – unconscious… Son of a b… Next thing – he was getting a medic and a vacation, taken from someone else, who deserved it much more… And another one of my army stories... Hostage situation It happened after I have been lowered in rank for some …. Ehm… never mind. Anyway I was lowered in rank and sent to serve for some time into escort squad. All we had to do was to escort military criminals (both POWs and our soldiers) from prison to the court and back.. So they cuffed me to this guy, but didn’t give me the key. Why ? I guess they trusted me just a bit more then they trusted this guy… So we were sitting in the courts yard, waiting for his trial. (He was caught taking drugs, or selling drugs or stealing weapons or something like that– I don’t remember). And then all of a sudden I felt this awful loneliness. It was a loneliness of a hot dog in my stomach. It demanded some company. I had to eat. And I remembered that there is a nice place just by the court, where they had some nice skewers etc. So I proposed to my “prisoner†to go there while there was still time until his trial and have a snack. We sneaked out of the camp and headed to the “Shipudei Hadzhâ€. People were looking at us all the way – two soldiers cuffed to each other. We had a really nice meal (I paid for the poor sob) and headed back. When we approached the base we noted some strange activity inside. People were running and yelling. A rapid reaction team was inside. We asked a gate guard about it and he told us that there is a hostage situation. A prisoner has escaped and took a hostage - his escort guard. So we entered the base and sat down on the grass. We had front seats in the show. It was really fascinating to see all those SF guys running around, yelling… And then I saw my CO. And he saw me. He turned green. Then he yelled. He was yelling for about 15 minutes without stopping. It this guy chained to me that “escaped†and I was the “hostageâ€. Wooo…. I got court marshaled again…
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    Military Humor

    A bus assault That day a got a day-off. Just enough time to get home, have a nice dinner, sleep at home and early in the morning back to base. Our platoon was about to see some action the next day, so i was released home with all my gear - the vest, the flak jacket, helmet, 200 bullets 4 grenades etc... All this stuff didn't fit into my backpack, so I decided to simply put it on. Everything. Including the helmet and the flak-jacket. The vest’s pockets were filled with magazines and grenades. I was in full combat gear, walking around the central bus station in Tel-Aviv. It was quite a sight, but as people are used to soldiers in Israel, including ones in full gear, no one really paid any attention to me. Until I saw my bus. It was about to start moving. I couldn’t afford missing this one. Not that day. So I took my M16 into my hands in front of me (so that it would not jump on my back while running) and I started to run. I put all my strength into that sprint. And then I saw some people about to get into my way. I was too heavily loaded (flak, vest, ammo, backpack etc), so I could not stop or change direction, so only one option remained : I yelled really load “OUT OF THE WAY !!!!â€. People saw a soldier in a full gear with a weapon in his hands running like hell and yelling to clear the way. Naturally they though that it is all about another terrorist attack, and they jumped on the ground. I mean all of them – the whole freaking bus station on the floor…. So I reached my bus just in time – the way was clear. I just sat down and relaxed watching people slowly getting up and looking at me with surprise in their eyes… That’s me later that day at home….
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